Gen Zee

Now me blood pressure has stabilised somewhat do me best to get this oit. Me old horseprong in full stiffy mode. Ice cubes dahn me drawers, quick jangle, deep breath and orf we jolly well.
‘Twas tuning into some BBC business programme orn the wireless expecting an update orn me investments from the usual old cunt but not a bit orf it. Replaced over night by some young tosser who could speak to da yoot as per latest BBC Mission Wank. Yoot accent and yoot brains ie totally self opinionated self aggrandising selfish know nothing cunt sounding like a low rent fuck you Lewis Hamilton with verbal diarrhoea. Endless stream orf actually very old hat California business speak. ‘Tis a cool cool world we live in me dears. Kept spitting oit “Gen Zee” this that and t’other. Bugger me butler.

A lifetime orf blood boiling in me old brain pan and a necessity to avoid terminal damage has generated it’s own cool solution. Yours Truly has been bald as a coot for years. Told it is a so contemporary look me dahlinks. ‘Aint nature wonderful. Now this Gen Zee bollocks. Not some old fuck stadiums only supergroup. Not a trending botanical tea or some fucking crap rapper. After setting me old cunt orf a butler orn the internet, I am informed, via various porn sites, that Gen Zee is not a trans pole dancer butYank Wank for Generation Z pronounced in alas, the Colonial manner. A generation that is supplanting the Pathetique orf the Millenials.
This is what me butler supplied to YT. Was going to do me own witty précis but could not be arsed so you get Another Epic Cunting By ect ect as per Huffington Post or it may be from The Perverts Press:

Generation Z, as they have been coined, consist of those born in 1995 or later. This generation makes up 25.9% of the United States population, the largest percentage, and contribute $44 billion to the American economy. By 2020, they will account for one-third of the U.S. population, certainly worth paying attention to.

A “Millennial” is a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000.
Generation Z (also known as Post-Millennials, the iGeneration, Founders, Plurals, or the Homeland Generation) is the demographic cohort following the Millennials.
The difference between the two is important to know in order to prepare your business, shift marketing, adjust leadership, and adapt recruiting efforts to stay relevant for the future.

How Generation Z Differs from Millennials

1. Less Focused
Today relevant is constantly being refined and Gen Z lives in a world of continuous updates. Gen Z processes information faster than other generations thanks to apps like Snapchat and Vine. Thus their attention spans might be significantly lower than Millennials.

2. Better Multi-Taskers
Though Gen Z can be less focused than their Millennial counterparts, in school, they will create a document on their school computer, do research on their phone or tablet, while taking notes on a notepad, then finish in front of the TV with a laptop, while face-timing a friend. You get the picture.
Gen Z can quickly and efficiently shift between work and play, with multiple distractions going on in the background…working on multiple tasks at once. Talk about multi-multi-tasking. Just think about how this kind of flow might reshape the office.

3. Bargains
Millennials care more about prices than Gen Z. This is arguably because they came of age during the recession.
Sixty-seven percent of millennials surveyed said that they would go to the website to get a coupon, whereas only 46% of Gen Z polled said they would do the same.
Millennials also tend to click on more ads; 71% of Millennials in a recent poll said they followed an advertisement online before making a purchase, however only 59% of Gen Z’ers said the same.

4. Gen Z is Full of Early Starters
Many employers are predicting that more teens, between the ages of 16 and 18 will go straight into the workforce, opting out of the traditional route of higher education, and instead finishing school online, if at all. Would you make a major investment, possibly leading to years of debt to come—knowing there are new, more affordable (not to mention more convenient) online alternatives coming up every day?
As we’ll discuss later in this post, Gen Z knows the true value of independence, and knowledge is no exception here. If a Gen Z’er knows they are capable of learning something themselves, or through a more efficient, non-traditional route, you can bet they’ll take the opportunity.

5. Gen Z Is More Entrepreneurial
According to Gen Z marketing strategist Deep Patel, “the newly developing high tech and highly networked world has resulted in an entire generation thinking and acting more entrepreneurially.” Generation Z desires more independent work environments. As a matter of fact, 72% of teens say they want to start a business someday.
One apparent recurring factor you might notice throughout this post, is that many Gen Z identifying factors can be traced back to the recession in 2008, from their frugality, to their value of experiences, and increased likelihood to become entrepreneurs. This is an interesting note to take down.

6. Gen Z Has Higher Expectations Than Millennials
Millennials remember playing solitaire, coming home to dial-up internet and using AOL.Generation Z was born into a world overrun with technology. What was taken as amazing and inspiring inventions, are now taken as a given for teens.
“When it doesn’t get there that fast they think something’s wrong,” said Marcie Merriman, executive director of growth strategy at Ernst & Young. “They expect businesses, brands and retailers to be loyal to them. If they don’t feel appreciated, they’re going to move on. It’s not about them being loyal to the business.”

7. Gen Z Is Big On Individuality
Gen Z’ers were born social. In fact, nearly 92% of Gen Z has a digital footprint. Arguably as a result of the celebrities and media they follow, Gen Z seeks uniqueness in all walks of life primarily through the brands they do business with, future employers, etc.

8. Gen Z Is More Global
Millennials were considered the first “global” generation with the development of the internet, but as more of the world comes online — Generation Z will become more global in their thinking, interactions, and relatability. 58% of adults worldwide ages 35+ agree that “kids today have more in common with their global peers than they do with adults in their own country.” Diversity will be an expectation of Generation Z.

After asking people “Would you call yourself addicted to your digital devices? (computer, smartphone, etc.),” we found Gen Z’ers are 25% more likely than Millennials to say they are addicted to their digital devices. A full 40% of Gen Z are self-identified digital device addicts.

This generation grew up with technology, and for them, it’s probably hard to go without their devices. If this younger generation is constantly on their phones or devices and not watching as much live TV, we may experience a massive shift in advertising methods and marketing messages.

Simply put these are mewling selfish gits that have grown up online and think life is a digital account. Flying Pussies ready for the plucking by us old analogue cunts. What Ho! And good shooting (online only). Or is Gen Zee the latest North Korean Dictator?

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

30 thoughts on “Gen Zee

  1. Black and White cunt has napped long time favourite Dennis Norden. Well done that man. Certain lazy cunts have not updated to a new pool yet so Yours Truly is getting in there:

    Doris Day
    Olivia d’Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Nicholas Parsons
    Michael Caine

    • A great counting Sir Limply, I had head about them through the internet – think I had dropped in on the Huffington post to give my daily rant to a couple on there who I have had a long running war of words with. One, a rather unlikable leftie professor in a Scottish University, t’other a blambo from Londonistan with a chip on both shoulders. Her daughter recently wrote to me and asked me to stop arguing with her mother or I may regret it. Now if I showed no fear to a 6ft 5inch tribal cunt with an assault rifle in Chad I am fucked if some blambo from Londonistan will intimidate me. I have a theory that millennial and GenZ only exist because they have never had to aspire to much. A section Chef who I keep in touch with in the Legion laments the potential recruits who offer themselves up to undergo the challenge of half a year training at the farm in Castel. Most don’t make the cooper test but fair well in the psychometric tests and there is the rub. If armed forces are willing to engage in future conflict via drones and computer driven ordnance we have a formidable but lazy troops of the future. However, in my opinion and that of Sargent Chef Benoit what is needed to purge the world of these lazy cunts, or the PlayStation generation as they are known in the FFL is a war. Not a world ending nuclear extravaganza, a conflict using infantry, artillery and general soldiering plus the Navies and Air forces engaged to clear out this dull depression hanging over the world as I see it right now. Lengthy periods of peace, despite kick offs more or less everywhere in short bursts, make us lazy cunts with nothing better to think of than leaving their own safety to the responsibility of others more willing. JS Mill coined it best.
      “”War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse. When a people are used as mere human instruments for firing cannon or thrusting bayonets, in the service and for the selfish purposes of a master, such war degrades a people. A war to protect other human beings against tyrannical injustice; a war to give victory to their own ideas of right and good, and which is their own war, carried on for an honest purpose by their free choice,—is often the means of their regeneration. A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. As long as justice and injustice have not terminated their ever-renewing fight for ascendancy in the affairs of mankind, human beings must be willing, when need is, to do battle for the one against the other””
      It would also empty our country of the mud coloured cunts if a choice between fighting for Queen and country or nipping back to the sub continent and Africa to avoid it.

  2. The only reason why this bunch of cunts look good on paper is because they conveniently left out those who committed suicide, now identify as the opposite sex or animal or something, or have just fallen through the cracks already.

    Nothing but a parade of good little corporate clones.

  3. A third nom’ in a week, Sir. Limply? You spoil us. Graduating from the epic “Spontaneous Human Combustion” to the frankly masterful “Piles”, I really feared that you may have shot your bolt,but no,you continue,rather like an old dog fox,to lead the pack a merry dance. Bravo.
    What news on the Deadpool,anyone? I can’t actually see anyone who had Dennis Norden in the pool which started after Fenella Fielding’s death (Dead Pool 113) 11/09.

    • Black and White cunt had him. As to noms it is all in the timing. YT has been posting regularly but they never appeared. Now like the proverbial bus they all appear at once.

      • That’s the trouble, Sir Limply. You actually have half a dozen comments in the latest deadpool 113 about Fenella, but,as far as I can see,nobody nominated Norden in that pool
        B+WC had him in the earlier pool 112, (liz Frazer) September 7,but I can’t see Norden anywhere in pool113,(fenella Fielding) September 11.

        • Fuck Fuck Fucking Conspiracy!!!
          There is no posted Dead Pool 113. No valediction, no fond farewell for fucking stinking Fielding the old stench bat. Still listed as DP 112. No tip orf that DP 112 has become DP 113. Bastard. Stewards? Pointless going before those corrupt cunts.

          • Looks like Norden has slipped the net, Sir Limply……
            DeadPool [113]
            Posted on September 11, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

            Congratulations to Dioclese who is chasing my record by correctly predicting aging vamp the Queen of Double Entendre and Carry On Legend Fenella Fielding would be the next celebrity to die aged 90.Wonder if she will ask if she can…..

          • Have checked, updated browser ect ect and YT does not have a DP 113 so how come you see it Dick and not YT? Therefore unable to post noms for the current DP. Deep suspicion that a few noms orf mine have been posted to blind side Yours Truly. “Post a clutch of the old cunt’s noms – he’ll be wanking so hard he’ll never notice he can’t drop a corpse or two into The Pool”.
            Got your number you cunts.

          • You actually nominated in ‘lool 113, Sir Limply……Sir Limply Stoke on September 12, 2018 at 2:37 pm said:
            “None orf you cunts will care but I am claiming Fenella Fielding because I introduced her to the pool and maintained me interest for many years. Now that cunt Dioclese is specifically targeting my noms I say Fuck Orf you cunt. Worked with the old trout over the years and crazy as buggery. Right whiff orn her as well. And I’m going to the funeral. Bastard.

            Rhonda Fleming
            Jim Dale
            Lionel Blair
            Leslie Phillips
            Roy Hattersley”
            Try putting Deadpool 113 in the little search box at the top of the home page. That should get you there.

        • You have sown the whirlwind Dick. We will never hear the fucking end of this.
          Tin hats for the Limply shitstorm.

          • Well bugger me so I have. Must rebalance me alcohol and medication regime. Me old brainpan has gorn AWOL. Pity because me anti-depressants have the fortuitous side effect orf a 24/7 erection. Pity to lose that. The only advantage orf early onset dementia.
            Double bugger me. Remember posting now but what threw the fox amongst the hounds was never having a DP 113 posted.
            How come have I had to post Dead Pool 113 in the search box to get there? And how come sir did you know that? Yours Truly may be shifting his old arse ever closer to the Pearly Gates but me old cunt sniffer remains in overdrive.
            Certain indications lead YT to the conclusion that you may be a Fuck Puppet along with many cunters orn this site. Stitch the old cunt up. Set him up as an object orf scorn and derision. Let’s all have a laugh at his expense. You know who you are.

    • Dennis Norden’s dead, C.C., but I don’t think that anyone actually had him in the last deadpool 113.

    • In the midst of life we are in death etc,
      In the midst of life we are in debt etc…”

      Denis Norden

    • Hopefully some gangsters, a wall cavity and a fuck ton of concrete will make sure you never see the light of day you nasty, little cunt.

  4. It seems Sir Limply has finally gone ga ga.
    If he survives until the next deadpool I might take a punt.

    • He’ll be fine; all that research into Gen Zee (or whatever collective term is applied to that thick, useless, ignorant, false and grasping bunch of cunts) has just temporarily affected his insobriety.

  5. My certainty that the species is doomed crystallised on reading Sir Limply’s exhaustive cunting of what I shall call, even under severe duress, Generation Zed. Who are a bunch of inarticulate, ill-read, perpetual children, apparently bred specifically to participate in the virtual reality created by our financial global overlords.

    There is much also in what Cunto says, as always, but I fear it is too late. The time to mend their ways, before they reached seven years old, has now passed. Though I have to admit, I would have been a pisspoor Legionnaire even if I had swallowed my natural cowardice and joined, so probably shouldn’t comment further.

  6. Sir Limply Stoke,

    I generally find your comments and cuntings illegible and as such, really fucking irritating.

    This one on the other hand….. post-faux, posh bollocks – orf (of) and orf (off) comments, is actually quite amusing. Bravo Sir Limply Stoke.

    You finally wrote a comment on ISAC that wasn’t painfully-irritating bollocks.

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