Who? Her off of Labour is who. MP for Peterborough innit. Had her collar felt for lying about who was driving her jam jar when it was done for speeding.
Having been caught bang to rights, Onasanya’s been found guilty of perverting the course of justice. She’s probably looking at prison time when sentencing takes place, unless she can play the race factor as a possible get out of jail free card. Her conviction will now probably trigger a by-election.
And there we all were, naively thinking that we could look to Parliamentarians to set an example to us mere plebs when it comes to abiding by the law of the land, especially when said Parliamentarian is a solicitor to boot. Seems not; Mizzzz Onasanya has displayed the thin end of the square root of fuck all respect for the law, and it’s just another case of ‘do as I say, not as I do’. Honourable Member my fucking arse.
Nominated by Ron Knee
I nominate Fiona Onasanya so-called MP and her brother Fester, for a super counting. 1. She is a compulsive liar. 2. She thinks the race card gives her immunity from criticism 3. She is a lawyer who has committed perjury. 4. She is as ugly as fucking fuck. 5. She is a palpable CUNT. Please feel free to add your own reasons (she is a cunning fantasist, so please don’t hold back)
Nominated by Sir Cuntalot
Fiona Onasanya is a cunt. This solicitor, former deputy-leader of the Labour group on Cambridgeshire County Council, MP for Peterborough and devout Christian has just been found guilty of repeatedly lying to police about a speeding offence where she was the driver. She tried to frame a Russian “friend” (in Russia at the time of the offence) and asked her brother to take the wrap for her. This enriching cunt of Nigerian origin claims she wad told by God that she would become an MP. Pity He couldn’t forsee the conviction. This lying, dishonest cunt hoped to become the UK’s first black Prime Minster. Seems perfectly qualified to me-corrupt,lying,treacherous, enriching, black (and therefore untouchable) immigrant cunt. Well fuck off you big lipped slapper- a jury found you guilty. No doubt the taxpayer will be grateful that another enriching person is incarcerated at their expense. Cunt.
Nominated by Fimbriations