Politically Correct Casting

 

Politically correct casting is a cunt.

The announcement that Peter Capaldi is stepping down has prompted the inevitable tedious calls for a female Doctor Who. I’ve got one thing to say to these cunts who want to see a woman in the Tardis or a black James Bond: come back when you’re prepared to consider a man playing Bridget Jones. Until then, fuck right off.

Nominated by Fred West.

132 thoughts on “Politically Correct Casting

  1. Maybe honor Blackman should make a comeback?? At 91 she’s gonna need lots of soft lense camerawork, definitely need a body double for the sex scenes, I presume she’s still got the voice , that’s good enough for me….

    • Saw Honor Blackman once as I was leaving the local shop, very classy and still good looking woman.

      • Did ye follow her, i would’ve.

        When I was a teen, i used to keep it a secret that i lusted over Honor Blackman (can ye still say “Blackman”?).
        I was embarrassed about fancying a granny.

        Then i found out that i was a perfectly normal boy, and every man, woman, child and animal found her beautiful.

        I haven’t seen what she looks like at 91, but i bet i still would.

      • She was literally walking in as I was leaving. Passed her for a couple of seconds. Bit old now though but when she was in Bond she was definitely Wifey material.

      • I’ve just googled Honor Blackman 2015.
        With make up,she still looks glamorous, but without, she looks like an old man.

        Ah well, time to build the time machine and see if i can get a young Julie Christie as well.

  2. She had the sexiest voice going, back in the day If i had managed to get in the saddle ( wishful thinking I know) would had definitely put in a pair of ear plugs to prolong the event..😂

  3. I’d like to nominate John Bercow for a cunting.

    Now as Speaker of the House I have a little time for him because he has been impartial across both benches and often holds order with a bit of humour (much lacking in our disgrace of a parliament), however, today Mr Bercow overstepped his boundaries by cheesing off about not wanting Donald Trump to speak in “this” house (House of Commons) where “…sexist and racist views should not be tolerated!”

    Neither should having a speaker proffering his opinion on a matter which does not concern him (especially infering that Trump is a racist which – whether he is or isn’t – there’s no factual evidence to support that accusation, against illegals yes, racist no).

    You can tell he’s leaving the speaker’s chair this year because I doubt he would have been so garrulous with his opinion ahead of his appointment as the speaker.

    That alone though is not enough for a cunting. The main reason for nominating Mr Bercow for a cunting is because immediately following his statement, the ABBC sought comment from our very own “Cunt of the Year!” Tiny Timmy Farron (their go-to Libtard on anything Trump or Brexit related these days – the cunt must be rubbing his hands).

    To afford that non-entity any airtime whatsoever is a cuntable offence, and hence my nomination for John Bercow.

  4. Speaker Bercow went far beyond his remit in stating a heavily politicised opinion and in so doing demonstrated the kind of contempt for democratic procedure that is becoming worryingly familiar In the House . His office should uphold the democratic procedures and protocol of Parliament perhaps more than any other.
    Maybe he wants to make his mark for something other than being wed to a gobby Labour supporting attention seeker , or maybe Sally promised him a ride for saying what he did. The fact that he got a “Well done” from the Beast of Bolsover says it all. A cunt.

    • One of Britains biggest cuckolds, Beckham being another one that springs to mind, the limp cock shows his inferiority every time he opens his little spite filled gob. Who is banging Mrs Bercow this week? Not him, I bet. Newly crowned cunt of the year, Timmeh, shows in big style how he took his title with a speech fit for a playground, saying Trump wasn’t fit to lick Mandelas’ shoes. What the fuck?

      • The contempt for democratic procedure has always been there, the cunts just can’t be arsed hiding it any more.

  5. Poor Timbo made a right cunt of hissel in the commons today, again. The lippy lib asked PM about meeting Murkle last week and hopes she offered her a state visit. Rather embarrassingly some of the RH Members had to point out that she’s not the head of state of Reich 1. Go and carry on with your bus spotting Timoffy my boy. From the middle of the carriageway pref.

  6. It’s good to see our Cunt farron putting in such a strong showing today after sweeping to the title just last weekend , they say it’s always harder to defend a title than win one ,but after today’s performance our Cunts right on top off his game, showing that 2016 was no flash in the pan, and this Cunts got plenty left in the tank…….

  7. Another inconsistency I noted today – courtesy of the House of Cunts (the Lords being the House of Paid-For Cunts) – was that after Bercow had his say the (especially left of the) house started applauding.

    Now then, I harken back to the UK General Election of 2015 where the SNP run rough-shod over the Labour Fartlands of Scotland and I distinctly remember the first batch of SNPs taking office in the House of Commons.

    Mr Bercow was presiding and one of the SNP members introduced himself to the house after which the other SNP members there began applauding and quick as a flash John Bercow chimed in with: “There is no hand clapping in the House. Please try to respect the etiquette of this chamber and welcome.”

    Which was then followed by the banal: “Here! Here!” from the rest of the house.

    Now I like the SNP about as much as I like catching my nutsack in my zipper but at the time I thought: “Why not clap. It has to be better than listening to Cuntausaurases like Ken Clarke shouting ‘Here!’ or ‘Shame!’ FFS!”

    After his spleen-vent today and his accolade of applause Mr Bercow didn’t tell those twats off – double standard cunt!

    Even so – allowing wickle Timmy Farron airspace – what a cunt!

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