Dead Pool [90]

Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who scores the second win in a row following the death of veteran actor Bill Maynard who died after falling from his mobility scooter aged 89.He was best known for playing Claude Greengrass in Heartbeat and for his roles in several Carry On Films as well as starring as the title row in the 1970`s sitcom “oh no it`s Selwyn Froggit!”.Anyway on to Dead Pool 90.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Big Van Vader
Colin Butts
George Alagiah

61 thoughts on “Dead Pool [90]

  1. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    Gerry Adams cuntgrats boris the spider

  2. Well done Boris, a left and a right.
    Herman Wouk
    Stanley Baxter
    Martin Sheen
    Bill Ward
    Frank Field

  3. Nice one Boris…
    So, old Selwyn Froggitt has shuffled off… I used to love that series…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine
    Bill Wyman

  4. Boris nice shot geezer.

    my picks are,

    Dick Van Dyke
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    James Earl Jones
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)

  5. Loved The Gaffer as a kid…… Friday night telly I’m sure it was …… Trainee at Leicester City but got a gammy knee and turned to acting……

  6. Pope Benedict
    George HW Bush
    Ric Flair
    Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
    Dynamite Kid

  7. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    George Takei (sulu)

  8. Thank you you bunch of cunts for your kind words. And thank you Bill Maymard. I don’t get a hit for months then it’s two in a week.

    Gerald Harper
    Teddy Johnson
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear

  10. Hal Holbrook
    John Carpenter
    Derren Nesbit
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman

    Well scored Boris…

      • Double bummer – also I see, having bided your time, you have gone for an excellent late nomination for Ray ‘Butch’ Wilkins…….

        • Hmmm, reckon this hip op for Philip is more than they are letting on?

  11. Ken Dodds Dads Dog…..
    Rula Lenska
    Betty Boothroyd
    Norman Tebbit
    Ian St John

    ‘He’s the Gaffer’……..

  12. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Nigel Lawson
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  13. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
    Willie Nelson
    Alex Salmond
    Nicola Sturgeon

  14. Well done!
    Ed sheeran
    Jeremy corbyn
    Megan merkel
    Steven spielberg
    Earl simmons (dmx)

  15. Olivia Newton John
    Angela Lansbury
    Clive James
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Bernard Hepton

  16. Well played, Boris.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

  17. June Brown
    Peter Lord Carrington
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Bill Turnbull
    Shannon Doherty

  18. Sterling Moss
    Henry Kissinger
    Bob Barker
    Sean Connery
    Mrs Mugabe – whatever her name is

    • Apparently his daughter is awake and talking but he’s still critical. But will they tell us when he dies? Do we want WWIII? Does anybody really care any more?

      Apart from May who’s using it as a good day to spread bad news. WWIII could be very bad news. So could the Russians turning off the gas tap. Silly cow.

  19. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Emma Twatson
    Laura Cuntsberg

  20. Sorry for the duplicates. Let’s try again.

    Ray Wilkins
    John McCain
    Mel Brookes
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Ant McPartlin

  21. Clive James
    Murray Walker
    Denis Norden
    David Van Day
    The Grandmaster of English Freemasonry The Duke of Kent

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