Michael Parkinson (4)

Professional Yorkshireman Sir Michael Parkinson is massive bore. I see he is making a comeback on the telly selling Yorkshire Tea to follow his smash hit flogging insurance to confused old dears.

You can stuff your free Parker pen up your arse Parky.

What really pisses me off about this cunt is that he got his knighthood for 30 years on the fucking BBC sticking his tongue up celebrity arseholes. Did this creepy tosser ever ask a penetrating question in his life? All he ever goes on about is fucking Yorkshire, fucking Barnsley and Dickie fucking Bird. Don’t ever mention Gene Kelly or Muhammed Ali when this cunt is about or he’ll bore you to death.

Fuck right off Parky you wanker.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

104 thoughts on “Michael Parkinson (4)

  1. Anyone who thinks the best way to get rid of a government is to blow them up should fuck off to Syria. They have no place in the UK.

    And what you just said is technically illegal…

    • Quite right, such people have no place in a civilised country nor on a civilised website.

  2. Gareth Southgate is a cunt…. Apparently we, The English, must drop our ‘Island mentality’ and ‘learn from elsewhere’… Don’t know if that’s more anti-Brexit propaganda (he was probably prompted by the BBC)…. And even if he means in football terms, it’s done a fat lot of good so far, hasn’t it?… What with Sven and then Capello… Truth be told though, there hasn’t been a decent England manager since Bobby Robson, and that was nearly 30 years ago…

    • Well we are fucking shit at football , mainly because we have fuck all to choose from, most premiere teams preferring a one eyed wanker from Wogamorrah to young English players who need to be brought though the system.
      The FA are useless dried up old cunts.

      • True… And because there are so few English talents in the game, the so-called ‘Golden Generation’ (Rooney, Ferdinand, Gerrard, Terry, Ashley Cole, Lampard etc) were so overhyped and overindulged that nothing was ever won or achieved… I agree the English game has gone mad… I remember when Redknapp was in charge of Portsmouth: and he had a team of virtually all African mercenaries, and that was fucking Pompey! If even the lower clubs are recruiting foreign hired guns then the English game really is fucked…

      • That’s what this country really needs. Social commentary and guidance from some cunt who gets paid a fortune for doing fuck all bar hoofing a ball about and talking out of his arse.
        And let’s face it, that “Island Mentality” is one reason we don’t have to say “Heil Hitler” before sitting down to breakfast.
        At least, not yet anyway….

      • What the fuck is an “Island Mentality” exactly? More anti British rhetoric?

        We could cut immigration a great deal by only allowing FA clubs to field 2 foreign players at a time which would give home grown talent a go and maybe even result in a half decent international squad instead of the serial failures we have had for the last 30 years.

  3. One can imagine that IRA filth, McGuinness, being true to form when going up to the gates of heaven…

    St Peter: ‘Who is it?’

    McGuinness: ‘Martin McGuinness…’

    St Peter: ‘You’re not coming in here!’

    McGuinness: ‘No, I’m giving you thirty seconds to get out…’

  4. Parky is a massive cunt. I remember seeing that BBC engineers Christmas tape with Parky on a golf course say he doesn’t give a shit about their Christmas tape. Don’t trust actors that don’t get on with the staff, like Charlie Drake.

    Martin McGuinness was a cunt. Does that mean he’ll go to hell even if he repented? Mind you, Norman Tebbit is a cunt too.

    • Do you mean ‘White Powder Christmas’? God, that’s going back some years. I’ve got a video copy somewhere, I’ll have to see if I can find it.

  5. Parky’s best interview by far, despite what he says, was with Rod Hull and Emu. Parky extended his tongue, as usual,and Emu beat the shit out of him. Fucking classic! Poor old Rod, went up on the roof to adjust his TV aerial and never came back. Should have paid a professional to do it you drunken tight-fisted cunt! What about the poor orphaned Emu I say? What ever happened to this long forgotten hero?

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