Dead Pool [73]

Congrats to ‘Er Indoors (wot gives Dio some grief once in a while) for predicting that Rock ‘n’ Roll pioneer and pianist extraordinaire, Fats Domino, has played his last piano roll! A forst time win for her and he’ll never hear the end of it.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 73.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

100 thoughts on “Dead Pool [73]

  1. Valerie Harper
    Lord Carrington
    Billy Graham
    Kim Jong Un
    Robert Mugabe

    And I’ll make sure I rub it in to the old man – if you’ll pardon the expression!

  2. Patrick Cryne
    Ray Reardon
    Jill Gascoine
    Artimus Pyle
    Sir John Hall

    Good Shot ‘Er Indoors.

  3. John Carpenter
    Peter Bowles
    Hal Holbrook
    Joss Ackland
    Dennis Waterman

    Congrats to Er Indoors…

  4. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Sorry, am doing this from my ipaddy thing, as my computers down. Incidentally, I found out the other day that the cunt whose called keith chegwin has a twin brother. That poor mother of theirs, what a life she must have had to put up with with two of the agrivating cunts. The cunts.

    • Bollocks Kirk Douglas has already been taken. I’ll go for Patricia Routledge instead.

  5. Alex Salmond
    Nicola Sturgeon aka wee jimmy krankie
    Clint Eastwood
    Bill Clinton
    Steven Hawkings

  6. Nice been a while since last one gone done and died .

    Angela Lansbury
    Clint Eastwood
    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Ric ‘WOOOOOO’ Flair

  7. Yet another one who was nicked from me.

    Heres my five. Feel free to pinch any you fancy.
    Little Richard
    Brigitte Bardot
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Martin Peters
    Tommy Steel

    • Our Gracie croaked over breakfast a good few years ago otherwise she would have been all over the WW2 commemorations.

  8. In one!, Its Jim Bowen.

    2. Dale Winton.

    3. Warwick Davies.

    4. Roy Walker.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. SNP.

  9. Arianna Grande
    Paloma Faith
    Lily Allen
    Katy Perry
    Azalea Banks

    File this deadpool entry under ‘wishful thinking’. Tuneless shitcunts.

    • Fair play Empire – I don’t do this – all the cunts just log on to the “deadpool” website and nick the names as soon as its won. First up best dressed style.
      On wishful thinking
      Robert Peston
      Tom Bradby
      Laura Kuntsplurgh
      Rohit Catshit
      Rageh Ommar – IS plant.

  10. My nominations are…
    Stanley Baxter
    Doris Day
    Herman Wouk
    Tony Bennett
    Martin Sheen

    Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors

  11. I always thought it was weird blueberry hill became such a popular song it is such a depressing song. The meaning of the song almost sounds like it could be about sexual immorality or a serial killers confession of raping and murdering hookers The song always sounded really dark to me and had a hidden meaning… ah oh well whatever

    • Good point, maybe about a homo encounter but he couldn’t leave his wife as she owned his black ass and so it was just the odd booty call?

      • I like some of fats dominos stuff especially his more upbeat rock n roll boogie oriented songs I just found blueberry hill very sad and I listen to some very depressing shite, mind you

  12. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Hardy Kruger sr
    George P Schultz

    Thats Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

  13. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The ever-decreasing EU

    If he were starting off now he would’ve been called “Big-Boned Domino” or summat. “I found my pill, 🎶 On Blueberry Hill.”

    • Beating Dick and Dom with a blunt otter was a highlight, he looks so inoffensive too.

    • I second your nomination Sean.
      Great stuff.

      ….in fact I’d probably vote for him if he stood by what he’s said. Although he is labour and I after tiny B.liar I promised I’d never make that mistake again.

      Maybe we should have a NOT cunt of the year to run alongside coty.

      He’s got to be front runner with that marqee bloke that offered 5k to run over Gina banana in close 2nd.

    • I think the only thing Jared O Mara is guilty of is having a sense of humour and some common sense.
      Rare these days and virtually non existant in the Labour Party.
      Fuck me, why can’t they just leave the bloke alone?

  14. Nominating Alex Michael from Gogglebox
    Huge hypocrite, met twice, she is full of herself. Can’t wait to see her coming back from India, having found her real self and ready to divulge more of her self-righteous nonsensical crap

  15. Jean-Claude Junckunt
    Ellie Goulding
    JK Rowlinginit
    Emma Twatson
    Robert Pestilential Peston…gurning speccy cunt

  16. Congrats to ‘er indoors.

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Pete Murray

  17. Congratulations to Er Indoors.

    Jimmy Armfield
    Peter Allis
    Russ Abbot
    Dora Bryan
    Yoko fucking Ono

      • George Best had a thing about yellow.
        He had his rooms painted yellow and yellow carpet, yellow settey, bed, curtains, etc, etc. Consequently when he died the ambulance turned up and they couldn’t find him.

        • “if it ain’t yellaw, I don’t want it” -George Best quoted in a drunken haze
          He didn’t have yellow fever tho no asian birds eh?

  18. I would like to cunt Amazon. Most nights, after I’ve drunk 3/4 of a bottle of coop’s finest brandy, someone is hacking in to my account and ordering crap. Last night reached epidemic proportions. The hacker ordered 3 blue tooth speakers. 3! I hate crappy blue tooth so obviously the hacker did it out of spite. Cunt.

    • Iv had to stop my brandy binges coz I started to piss blood. No problem now. Watch it mate.

    • I uaed to work for Norman Tebbit in 1987. An incredible man whose life was changed forever by murdering fenians.

      A brilliant PM in waiting I used to say.

      • Oh how I wish Mr Tebbit was now our leader during Brexit instead of that spineless May cunt….

        And I also wish Deadly Dougie Hurd was in place of that Amber Rudd twat…

        • Rudd and May the mudslime appeasing cunts… Tebbit’s about the only genuine politician in britian left, at least he thought about brits before foreigners

          • Not allowed to put Britain first anymore though as its “islamaphobic” isn’t it?

            Your right, Parliament has more “peaceful worshiper” sympathizers than politicians. You hear them constantly going on about the ones coming in and never a flying fuck about those born & bred here.

      • See old Norman regularly around town. Chipper old bugger. Years left in him yet.
        Fucking Mick’s put poor Margaret in a wheelchair so you can understand he don’t like ’em much…

    • Hey Norm – I watched an ESPN film last night called 30 on 30: George Best. I’m not a MU fan, but was quite moved by the film. So very sad to follow what happened to Best. The film did a really nice job of covering the effects of Munich, Sir Matt Busby and Best’s wives perspectives. If you haven’t seen it, you should. All the best (see what I did there?) – I.Y.

      http://www.espn.com/30for30/film?page=GeorgeBest

      • I have seen it, I.Y, thanks for the link though… Angie really seemed to love George, but Alex always came across as a fame and money hungry cunt… Bestie should have played for United for at least another five years, and the antics in the NASL(and Fulham) were beneath him… Sad to know what also happened to George’s mother, Anne… A proud and down to earth woman, she couldn’t take all the cunts gossiping and hassling her in shops, pubs, streets etc and she too turned to drink and it killed her…

  19. Tax paying British citizen Madihah Taheer who’s ancestors can be traced back to the doomsday book found guilty of terrorist offences. See, it’s not just muslims.

  20. The next to die will weigh over 20 stone and will need the fire brigade to lift its blubbery, diarrhoea stained corps off its burnt out, full Tesco carryabag surrounded mobility shopping scooter, all funded by the NHS.

  21. My nomination is Srg. Bob Cryer’s nose on the basis of having to look at it during the years I was a sad cunt and watched The Bill.

    • That’s one mother fuckin’ hooter he’s got.

      The only way I could distract myself from it was the thought of ploughing through June Ackland doggy while that Polly one tongued my sack.

  22. Simon Cowell nearly came a cropper… Close, but no cigar…
    All true music lovers will have to put the party on hold for now…

    • Took a wee tumble down the stairs lol Maybe theres a god after all The cunt is lucky despite having no fucking taste in music at all! He gets paid bloody millions for picking out shite boy bands and wannabe popstars and his talent in “judging” is piss poor to say the least

  23. Ja und ich zhows meiner rrrespect to ze haus auf Sax-Coburg

    George Lascelles, The Earl of Harewood
    James Carnegie, The Duke of Fife
    The Duke of Kunt
    Prince Michael of Kunt

  24. Malcolm Young has croaked.Bollocks had him last round but dropped him.Another miss for me.Cant see anyone picked him up this round.

  25. No one has Cassidy either.Tempted to swap him for one of my current name’s but must not abuse my power :p

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