Sirs, I apologise if this has been cunted before but I would like to cunt businesses that have the word ‘solutions’ after their name. It means something like ‘you have a problem, we have the solution.’
An example would be Logistics Solutions which used to be termed road haulage or similar. Ghostbusters, the non culturally enriched version, could be ‘Malign Spirits Solutions.’ That name might also apply to The Exorcist.
Anyway today I saw ‘Water Solutions for home and office needs’ on the back of a white van. Bear in mind they believe some cunt thinks they have a water problem and this shit outfit is going to fix it. Last I saw in this country water fell from the sky and came out of fucking taps. Anyway you get the drift and will likely have better examples than I do. Perhaps ‘Is A Cunt’ would be renamed ‘Cunting Solutions.’ The advert would run summat like ‘Have a problem with someone you need cunting? We have the solution.’
Which is how I found you lot when I Googled Alex Salmond is a cunt. Problem solved.
Nominated by Alan Fistula