Dead Pool [77]

Congratulations to myself (Shaun) who has won Deadpool 76 by picking the former King Of Romania King Michael who has died at the grand old age of 96.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 77.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday
Rayya Elias
Mark E Smith
Shane MacGowan

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [77]

  1. We need a few more dead Romanians if you ask me.
    Lord Heseltine
    June Whitfield
    Everton Weekes
    Sylvia Sims
    Jack Charlton

  2. Christ that was quick and most orf me best noms filched already. Bastards.

    Roy Hudd
    Fenella Fiefding
    Tony Bennett
    Rhonda Fleming
    Con Clusky

      • Thank you so much for that information old heart. May you take it up the arse without lubrication.
        Meanwhile I will nap

        Albert Finney

        • Thank you for your kind thoughts old trout , but I’ll stick with the cocoa and hot muffins if you don’t mind.
          Cold snap on the way, hope you haven’t spent the winter fuel allowance on brandy and port.
          Toodle-oo.

  3. Smartass cunt Shaun.
    My nominations
    Theresa May
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Alex Salmond
    Angela Merkel
    Hilary Cunton

    Any one of them will do……..

  4. Congrats! Well done!
    Here’s mine:
    David attenborough (natural causes)
    Harrison ford (natural causes)
    Dianne abbott (myocardial infarction)
    Jeremy corbyn (traumatic rhabdomyolysis)
    Paloma faith (traps herself against door trying to peel an orange through the letterbox)

    Worrying time when someone wins, thank god noone nominated mine before me!

  5. I’m sure Christine Keeler has been nominated in the past, but not apparently this time round. For a moment I thought we were going to have another double in the same day.

    • Indeed a favourite a few years back. Knew the filly in an across the room sort orf way in the early sixties. Dodgy teeth but quite a honey trap.

      • As an after thought she made a double act with Mandy Rice Davis who had rather a fetching daughter. I had the honour orf presenting the little minx in one orf me productions dedicated to the appreciation orf the female form.

  6. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Jan Michael Vincent
    George P Shultz

    That is Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

    When will these stubborn fuckers just shuffle off?

  7. According to the ‘find’ thingy, none of the following are taken:
    Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Euan Blair
    Nicky Blair
    Katharine Blair.

    (Tony’s in Egypt today)

  8. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    Sheldon Adelson

    Good one Shaun what your 2nd in a row? fucking it is too but seriously die you cunts none of my noms ever die! I’m been playing this silly game too long punters

  9. Well done Shaun mate.

    my picks are ,

    Dick Van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Clint Eastwood
    “Super Star” Billy Graham

  10. Anyone have Christine Keeler (in the dead pool, that is)?….

    Naturally, the ABBC, Grauniad and the like will now reinvent Keeler as some sort of feminist figure and sympathetic character (the Beeb describing her as a ‘model’)… When she was a slapper and a prossie….

    • Keeler will no doubt get the same rose tinted ‘Oh, she was great’ feminazi bollocks that Stones beanbag, Pallenberg, got when she croaked (‘Sixth Stone’ my fucking arse!)… I dread to think what will happen when Yoko snuffs it… Everything half decent the Beatles ever did will be put down to the talentless leeching old hag…

  11. Megan Marple-Merkel
    Camillaaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaaaah Plastic-Bumley

    The whole cast of those feck-awful McCain’s sponsorship things that pollute the airwaves before Emmerdale. Or even just the stupid blonde bint. Oh God, please, before I smash the sodding tv.

  12. Can I nominate Jim Carry for a cunting. If a picture is worth a thousand words then the documentary on Netflix “Jim and Andy:the Great Beyond” must be worth a trillion. I urge anyone to try to watch this docco for just 10 minutes without feeling the spontaneous urge to kick the TV through the wall. Never liked the rubber faced unfunny cunt in the 90s, and sure as shit don’t want to see him now.

    He has been tanking his career for the past 20 years and thankfully there is no sign of it abating. Hopefully he will play the equally unfunny Robin Williams’ in a biopic quite soon and method act his way to Williams final performance: that brilliant improv he did with a rope and chair.

  13. I can’t even spell the cunts name right. That’s how much I detest him. And the fact his presence ruined the otherwise brilliant, “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”.

    • Mark Ruffalo? or you talking about Tom Wilkinson? Both are annoying cunts who’s acting I never cared for I really liked the soundtrack for that film as well

  14. In 1. Sting, its yet last fucking ship.

    In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant Stay Away Mum on holiday. Amazing how the hair that fell out grew back when the cell door keys started jingling.

    In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann.

    In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. Holiday prescriptions on request.

    They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt) She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol. Like Krankie is going to spend it on that when there’s mosques to be built.

    • Thats a hat trick 3 in a row! fucking well done indeed finally the french elvis is dead there will be much mourning and wine tonight in france

      • The French Elvis? Not sure Hallyday ever weighed 28 stone and sung ‘The Wonder of You’ in a white jumpsuit in Las Vegas…

          • @Shaun – I would have updated the Dead Pool an hour ago, but I keep getting an error message saying my login details are incorrect (even though they’re not). Dio is having the same trouble apparently.

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