Benedict Cumberbatch is a cunt. Again.
Channel 4’s Brexit: An Uncivil War was an accurate, true, bold account of the… Naa, it wasn’t. It was dogshit in a saucepan.
Leave were under-handed, they used cheating computer hacking algorithms to win, their behaviour crass and appalling.
Stay In Europe were all honest, earnest, clean all led by the wonderful father, cooking-for-three-children Rory Kinnear.
It even suggested, astonishingly, that the BBC was impartial AGAINST Remain!
All the Leave voters were thickie, bitter, chip-on-the-shoulder racists. A focus group contained calm, rational EU-lovers and poorly-spoken Leavers (one Leave woman was shown having an hysterical fit).
The Jo Cox blanket was dragged out and given a shake accompanied by a solemn silence. Zzz.
There was no mention of Osborne’s threats, Obama’s threat,the EU’s threats, or Cameron’s £9 million leaflet to EVERY HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY just a constant drip-drip about dodgy computer dealings.
And Cumbercunt himself. His weak, twitchy acting was made up of waving his arms and frowning with his mouth. A bit like Sherlock and, erm…the other characters.
His accent started in Chester took a drive around the North-East with detours through Wales and, occasionally, London.
He’s a one-trick pony actor and this was a no-trick pony film. He should stick to what he does best: living in his Hampstead castle and being a cunt.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous