Dead Pool [84]

Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who claims his 15th Deadpool victory by picking Zimbabwean opposition leader and former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe Morgan Tsvangirai who died today aged 65.Tsvangirai was a bitter enemy of Robert Mugabe and his opposition to his tyranny regularly put him in hospital courtesy of the army giving him a heavy beating.Tsvangirai lived to see the end of Mugabe`s reign, however, didn`t live to see his obituary.

On to Deadpool 84

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:

Charlotte Rae
Leah Bracknell
George Alagiah
Big Van Vader (Wrestler)
Shane MacGowan

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [84]

  1. Nice left hook, Shaun

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers
    .

  2. Raul Castro
    Tony Bennett
    Jill Gascoine
    Baroness Trumpington
    Arthur Scargill

    Good shot,Shaun…. you harbinger of a sudden lack of breath.

  3. Carlos Rocha
    Don Leo Jonathan
    Dick ‘Destroyer’ Beyer
    Danny Hodge
    Harley Race

    I swear….. if Shaun wins this ISAC Deadpool with that Vader nomination I’m going to be pissed.

  4. Fucking corpse stealing cunt Mr Hunt!
    Bernard cribbins
    Dick van Dyke
    Burt Bacharach
    Franco Zeferelli
    Teddy Johnson

  5. Congrats again Shaun. Reckon poor old Morgan was lucky to live as long as he did, all things considered…

    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Judi Dench
    Al Leong (actor, martial arts expert and stuntman blah blah etc)

    • JC, how I despise that Dame Monkey Wrench woman, fucks up every Chekhov production she’s been in (which is too many)…and she looks like a fucking garden gnome. Greta Scacchi was scorching in Uncle Vanya (although she didn’t play the Uncle. I would have said “obviously”, but fellow cunters have noticed some pervery going on recently…just a little).

  6. Camellaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Harriet Harman
    Someone’s punched Dawn The Don French…Oh, you’re fucking welcome to the fat, unfunny slag !!
    Laura Kuntsberg
    Emma Twatson (oh, please…)

  7. Shaun again? Well played.

    Peter Allis
    Alan Alda
    Donald Sutherland
    Bobby Charlton
    Jack Charlton

  8. My current five please i’ll put them down later, Right after I figure out my throbbing brain from my ruptured arsehole Still under the weather I’m afraid

  9. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    Virginia McKenna
    Honor Blackman
    George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)

  10. Shaun your scaring me now lol.

    my picks are ,

    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duvall
    Freddy Foreman
    Tim Currie

  11. Hesus fucking Christ! Bastard missed oit agin’.

    Sean Connery
    Roy Hudd
    Rhonda Fleming
    Jim Dale
    Fenella Fielding

  12. Well in kravdarth I was going to nominate Lily cunt allen as she was the first face my hatred brought to me. Well nominated good chap.

    I’ll take:
    Lewis Hamilton for 3 points please Bill. Spoilt bitch cunt.

    That twat off that talk bollocks show. Matthew Wright. Bloody cock muncher.

    Cheryl cunt Cole (or whatever the fuck she’s going by these days – determined by what new dong she’s swinging from) CUNT

    Richard fucking hammond. Words can not describe. If someone could use an implement from the Dark Souls games to flatten this ant for this one that’d be just dandy.

    I was gonna nominate Robbie williams.
    Fucking coke ridden harbinger.
    But just noticed he’s up there and rightly fucking so.
    So instead I’ll take any of the beckhams for 5 points please Bill.

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