Dead Pool [75]

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Well done to Mr Bastard who correctly predicted The Likely Lads actor and much loved British star Rodney Bewes would be the next dead dude.Bewes was 79 and missed his 80th Birthday by just 6 days.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 75.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Kamala (Wrestler)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday

64 thoughts on “Dead Pool [75]

  1. Much loved British star? Bewes was a miserable whinging bastard. Worked with the cunt the once and never again and on top orf that the sod did not even tip me the wink re his imminent demise. Fuck him.

    Ken Dodd
    Olivia de Havilland
    Fenella Fielding
    Tony Bennett
    Giscard d’Estaing

    • Banged that orf while there was still a glimmer orf a wireless signal. Just wanted a little gloat at having got in early enough to nap some orf me original noms. Appreciation to cunters for keeping me old noms warm for me? Not a bit orf it. Come up with your own fucking candidates and sod you. Hate the lot orf yer. Now its time for me medication.

  2. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    My spellchecker knows these cunts now.

  3. Betty White
    Jimmy Armfield
    Angela Lansbury
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Robert Mugabe

    Well done Mr Bastard, didn’t Cassidy wouldn’t have won.

  4. Henry Kissenger
    Leslie Ash
    Winnie Mandela
    Steve Howe
    Joe Walsh

    Fuck me Mr B, how did you come up with that?

  5. Fuck! Only nominated the guy for the first time yesterday and he carks it immediately.
    Perhaps I should be the one to nominate Tony Blair.
    In the meantime…

    Hal Holbrook
    John Carpenter
    Joss Ackland
    Dennis Waterman
    Sonny Landham

  6. In one, back again with me, its Jim Bowen.

    2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe

    3. Warwick Davis.

    4. Roy Walker. (Repo’d back).

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. SNP.

  7. Kirk Douglas
    Jerry Maren (Last surviving Munchkin)
    Terry Jones
    Windsor Davis
    John Savident
    And hats off to Mr Bastard.

  8. I stopped doing dead pools when we had one in our local pub .. cunts started picking old fellas that drunk in there and one of them cashed his chips in and the prick won a fortune and didn’t even get me a pint

  9. …. Can’t be arsed looking through possible candidates. There’s many on my wish list, however ….. it’s still a one off from me on .. Burt Reynolds, .. again, I’m afraid.

  10. What a loads of cunts nicking my predictions.
    Its surprising how attached you get to your usual predictions.
    Cunts.

    • Paul Gascoigne
      Gordon Banks
      Des O’connor
      The Grandmaster, Duke of Kent
      David Van Day

  11. Nice one Mr B, frankly I thought Bewes dies years ago, so now there’s me thinking if it wasn’t Bewes that died, then who was it that actually did….?

    Anyway, my nom’s

    Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Jan Michael Vincent
    George P Schultz

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

    Perhaps a double if Jan Micheal tops himself. An ISAC first.

    • No a death is a death whether it is natural causes suicide or murder.No unnatural points bonuses.

        • Wow, I just Googled Jan M Vincent. He really is well and truly clusterfucked.

          Unrecognisable, raddled, wizened and sans lower leg due to massive and long term over-refreshment.

          He should be on the list. I give him about 6 months tops.

          • He is only 72 as well and been fucked for years. Can’t just be booze otherwise I would be in that condition too.

            Rather sad, given that we have a whole host of cunts that just keep on being healthy and living, Blair and Hatton to name but two.

          • I reckon old JMV will go a fair bit yet as he’s likely so pickled & preserved the nastiest shit can’t get to him.

            Sad reading that was as I didn’t know where he was at. Looks like later years have been tough on the cunt especially when I think of the bits of crumpet he scored off in Airwolf

  12. Loved the Likely Lads… Wonder if that miserable cunt, Bolam. will attend Rodney’s funeral?…

    RIP Bob….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Barbara Bain
    Bill Wyman

  13. I suppose on a site called “…is a cunt” I should be surprised that EVEY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of my long standing noms has been poached, so fuck you!

    Grace Mugabe
    Pierre Cardin
    Lord Carringtin
    Billy Graham
    Stan Lee

  14. So you nicked one of mine!?!

    Valerie Harper
    Javier Perez de Cuelar
    Pope Benedict
    Prunella Scales
    Stephen Hawking

  15. So Cassidy is taken. Plenty more dead notes to be played.

    Keith Richards
    Pete Townshend
    Wilko Johnson
    Robert Plant
    Charles Aznavour

  16. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    Sheldon Adelson

    Congratulations Mr Bastard well done

    • You could score a double whammy if one of them took a heart attack and collapsed, suffocating the other cunt.

      • I’m hoping for a double double bubble.
        Elton john fucks manson to death and the effort gives him a heart attack.
        Flabbot fucks corbyn to death and the effort gives her a heart attack .
        Flabbot the hutt also provides a tenuous star wars to harrison ford who is the only one actually likely to die from natural causes any time soon.

  17. Well played

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Ray Kennedy
    Petula Clarke

  18. Kenneth Wankagh-Braner
    Emma Twatson
    Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    The Rt. Hon . Kirstie Allslop, Baroness Harelip

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