Pubs abroad called ‘The Irish Pub’, ‘The English Pub’ and ‘The Scottish Pub’ etc etc can fuck off, and it is a cunt.
Out in Copenhagen and Ive seen two different Pubs called the names already mentioned. Firstly your not an English, Scottish, Irish or Welsh Pub unless you’re actually in the country. You might have a Dart board and some fucking Cider on tap but you can fuck off. If I want to go in an English Pub I’ll go to one in England you cunts, when I’m abroad I like to see what the local people eat and drink and not be in somewhere that’s trying to remind me of where I’m from.
Fuck off you cunts.
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Theme pubs are not all bad, there was a Firkin in our city run by a young lad who left the pool table open (free pool) and turned a blind eye to spliff smoking in the garden and snorting in the toilets.
There was more cocaine on the cistern in that pub than the Columbia Amazon Basin.
He only lasted about 4 months before they wheeled in ‘Bill from Somerset’ to save the pub, it closed down about a year later and is now a fucking Starbucks lol
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I don’t mind theme pubs here, it’s the ones abroad called ‘John and Lindas English Pub’ with the Flags flying all over the place. It’s like the Aussie Walkabout cunt Pubs here, they can all fuck off. These pubs prey on people’s insecurity when they’re abroad by making them think the Pub is like an embassy. A separate counting is needed for those ‘Pubs’ which are actually restaurants with a bar who sell way overpriced food. The cunts.
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Sadly that’s most pubs these days, I long for the sort of pub my dad went in, no kids, no sky sports and the only food on offer was peanuts or pork scatchings.
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Fully agree that these pubs abroad are shit. A bit of green stuff and it’s an “Irish” pub, tartan rug and you have a jock establishment.
Their food as well is plastic shit. I keep well clear and go local. Otherwise why bother travelling ? Might as well save on the ag of flights, airports etc and get pissed down the road.
Full English breakfast is another load of bollocks. Nothing like it you cunts.
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A Colombian themed pub I could make an exception for, as long as you were given a couple of grams of their finest as well as a nice Colombian woman when you arrive.
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I get ya!
Those fucking Irish theme pubs in America are seriously shit, but at least you can usually get a decent pint instead of Bud, Miller etc
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Gastro Pubs is a cunt,
A pub is where I want to drink and a restaurant is where I want to eat. Obviously you expect a pie etc to be sold on a pub for cunts to soak up the alcohol and drinks to be sold in restaurants so cunts can match the wine with their food. What posses me off is the ‘Foodie’ pubs where a fucking burger costs £16, because it’s hand made with meat from a cow called cunt who loved a mile away and is local, I support animal welfare and prefer quality well looked after meat but don’t rip people off. How many of your beers are local you cunts and aren’t flown or shipped in, and how many of the cunts working there are local? We’ll have milk for a tenner a pint because some celebrity bitch sucked it out of the cow herself. The cunts.
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Fucking spell predictor makes you look a right thick cunt.
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The price of meat has been sickening it can only get worse too
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Agreed Titslapper, I have noticed how cheap Halal meat is though. They practically give it away. Nowadays meat is either way overpriced Organic or cheap tasteless shit.
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Really Halal is cheap, I didn’t know that? Is the price lowered everytime a infidel is killed or something?
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I think most Halal is cheap as it’s generally low quality and mass produced hence why you have all these fucking Chicken and Kebab shops selling Burgers for £1.50. Fuck knows what’s in that shit.
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Posh restaurants where the waiter/waitress explain what’s in your food when they serve it to you at the table are cunts. I know what’s in it and that’s why I ordered it you cunts, now fuck off and let me eat what I am paying for, you over the top cunts.
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It’s called table service for the hard of understanding.
Everyone of your observations are spot on B&W cunt. However I’d also like to cunt the cunts who can’t drag their eyes away from their “smart device” for more than 2 seconds in order to make eye contact and order their food rather than barking out their order while updating their TwitBook status to: “Ordering food!”
What a bunch of ignorant cunts!
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Your right RWAC, too many cunts on their phones doing nothing important in restaurants and I can’t stand rude cunts who seem to think because they are in a restaurant and the staff have to be polite to them they can talk to people in a rude way. There are some seriously sad pathetic cunts out there who take out their issues on people just doing their job. I was in IKEA once and this cunt started mouthing off to a staff member, the staff member couldn’t tell the cunt to fuck off so I did.
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Wouldn’t it be great if they had no knowledge of what’s in your food and if you inquired “hey what the bloody hell is in this?
Then Tells you to piss off, only in a perfect world perhaps
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I fucking hate people who are rude and arrogant to waiting staff. They earn fuck all and are only doing the job because there are no real jobs to do in UK’s “booming” economy. I always go out of my way to be extra polite to them ( apart from the surly teenage cunts who obviously hate the job and can’t be bothered. They can fuck off. )
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Not a good idea to upset waiting staff unless you think piss adds a savoury moment to a dish. Or phelgm gives body to a sweet course. Some of the things I have seen. I treat the staff like royalty and pray.
I have seen turd rubbed chicken greedily devoured by an arrogent cunt and his bird mind you the sauce was already piquant and the said chicken was well cooked after its befouling. The contents of ash trays can be utilised in many ways as well; a cheeky boost to stew type dishes. Bon appetite mon cunters.
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Not just posh restaurants. Premier Inn at Dunstable where I had to stay with Mrs J after a wedding. Had the waitress in the morning serving the cooked breakfast and pointing out it contained beans, fried egg, tomato etc.
Did she think we were morons and couldn’t remember what we ordered. Probably a management directive so they are cunts.
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I’d like to nominate Will Young for a cunting. Young Will has spat his dummy out after comments made on his banal effort on Strictly Cunt Prancing.
I don’t watch that shit but from all accounts there was no way he was going to win, so……he pegs it off to maximise his meejah exposure ahead of his (undoubted) new album release.
Expect the cunt to appear on an edition of CuntFactor soon to bolster his cuntishness! Cunt!
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When I started drinking in pubs, each one was unique and had it’s own character but today very few if these have survived. Now they are all chain pubs where beer comes second to selling fast food and where they allow kids in who run arround being cunts while their cunts of parents order their 2 for 1 microwave fodder. A pub is there to sell beer and be a place for men to get away from wiminz and kidz. One of the best pubs was the Grill on Union Street in Aberdeen. Fine selection of single malts but crucially no wiminz toilet. Fucking heaven.
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Every pub with an Aussie theme that I’ve been in while abroad has been totally unrecognisable from any pub I ever drunk in at home in Australia.
I saw a Walkabout pub while visiting the UK. I’m glad the patrons were having a good time and I certainly wasn’t interested in spoiling their enjoyment … But as for authentic? Ppffftttt!
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I wonder how long it will take for the Clintons to fuck Haiti again after the hurricane?
Oh, btw Haiti is an island according to Sky news. Thick fucking cunts.
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Remember the time Bill Clinton and George Bush were shaking hands with dirty Haitians the last time their voodoo failed them ? Bush was caught on camera wiping Haitian sweat off his hands onto the back of Bills shirt ,while Bill was watching………
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You ought to see Benidorm.
Every other fucking bar is a theme pub. It goes inside national borders too.
Yorkshire fucking pride pubs, Geordie hovels, tribal pubs offering beer in the surroundings of the owners favoured football team.
Fuck me how these folk make a living. You’ve immediately curtailed your business base.
How many Sunderland fans are likely to go into a toon army pit?
How many Lancastrians are going to darkened a doorway of a Yorkshire pub?
But then again , when a thick as pigs shit family hit the beaches forget local colour. What you need is tea and bitter and some mong from Huddersfield showing sky sports 18 hours a day.
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Spot on, Benidorm is fucking horrible but the “local colour” is worse.
A surly dago cunt serving shite beer surrounded by garlic stinking locals, all hostile because they gave us Gibraltar 300 years ago and now we won’t give it back to them ( they go all biscuit arsed when you ask “what about ceuta and melilla?” ) and instead of Sky sport you have some jumped up little dago cunt in fancy dress torturing animals for fun and profit on the the B&W TV in the corner. Delightful.
Fuck that, I’d rather drink John Smiths with the mongs from Huddersfield.
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I suppose you were wanting a reaction…………heh heh…..
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Never been there but it sounds exactly like the eponymous programme on ITV.
Fucking never going now.
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I worked there for best part of a decade. My brother still does.
I spent most of my time with the Spanish. Got fucked off with the British “workers” out there. A bunch of egotistical ,self worshipping wankers you couldn’t wish to meet .
Not that the Spanish were much better. Coked up bunch of speed freak twats but at least they were more honest than Brits.
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my mate built this one in Eastern Slavonia because he got fed up with the local bars, when I say built I mean from the ground upwards, he allso brews his own ciders (he planted the trees himself) brews his own beer, and distils his own alchol.
so not all “English Pubs” abroad are equal in my view.
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That looks like a great idea turned into a great pub, lord Benny.
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Reminds me of a bar in Calais that had a big ‘English Spoken Here’ banner outside and none of them spoke a fucking word of English.
But I was more than happy to find The Hub places near the station in Osaka and at the Lotte Hotel, Kinshicho. In a country where you often can’t figure out what’s on the plate in front of you, it was a relief to be able to order an English meal and a pint.
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This is the same as cunts that always find a Mc Donalds when travelling on the basis “You know what your getting””
You can get one thing, fucked you thick cunt. Cunts like this and those that travel with no fucking money to then see how cheap they can find something and bang on about it for three months are utter cunts.
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There’s an Irish pub in Gibraltar that is actually an northern Irish pub. I used to go in for the Scottish football and nothing else , anyway ,you’d get a lot of southern Irish come in order a stout made by that English family ,the Guinness’s ,and you should have seen them sup their stout quicker than an Irish man should once they had spotted all the proddy /rangers tat up the back………you can even get Spanish style bars in Gibraltar ..wtf…………
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I thought that I’d stumbled into a “Zulu” themed pub,but then I remembered that I was in Toxteth.
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The pubs in Ireland north and south are unmitigated shit. Crap bars with no atmosphere and full of fallen down spewing drunks. what the fuck an Irish Pub is supposed to be is beyond me but from experience they have shit beer, stale Guinness and a bunch of dumbo mick mumbling tossbags behind the bar. My dog would run under a fucking lorry not to eat the food.
Irish pubs bollocks
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I’d like a fuckin pub with no squawking fuck kids and screaming kids in it, there’s no such thing now as a quiet pint in your local without having some arrogant fat CUNT parents who sit oblivious while there unwanted off springs run riot around the pub.
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Nowadays i don’t know if , when i’m talking to a tart in the pub, whether she’s a hooker or not . more than a few times ,even in England ,I’ve been offered services when all i thought i was doing was being sociable . if it had only been like that when I was single…….
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Recently I was on Queensland’s Gold Coast – a sunny place for shady people. Any rate I was in a bar and started chalking a glamorous looking sheila seated beside me. After a bit she leans in and verbals a price list. Bloody embarrassing! (but reasonably priced for such hot lookin’ totty! Alas I declined)
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No smoking in pubs is a cunt too.
And I don’t even smoke, it’s just depressing to see smokers being forced out in the rain standing around looking miserable just so they can have a quick fag. Worse, they make a right mess outside with their discarded ciggy butts; it would be much safer and cleaner allowing them to smoke indoors.
Why not be sensible and have separate “smoking” and “non-smoking” areas in pubs, or even separate smoker’s pubs? Imposing a blanket ban is dictatorial and unnecessary.
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