Not your Smashy and Nicey types, these cunts that become superstar DJ’s. I’ve just seen one on the One show and there is the latest cunt being feted like a minor deity by the One show idiots. He’s giving it all the self deprecating bit but with a big smirk on like he’s just split the atom.
You play records mate. Other peoples records. I was doing that when I was 12.
You can take your ‘decks’ and stick them right up your fucking arse.
Nominated by Mecha Rigsby.