Self Driving Cars
It’s time to pull the plug on this fantasy.
The programmers are like the mad scientists in those old black and white movies, they really believe they can control every situation with their systems of sensors
As for the drivers who’ve been killed, well how fucking stupid do you have to be to sit in a car in high speed traffic with no driver, and expect it to be safe?
Every computer that I’ve ever had has failed at one time or another, as they have with all of the industrial users. Just look at the complaints about Amazon’s computer failures and the like on this site alone.
Once again it’s the stupid cunting media that keeps promoting this horseshit and we all know that most of the executives in the car industry are equally stupid in believing their own publicity and following insane fads.
If you don’t believe me, just look at the size of the screens they’re putting in new cars these days. It won’t be long before they are 21 inch flat screens taking up half the windshields…. no ticket for them, but you can still get a ticket for drinking coffee in your car. I’m fucking lost for words.
Nominated by. Paul Ya Plonker
A most worthy cunting by my North American colleague. 🇨🇦.
🚗. 🔥. 🚓.
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Indeed. And in a similar vein, if you’re fucking around (looking for music, etc) on your phone whilst the car is in motion, you’re in violation of the law, but fucking around with a satnav and you’re not? And then you can still (technically) get done if you’re on your phone in a long line of stationary traffic? I’ll stick with my 20 year old pile of shit car, thanks.
That being said, who wouldn’t want a car that takes you home from the pub whilst you get a nosh from a rude lady? Or one that goes into “Darren Osbourne” mode and takes out a battalion of peacefuls outside a mosque?
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It’s actually equally illegal to be fucking about with the radio or satnav whilst you’re moving but it’s just as hard to enforce.
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Self driving chiggun delivery van found empty and abandoned outside Diane Abbott’s gaffe. Struggling police appeal to public in search for motive and perpetrator. Meanwhile the Londonistan stabbashootathon carries on unabated. Current score …..the darkies are running away with it.
Good morning.
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It appears that Ahmed the Ripper is on a spree.
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Yep, straight from the church of sci fi this one. Huge swathes of people actually believe that this is the future, they actually are convinced that there will be motorways filled with computer controlled cars.
It. Will. Never. Happen. Its fucking obvious. But people believe what they want to and probably people who have no fucking meaning in their lives apart from keeping fit and grumblinv along with bbc breakfast wil fucking believe anything the cunts.
How many people will die before this sad dream ends …
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Actually, I think they’re the same dumb, dellusional cunts who think Geordi could actually fix the transporter…with help from his android friend Data.
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Came across a book by Nick Cohen called ‘What’s Left? How Liberals Lost Their Way’ from 2007. Its a bit out of date but it references a lot of the stuff ISAC posters dislike about the modern pseudo-left and its shitty identity politics.
Here’s a quote from the book…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/05/07/quote-of-the-day-47/
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Great article CMC, so true, again.
What i would really like to see is The mighty Owen MGBGTV8 Jones interviewing Amjam Choudrey.
His inevitable hissy fit would be ‘interesting’
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https://youtu.be/AsTxS6tg6xc
Volvo testing their self driving car.
You would have to be suicidal to get in one of these.
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I must say that I’m in favour. No more Peaceful taxi-drivers doing the school-run.No more garrulous taxi-drivers talking about which famous footballer they happened to bore the tits off last week.No more Learner drivers dithering about until you reach a point of putting your hand on the horn,scream obscenities and cut them up as you overtake. No more schoolrun mothers in their 4×4 tractors taking their precious cargo to school. No more ethnic bus-drivers unable to judge distance and speak politely and only keep their jobs because of their colour. No more hijab wearing dalek women driving with all the view of a cinemascope perspective. No more old Cunts dawdling about before pulling up on a bling corner to have tea out of a flask while sitting 18 inches from passing timber-wagons. No more revolting holidaymakers pulling caravans that they can’t reverse while blocking a queue of traffic 25 cars long behind them….and finally,and most importantly, no more of 4 of”The Gays” cruising around in a black transit van (The Aids Team)molesting innocent male hitchhikers
Fuck them.
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Brilliant – trust Fiddler to drive a coach and horses through a nom!
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This one always makes me chuckle.
Top scientists and R&D bods testing their latest and greatest AI based self driving car.
And yet with all those brains, never thought to use a manikin or wheelie bin as the test subject first!
https://youtu.be/_47utWAoupo
Fucking pisser! Doss cunts!
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For purposes of testing “real world” applications I think I know where they could get an almost unlimited supply of peaceful human test subjects.
“Aspiring Crash Dummies” so to speak.
“He gave his life for science.”. 😂
🔥. 👳. 🚗
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NEWSFLASH!
One of the yoot killed in London this weekend was a mentor to the young and an aspiring architecht. Rhyhiem Barton, who was sent to Jamacia last year to keep him away from his gang banging mates following a previous stabbing, is no loss to society.
His mother said he had a lot of potential and that she could not ask for a better son.
Enoch Powell predicted this. These murders are nothing to do with race but everything to do with culture.
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Fuck me, another ‘aspiring architect……
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The mother should have gone with him to Jamaica and stayed there, then they’d both have lived happily ever after…
…except that would mean no free healthcare, housing, and benefits system to cheat. Wot a silly bunt I am!
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Expect the category 5 youth to get worse as the weather gets warmer, ending in a crescendo of violence at the Notting hill riots this year.
Same as last year and the year before.
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In the event of an accident, a driverless car runs over a pedestrian ( just sayin ), then who is responsible / Can a computer be hauled before the court ?
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Hey ASA,
As usual we here in the land of the dollar and the home of the cent lead the way.
https://www.engadget.com/2018/03/29/uber-settles-with-family-of-pedestrian-hit-by-its-self-driving-s/
🇺🇸. 💲
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Possibly “overhauled” ??
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Forgot to mention that he was also a rapper. Was due to do 13 GCSE’s before he was expelled.
Gang banging cunt. Good riddance.
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Went to an annual vintage car rally yesterday morning in Christchurch Park, in Ipswich. Sunshine and blue skies.
500+ Classic cars and bikes on journey from Ipswich to Felixstowe seafront.
Fantastic machines, fantastic engine noise and fantastic smell.
Who the fuck wants to make all cars electric? Or self driving? Selfish cunts who wants to make a lot of money.
Most people I know actually enjoy driving and the pleasure and freedom that it gives them.
You can be sure that when we are all being driven around in these soulless pieces of plastic shit, the guys that force is to do so will all be spending their zillions on classic Ferrari’s and Aston’s.
Fucking cunts.
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Will Richard be posting today ?
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Eh?do you mean meeeee?
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Sorry Richard 1. I meant the “other” richard. You sir are a gentleman. The other is not.
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Self-driving cars couldn’t possibly be worse than some of the cunts on the road, but I take the point and agree.
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Thank you General, I remain at your service
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Oh and by the bye.
The commercials are in full swing on the TV over here. Showing perfect , multi racial families happily trucking along the freeways in their brand new SUVs .
All fucking smiles with their perfect white teeth as the driver takes her hands
(and it’s almost always a female executive type who’s driving… no need for men in this world!) off the wheel and let’s the car steer itself between two massive great trucks.
Only a complete fucking cunt would do something so irresponsible but , on the positive side,if things go badly wrong and the car gets crushed…. then there’s a few less cunts in the world.
Things ain’t so bad after all
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Good news for fat, lazy slobs. A car that drives itself with minimal to zero effort required on their part. A computer failure resulting in the fatal crash of one or more obese fuckers wouldn’t be the worst thing. The fewer fat cunts there are, the less strain on the NHS.
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