Sara Khan shows us how to clap without clapping
Rather than applaud something to show your appreciation or your enjoyment of something or now as (sadly) a mark of respect at a sporting event those right on cunts at Manchester university students union need to ensure that deaf people can also be included in this show of appreciation or mark of respect. Therefore you must now use jazz hands. (To me jazz hands was always the way you used your hands while perusing a ‘jazz mag’). But I was wrong just in case one of the 50000 deaf people out of 63,000,000 (50 thousand – 63 million) are in the arena you must use sign language or jazz hands to show your appreciation.
Fuck me where will this bull shit end.
Nominated by Cuntsince1066
Blind people just have to suck it up though. Apparently it’s due to some cunts being sensitive to outbursts of noise, rather than deaf people (who can see clapping) but it’s still dumb as fuck.
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Yes so some cunt cracks a funny. The blind person is in stitches but can’t hear a thing.
“Shit! They must be shite. I better boo the cunt! BOOOOOOOO!!!!”
To the bemusement of the norms doing their finest Jolson “Mammy” impression.
Meanwhile the deaf fuckers are pissing themselves cos they’re lip readers and saw exactly what the blind fucker said.
What an untenable bunch of arse!
Did any cunt bother to ask deaf people their opinion or is this just the usual assumptive bullshit from flake central?
Cunts!
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Snowflake on Capitol Hill; ‘Women (her voice breaking up, choking back the tears, gasping for breath, managing a whisper) must be heard…’ What’s that love? I cannot hear you.
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Ah yes it’s Sara again , the union’s “liberation and access officer.” She loves getting herself in the papers does Sara. Dream up the most stupid idea you can think of and Sara can top it. I see a great future for her in the Labour Party.
In the meantime some lezza bitch needs to stick some pussy in her face, give her something to occupy her time. Dozy bint.
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That snowflake joe daki bitch from the Cuntiversity of Manchester again, eh?
As Rod said in his Faces days, ‘I don’t mean to sound degrading, but with a face like that you’ve got nothing to laugh about!’
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Are all Khans khunts as well ??
I remember the other problem this unspeakable little shit had a few months back.
She was whining about Kipling’s “If.”
Allegedly… jazz is some African word for sexual activity (not proven, though)
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Are all Khans cunts? Let me see…
Genghis
Kublai
Imran
Amir
Suckdick
Jemima
Natasha
Citizen
Sara
Khans? Yeah… Them cunts….
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……….George Khan, the cunt from “East is East.”
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Funny you should mention that, Freddie…
The Jazz Hands Dog in the picture reminds of one of those mingers that are up for an arranged marriage at the end of ‘East Is East’….
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Good point, Cuntflap… I can’t see old Genghis going a bundle on snowflakes either… I bet he’d have eaten Lily Mong after roasting her on a spit…. Genghis and Big Don on the piss would also be hilarious…
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Perhaps we should all start giving a salute in which the right arm is inclined upwards, with the hand open and palm down instead of clapping when listening to a speech given by one of our new breed of more socially advanced student moral- beacons . Given their malevolent ignorance, love of issuing edicts and desire for a one party state where their ideology is supreme, I can’t think of anything more apt. They are the new Fascists.
Fucking idiots.
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Yet another top cunting.
Still, at least these fucking airheads offer us a bit of entertainment, I suppose
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No problem with Jazz Hands. As long as they don’t mind me blacking up and singing Mammy.
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That’s David Lammy’s job CC
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Typical tail-wagging-the-dog setup at a “university” – students dictating, while the teachers and governors just sit idly by letting these young ignorant cunts do as they please.
Seems that undergraduates these days don’t really give two fucks about the courses they’re supposed to be learning. Instead they just want to stir shit by declaring such courses are grossly offensive to someone or other, and something should be done about it. So fuck the studying, and let’s protest on Twatter for a few months until another dumb idea arrives so that we can jump on that particular bandwagon.
Three years later and they still haven’t done anything worthy of studying for their soft degree. But when they fail to get their First, they whinge on Twatter again declaring how under pressure they were to do the course, how hard it was, and how utterly rigged it was, and is therefore completely racist/sexist and “It’s not my fault I failed!”
Moaning, entitled, cuntstains
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Another Mud Person occupies another University Union position and barks out the same old reich related edict, and we must all jump to attention and dance to the new tune.
Well Khan,( we seem to have a batch of Khan cunts in this country) why not fuck off to your ancestral and ethnic shithole University and spout your shite there. I doubt if you ever would though. Things are just a tadge too cushy here in good old England. One day my pet, England will wake up, the jabberwock’s will all be kicked into touch and we will get our country back! Then, you snivelling little piece of shit, you may find it very hard to settle in your ” old country ” For the time being though….enjoy.
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They talk about white indigenous folk using/exploiting “cultural appropriation”; and yet when the shoe is on the other fucking foot and minorities do the same to our English heritage, then that is perfectly acceptable, and if you say otherwise then you’re clearly a small-minded racist bigot!
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So true my friend.
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I bet Manchester university is infested with Cunts like ms Khan, when I first heard the story I thought they would be some foreign sounding fucker involved, up popped this little kunt nugget ( quelle surprise) …
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Ugh people like this make my blood boil. They give students like myself a bad name.
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OC saw your post on the noms page about MP.
He/She/It? Was just posting lots of random shite. Short bursts stuff but lots of it.
I’ve been on ISAC for a year or two now first watching from the sidelines then eventually getting stuck in fairly regularly but this last few months just haven’t been able to get on board as I have in the past.
As a result I often end up having to ‘binge read’ to catch up. It strikes me there’s quite a few similar types appearing on ISAC at the moment, often they have ridiculous names, badly spelt and no punctuation.
The common theme seems to be, write a random and inflammatory post that’s well beyond any vitriol being dished out at the time, real knuckle dragging stuff that IMO is designed to whip up a similar response but it never does.
IMO It’s the sort of stuff that those on the left or remain side think that’s how cunters think.
Back in June there was some cunt appeared that started getting huge amounts of likes to fucking shite posts, that too piqued my interest so I went back over it’s posts (can’t remember name) but they were full of contradictions so I called the cunt out directly and not been seen since.
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Oops just typed a wrong character on my email address hence the different avatar
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Indoctrination, indoctrination, indoctrination.
Thanks Tony!
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So that jazz hands fuckfake cunt is a university student and a high up one at that?
But, but… She looks like a mong….
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Great cunting CS1066.
Channel hopping the other morning I saw this remould on the Al-Beeb breakfast sofa.
I watched about 10 seconds of the intro and had to switch over before the thing spoke.
What struck me was how her face genuinely looked like it had been bunged together.
Anyway that was enough for me, there was no way I was prepared to listen to anything this cretin had to say.
This pile of cunt is yet another über minority cause celeb imported from the States.
I’ve written about this before but seems worth a mention again, there’s a great South Park episode where they have the annual school play and nothing actually happens, all the parents complain but the head explains ‘this is what you wanted, this is what you asked for as you’re all so offended at anything we do we can’t do anything at all’ or words to that effect…
Brilliant and so true.
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Fucking Jizz hands.
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Let’s not be too hard on Sara. In a few years time she’ll be married off to some Parking Stanley about 12 years her senior, walking around dressed like a postbox and popping out little Mohammed’s like a production line.
Let her have her fun while she can.
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I have paid to watch some proper shite over many years in a red shirt at Old Trafford.. But the present set of cunts are the first I can accuse of actually robbing and cheating the supporters… Them – along with the manager and board – are all cunts and they really need to fuck right off…
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Just about says it all in a concise sentence Norm.
United in pink shits – who’s brilliant idea was that? Reminds me of a local youth club team who played in all white until one day one of the Mums who used to take it in turns to wash all the kits for next weeks game managed to drop in a cotton blood red rugby shirt – result ? United’s 3rd kit. Pink FFS – aren’t we enough of a fucking laughing stock with or without a pink kit.
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Well, cunto, apparently the pink abomination is based on the old Football Pink newspaper… The Evening News football spin-off that I used to deliver at weekends when I was a kid…. I actually now long for those old days of the Pink and Piccadilly 261… Tom Tyrrell (RIP) on 261 and the Old Trafford tannoy and David Meek in the Pink…. I always thought George Graham’s first name was ‘Below Par’ because when I saw United’s report in the Pink it would always say ‘Below Par Graham’… And I used to think cheating fat bluenose cunt, Franny Lee, was Chinese… As he was almost always referred to in pink print as ‘Lee Won Pen’….
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Fucking top class reply there Norm. Delivered in lingo that only real reds would understand, and appreciate
We (as in you and I) should do a meet and greet. At the red café or a couple of reserved seats at OT. I’m no star fucker but I would really regard it as an honour to chew the fat with you over 90 minutes in the presence of our reds . Shit or no shit – we needn’t divulge our cuntitudes or interfere with the course of natural anonymity of ISAC but I don’t have anyone within my family who has the love of my beloved Reds, even though it was their birth rite to raise the elevation of anything living or dead that could ever equal the Holy Trinity. As luck (or a hard luck) had it they never have deviated from the Red path. My gormless but highly educated first class honours degree eldest daughter having graduated from Manchester Uni lives in Wilmslow with her partner who has a box at the Emptijihad in East Manchester. True to her fathers desire she has attended once last season to sample the delights on offer at the council house, that’s when United visited. Not that she needs the money, I have told her if she ever betrays my Red till dead principles she will forever be hounded by a pack of hungry wolves. I don’t make idle threats.
PS, I shared Christmas lunch last year with said blue nose cunt and despite chivvying and encouragement I agreed on toasting the Queen at 3pm. Not a word was spoken prior to, or after.
When I hate Norm, I fucking really hate 😉
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Fucking great post Cuntflap.
One of the ways I try to console myself when exposed to these levels of cuntitude is to think to myself we are just in the midst of a cultural shift that will in time level out.
It’s the Social Meeedja revolution that’s given a voice to ultra minority views that were once the staple diet of the fucking idiots who lived in digs The Young Ones would have balked at and The Peoples Front of Judea would have thought were ridiculous.
Whenever these cunts tested their views in public they would be either laughed or twatted back into obscurity by the majority of normal folk.
What is different IMO is that social meeedja gives a platform to a constant stream of cunts that surround themselves in echo chambers and become supercharged, believing their own form of bigotry and fascism is righteous.
The fucking irony of it all….
Then as if to give these cunts even more credibility the 24 hour news channels, in need of filling their schedules invite these bastard cunts on to further spew their deranged opinions.
I recall a debate on Talksomething or other where some cunt had accused some other cunt of being racist for potting an opinion they didn’t like.
I can’t remember exactly what the subject was or the person accused but it transpired only one person had made a complaint.
WTF is that about, one professionally offended cunt takes umbrage at something and it dominates the news agenda for a day or 2.
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Thanks for the heads up on the great thinkers article.
Just had a right old laugh at it.
So Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornwall who suffers such horrific morning sickness, that everyone of her pregnancies has seen her hospitalised from an early stage.
How bad must morning sickness be to hospitalise you, fucking bad I’m told.
So rather than write an article acknowledging how horrific her pregnancies must have been and how great she must feel to have finally given birth and be elated to be finally going home morning sickness free, this jealous little bitch chooses to attack the fact she looks great.
Isn’t it ironic that Wimminz often complain about being objectified and / or harassed by men yet the evidence clearly suggests its the Wimminz that objectify, harass and demean other Wimminz to a level men could only imagine.
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People’s front of Judea?
Fucking splitters!
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Silly cunts are paying £9000 a year to be infantilised, couple this with useless degrees in sociology or gender studies and they are unemployable. The cunt waffles who initiate this bollocks like Sara Khan are probably going to be in bullshit non-jobs or professional grievance mongering for life. It would however, be hilarious to see, hundreds of snowflakes with their ‘jazz hands’, a bunch of pussy headed twats having a collective epileptic spaztromic episode.
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Every now and then I find myself really having a full on belly laugh. Just had a look at this mongs twatter and picked out the following highlight.
You genuinely couldn’t make this shit up.
u⚧m trans campaign
@UoMtrans
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4 Oct
We’re looking for intersex people to help us run a campaign for intersex awareness and to help us build a network of support for intersex people in Manchester
Hi Sara. I’m CuntyMcCuntface. I live just down the M61 in between Bolton and Preston. I’m a cunt but often get called a cock, I think that means I’m intersex?
Anyway would love to meet up, I’ve got some fairly radical ideas about how to raise awareness for Intersex people.
I look forward to hearing from you in the near future
Yours
Cunty
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I promise you Cuntflap it will be the first thing I utter/stammer/ slur as the tasers hit me.
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Many years ago a man who bowled from the pavilion end would be known to locals as “light on his feet” or “good with colours” in some ares said man would be classed as “knowing the names of all the flowers”. They did what they did and if memory serves me correctly no one give a fuck. Odd kerfufffle in the public bogs opposite the pub now and again when one of the local pissants was accosted that’s it; as for lezzas total mystery though I am sure some were knocking about. Now every paper I look at is chock full of transgenders transbenders God knows what other deviant delights are brewing. I cannot think of any boy at my secondary school who professed a need for skirts and gym slips nor a girl who wanted an artificial dick. Some of the staff were a bit weird but no men in skirts. What the fuck has happened????
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Lack of time and the close proximity of beer preclude me from contributing a lengthy, reasoned post.
That bring so I shall restrict my input to a brief but heartfelt statement: fuck ’em.
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Round em up and gas em the CUNTS!
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Imagine waking up to that Sara Khan cunt?!!
Fucking hellfire! Not even Neil from the Young Ones would tub that, nor would even he deserve it….
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A burkah would be a good idea for this beauty.
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Excellent cunting!
In one article regarding this nonsense, a hatchet-faced bint called Christina Sommers – a former philosophy professor no less – commented that “Clapping can feel unsafe”. How mentally fragile do you have to be to consider an act of honest appreciation to be “unsafe”?!
This world needs a reset…
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So clapping might cause harm/offence!
Taking this to the next logical step will talking too loud, laughing, frowning, eating, yawning, blinking, picking one’s nose, clicking one’s fingers, scratching one’s balls … also cause offence/harm to our overly sensitive colleagues?
Will children’s games like “Hide & Seek”, “Tag”, “Hopscotch” or “Piggy in the Middle” be banned for the same reasons?
The police have already been tasked to enforce online hate crime, but will this shit be next on their list of priorities? Forget about terrorists and their bomb-making equipment, but for fuck’s sake arrest that cunt for clapping, or stomp on that child for tapping another while playing Tag; or give that bloke a good kicking because he was mowing his lawn too loudly!
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Clapping can feel unsafe, I would think abseiling with a knackered rope would engender a greater feeling of “unsafe”. See why former is in front of philosophy professor. Gets worse by the second.
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This looks like a job for Flaxon Saxon.
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