Dead Pool [113]

Congratulations to Dioclese who is chasing my record by correctly predicting aging vamp the Queen of Double Entendre and Carry On Legend Fenella Fielding would be the next celebrity to die aged 90.Wonder if she will ask if she can smoke in the crematorium?

So we move on to Dead Pool 112.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

49 thoughts on “Dead Pool [113]

  1. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

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    Fenella had cracking chebs, especially in Carry on Screaming.

  2. I bet she will be smoking there!
    Nice one dio.

    The queen.
    David attenborough.
    Jeremy corbyn.
    Dianne abbott.
    Ed fuckface sheerhan.

  3. Can I just say how much I loved the sexy voice and appearance of Fennella Fielding. A true one-off worth all the fucking soap women and reality tarts put together. There will never be another. To think I have spent 45 years with Mrs. Boggs. I would have got less for murder.

    Confession time: I never like to predict death, I am just a funny old cunt that way, but Nicholas Parsons looked very decrepit presenting an award the other evening and the BBC seem to be stockpiling recordings of his radio show Just A Minute…. think on as Hylda Baker used to say when she was talking of going to the great behind

    • One wish you were lucky never came true Boggers. Worked with the old bat and she was crazy as Hell and nasty with it. Could fall into the femme fetal act and the purring pussy voice (which she stole from Joanne Greenwood) at the drop orf a hat but for public consumption only. Would never wash and stunk orf old cunt and armpits and gallons orf cheap eau de cologne. Delightful as she warmed up under lights orn stage.
      As the old furlongs started to take their toll she resorted to plastering bits orf wallpaper all over the boat race cracks and crevices with heavy make-up. Transformed herself into some bizarre frozen papier matière death mask. Totally paranoid about other actors and could never remember her lines, sometimes cut whole scenes to the consternation orf all. Plus a lot more. Never worth the grief – the old mare always invariably failed to attract at the box orfice.

  4. Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

    A few years back I was in London on my birthday. I happened to know the FF shared the same date for her birthday when lo and behold the femme fatale was walking down the street towards me. As we got closer I wished her a happy birthday. She stopped and with that come to bed voice said ‘Thank you darling’. Made my day.

    • Have repeated this just for you Boilsucker (love your videos on YouTube BTW)
      Worked with the old bat and she was crazy as Hell and nasty with it. Could fall into the femme fetal act and the purring pussy voice (which she stole from Joan Greenwood) at the drop orf a hat but for public consumption only. Would never wash and stunk orf old cunt and armpits and gallons orf cheap eau de cologne. Delightful as she warmed up under lights orn stage.
      As the old furlongs started to take their toll she resorted to plastering bits orf wallpaper all over the boat race cracks and crevices with heavy make-up. Transformed herself into some bizarre frozen papier matière death mask. Totally paranoid about other actors and could never remember her lines, sometimes cut whole scenes to the consternation orf all. Plus a lot more. Never worth the grief – the old mare invariably failed to attract at the box orfice.

  5. Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  6. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Michael York

    Well played Dioclese.
    I’m pretty sure Carry On Screaming inspired my first boyhood wank…

  7. Bollocks, Penfold aka Nobby Stiles gone.

    Baroness Trumpington
    Johnny Depp
    Raul Castro
    Barry Fry
    Doug Ellis

    Good work Dio.

  8. None orf you cunts will care but I am claiming Fenella Fielding because I introduced her to the pool and maintained me interest for many years. Now that cunt Dioclese is specifically targeting my noms I say Fuck Orf you cunt. Worked with the old trout over the years and crazy as buggery. Right whiff orn her as well. And I’m going to the funeral. Bastard.

    Rhonda Fleming
    Jim Dale
    Lionel Blair
    Leslie Phillips
    Roy Hattersley

  9. Have to go back a bit but once this site had some HONOUR. A person’s special noms were respected. For instance YT introduced Doris Day to the Pool but over time Fred West showed considerable interest in her so I would reserve her for him in the knowledge that the accommodations he was able to offer that fragrant lady beneath his well stocked patio were infinitely superior to mine – a large dung heap covered in black polythene weighted doine by old car tyres. Noblesse oblige you see but you plebeian cunts will possess a congenital indifference to such finer sentiments. Go FUCK!

  10. Here we go again
    Paul McCartney
    Honor Blackman
    Ed Woodward (What’s his job at man united)
    Coleen Nolan
    Joan Collins
    Thanks for nicking Cliff Richard you cunt he’s well worth a punt he looks absolutely fucked

  11. Why oh why did I drop perennial coffin dodger Norden?Or as my late Granddad called him “That old fart with the clipboard”

  12. My nominations for the dead pool.

    David Crosby
    Linda Ronstadt
    Sinead O’Connor
    Pete Doherty
    Tom Daley

  13. Well that leaves Dioclese in a bit orf bovver. Old alto ego Chas orf Chas ‘n Dave has croaked for the last time. Big C aged 74. Will the ovver Chas survive?

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