Non gender pronouns

Here are the Subject Pronouns (and subsequent Object Pronouns) we have in the English language:

I (me)
You (you)
He (him)
She (her)
It (it)
We (us)
They (them)

These are all you need for subjects or objects. There are singular ones and plural ones. There are only two genders therefore we have male ones and female pronouns. That is all.

If someone wants to call themself a different gender to the one they were born, I shan’t say anything; if someone wishes to take hormones after ‘changing gender’ because Nature made a mistake, I shan’t interfere; if someone wants to cut off their John Thomas & growbag or perhaps have some sewn on, I won’t become involved.

Similarly, leave me alone when you require I use non-gender pronouns to describe whichever category you have chosen to belong. Ze, sve, ghe, zir, etc will not be used by me. Actually, none of the 60+ new non-binary (sigh) pronouns will be used. To be told to use any others, to be compelled to, is, naturally, an infringement of Freedom of Speech.

There have been talks of imprisonment if people don’t comply. I thought Human rights were supposed to liberate, not imprison. This is Forced Speech, compelling words into the mouths of individuals and threatening to punish them if they don’t comply. Don’t force me to use words with which I disagree and I won’t force you to say you’re mentally ill.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

35 thoughts on “Non gender pronouns

  1. They can call themselves whatever they like. I shall continue to refer to them as deviants. If forced to actually address one of the freaks I shall use “You fucking degenerate weirdo.”. That should attract it’s attention.

  2. A fucked up genetic freak is exactly that ! The shirt lifting fraternity, and those who like to flit in the twilight world for their entertainment are an unnecessary burden upon human kind. Im with the muzzies on this one!

    • Great nomination Captain, would add that slash n’ gash operations should not be available free on the NHS.

      However, cannot agree that all shirt lifters are cunts Asimplearsehole…

      • Agreed, Mr.Baker. This isn’t to do with anyone who indulges in Brown Love but the demand that they are given special words tailored to their chosen status.

      • Fair cop Cap – momentarily lost sight of your nom’s subject matter after reading some of the comments above.

    • Abit harsh, don’t you think? I is a gay who leads a quiet respectable life: apart from my rantings on the worlds best website ISAC!

      • Presumably, being a respectable fellow (although sometimes rather a lubricious one), you’re happy to be called “he” because you have a John Thomas dangling there, Kravvy. No new pronouns required.

    • Pity he gave Blackford his book of bullshit for things to say at PM’s questions. Its getting boring and embarrassing.

  3. Bollocks to all this crap. Just leave me alone and you can do whatever you want to, try to involve me in your weird shit life choices and I will label you a fucking deviant freak bastard. Basically I could not give a fuck about what you are, do, just keep it to your fucking self.

  4. The can go and fuck themselves!

    Any man who gets offended if I call him “he” (even if he’s in heels and a tutu), or a woman gets offended if I her “she” (even if she has 5 o’clock shadow), then I’m sorry you can fuck off.

    And woe-betide any plod or thought police who dares finger me for trans-gender misnomers, for I will just say this: “My word PC Plod, how on earth does a farmer or vet manage when it comes to sexing their animals?”

    And hopefully the embarrassment and stupidity of their actions will sink in.

    Probably not.

    Not while the likes of Cresida Dick are at the helm!

  5. Uma Thurman’s whinging about Harvey Winestein now. You can say what you want about him,but if I’d got to pork the women that he’s apparently had a ride on,I’d be prepared to put up with a bit of bad publicity.

      • I worked for the Ratner Group when Gerald opened his gob, the problem was that he was correct and everyone knew it but no-one would say it.

        Sad really, as although he is an odd fucker (and he is odd), being honest was his downfall which takes us back to the lying cunting from earlier.

      • Try telling that to James Franco… I bet he never wants to see another fucking woman or celebrislag for the rest of his life… He’d be better off taking his chances in a snake pit…

      • I don’t know about Franco norm cause I could see him being a lying scumbag sort, to these delusion young women promising them fame or money for pussy and I highly doubt this scandal will in anyway effect his abilities to fuck whores he has alot of fucking dosh

      • What stinks about Franco is he is small beer compared to Weinstein and Polanski (and maybe others) … The guy may be no saint, but he is being made an example of and hung out to dry by those who have either worked with, been friendly with, or conveniently overlooked far bigger and uglier sexual predators than him…

  6. A couple I heard today…

    Q: Why did Bill Clinton look elsewhere for sex?
    A: Because Hillary only blows elections….

    Q: Q: What’s the difference between Scarlett Johansson and Judas Iscariot?
    A: One pointed a man out so he’d be crucified, while the other one was one of Christ’s disciples…

  7. I’m a tad addicted to those Jordan Petersen videos. Why haven’t we got our own version of him in the U.K.? Are we too politically correct here?

    Fuck new gender pronouns and fck anyone who makes newer ones or forces people to use them. Cuntingly insane.

  8. you know…. in the Chinese language we’re all “that person”
    I live within the Chinese community ( I’m called a Gwai-Lo and they don’t think it’s racist… in fact they just don’t think about it period. You’re a fucking gwai- lo and you’re different from us) and without exception they just shake their heads and wonder how much more fucked up Western society (Particularly U.K. and North America) can get.
    Choosing what toilet you use based on your amorphous gender? Be thankful you’ve got a fucking toilet you can use .Call me anything you want but don’t call me late for dinner… that’s how they operate.
    They’re very accepting of queers and bush pilots just as long as you don’t shove it down their throats with demands for special treatments .
    You know, we can learn a hell of a lot from them and minding your own fucking business is item one.

    • Same attitude in Korea where they call foreigners “외국인” (“Waygook-in”) and it’s not an insult, like “farang” in South-East Asia.

      However this is different; these gonzos, drunk on their own self-importance, demand that you call them by whatever pronoun they’ve chosen. That particular pronoun could arbitrarily change if the feel their status has shifted.

  9. For about the millionth time this week:

    human rights are afforded to a people by it’s government, not person to person!

    I can no more infringe some transthingamy’s human rights by refusing to call it “per”, than I can infringe my dog’s animal rights by telling it to get the fuck off the sofa.

    When will anyone get this basic fucking concept right and stop bandying human right’s around like some kind of catch-all Magna Carta.

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