Nature of Cuntishness:
How do you look at a person who states that they are “buzzing” because they just got off the phone with a client, without thinking “cunt”?
I just saw an advert where the phrase “smashed out some emails” was used, and it reminded me how much I hate the office cunting twats in some of the jobs I have had.
These poor cunts need pity and condemnation at the same cunting time. Usually “men” (loosely applied), they get their sense of personal progress and power from activities so banal and arbitrary that 99.9% of the population could do it. Yet these activities that mostly involve lying and emailing somehow imbue them with aggressive confidence.
Clinching a deal
Getting paid a lot for kissing corporate ass
Getting into the office first
Walking outside wearing a suit with other people who wear suits
Answering a complaint
Getting praised by an impotent old man in an expensive chair
Being a fucking cunt
There is nothing to be proud of, I thought that was pretty cunting clear, but no. Castrated of any meaningful existence, the best they can hope for is that they put all of their power into achieving a middle class western lifestyle through the process of manipulating people in buildings with a uniform layout. That’s it, that’s their fucking life. They should be ashamed but they are cunts so they think that they are the best.
Office bravado cunt is a cunt.
Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags.