Dead Pool 112


Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who correctly picked Carry On’s favourite bit of fluff, Liz Fraser, who passed away at the age of 88.

As Norman puts it so elequently in the comments below : “Worth all today’s celebrislags put together”

So we move on to Dead Pool 112.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

56 thoughts on “Dead Pool 112

  1. Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer
    Crispy Neutron Bomb
    Frank Windsor
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Lord Denham

  2. RIP Liz… Worth all today’s celebrislags put together

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Anna Karen
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine

  3. Thomas Markle
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    I thik Dick has moved on or is in the slammer so will nick his again.

    • Up to his balls in cunt.
      Dick Fiddler will return in Fiddlerinator 47.
      He will be back ………………

  4. Liz Fraser! Very sorry to hear of her demise.

    RIP Liz

    A damn fine character actress (I refuse to say ‘actor’……she is very definitely of the female persuasion judging by a stupendous pair of knockers in her prime.).

    Kelly Brook would be jealous.

  5. Cliff Richard
    Paul McCartney
    Honor Blackman
    Coleen Nolan
    Sam Humphrey
    RIP Liz you were gorgeous

  6. Larry King
    Carl Reiner
    Stanislaw Kowalski
    Tommy Chong
    Beverley Cleary (sorry I mean Carol Channing)

    • While I’m honoured that someone may feel that my picks are a ‘dead cert’ and worth pilfering, I do have to point out that I have NEVER won the deadpool, nor even picked anyone that has yet to pass….

  7. Camilla Parker-Bowles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Thompson
    Daniell Barenboim
    Ton Koopman*

    *Not, as far as I know, related to Herman van Rumplepimp

  8. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Hal Holbrook
    Michael York

    Best pair of Carry On jugs ever…

  9. Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glitter

  10. I liked Liz Fraser, good actress and very tasty. Got a sister in law that is a virtual dead ringer for her, which is nice.

  11. Seeing as Grumpy Old Cunt has struck again,I’ll go for…

    Ozzy Osborne
    Steven Tyler
    Bob Seger
    Donald Sutherland
    Bob Dylan.

    • Knew Liz and introduced her to the Pool. Tipped orf she was a bit ropy but not yet oven ready and thought no other cunt had her so bided me time. Philosophical? Nah hurts like fucking hell. Total bastard to miss oit on an old friend. Sick as.

  12. Fuck and bastard bugger you cunts as ever.

    Giscard d’Estaing
    Rhonda Fleming
    Jim Dale
    Roy Hattersley
    Christopher Plummer

  13. Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Madeline Albright

  14. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Harley Race
    Pedro Morales
    Jim Herd – former WCW president
    Vince McMahon

  15. Black and White cunt has napped long time favourite Dennis Norden. Well done that man. Certain lazy cunts have not updated to a new pool yet so Yours Truly is getting in there:

    Doris Day
    Olivia d’Havilland
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Nicholas Parsons
    Michael Caine

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