Dead Pool [42]


Congratulations to Uncle Dickie who correctly identified that there would be a nip in the air today after the dead of the Japan’s Prince Mikasa Takahito. Mind you, if they Yanks had done their job properly in 1945, he’d have been gone years ago never mind at the ripe old age of 100!

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 42…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ll stick with the Dioclese “5 Go to the Coffin Shop” lot I had last time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Richard Adams, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Jacques Chirac and The Eye and Sir Limply can fight it out over who get Olivia and Zsa Zsa this time round – unless they win in which case I want them back!!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool [42]

  1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Billy Graham
    Tony Booth
    Clare Hollingworth
    King Michael of Romania

  2. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Same cunts please.

  3. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Benjamin Netanyahu

    Well that was unexpected I thought we’d have another 4 month long pool on our hands

      • Thanks. It was no bother at all for me to reformat your submission to the way I requested it. Very much appreciated the extra work. After all, I had fuck all better to do with my afternoon.

        Oh bollocks! I can’t be arsed so if you can’t be arsed either then I’m disallowing it.
        “Our blog, our rules”…so sod it!

        • It doesn’t say anything bout no all caps

          Actually anybody who types in all caps is a cunt like kayne west that no talent turd burglar types in all caps

          Yeah the whole give’me fastfood to go now! thing doesn’t please the mods youve been warned newcunters

  4. The usual cunts please
    Bederdick Cunterpatch
    Lenny Henry
    Dawn French
    Richard Cuntis
    Angular Merkmeill.

  5. Fannie Flagg
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Tippi Hedren
    Honor Blackman
    Com’on you coffin-dodging old cunts. Get in that box.

        • Dio just wondering how many hits I have had over the years.I know ir is either 3 or 4 but not sure which.

          • You first commented on Dead Pool 13 on 27/8/14 at 2:15am (don’t you sleep well?)
            Interestingly you nominated Nimoy, Nancy Reagan, Douglas Slocombe and Aherne all now dead! Zsa Zsa is still going tho’

            You’ve commented 519 times since then (do you not have a life?)
            And I seem to remember coming across you at Cunts Corner (went of it myself when they changed the format to a forum)

            How many previous Dead Pools have you won? I think it’s 3 :

            17 Sam Simon
            20 Peter O’Sullivan
            30 Douglas Slocombe

          • you’re not wrong. Just checked the other machine. Here’s the full list :

            1 Amy Winehouse .243 Win
            2 Col Gaddhafi Dioclese
            3 Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi Dioclese
            4 Clive Dunn OBG
            5 Nelson Mandela OBG
            6 Ronnie Biggs Dioclese
            7 Ariel Sharon The Eye
            8 Jimmy Ellis Dan
            9 Mickey Rooney Fred West
            10 William Ash Sir Limply Stoke
            11 Chapman Pincher Dioclese
            12 Dickie Attenborough Sir Limply Stoke
            13 Joan Rivers King Cunt
            14 Gough Whitlam Dioclese
            15 Jeremy Thorpe The Grim Cunter
            16 Leonard Nimoy Cunt O’MaCunto
            17 Sam Simon Shaun of the Dead 69
            18 BB King Lez
            19 Christopher Lee Sir Limply Stoke
            20 Peter O’Sullevan Shaun of the Dead 69
            21 Steven Lewis Norman
            22 George Cole Entopy
            23 Denis Healey Fred West
            24 Maureen O’ Hara Norman
            25 Al Molinaro Dioclese
            26 Helmut Schmidt Sir Limply Stoke
            27 Patricia ‘Nanny Pat’ Brooker Richard Debo Debson
            28 Greville Janner Guardian Hater
            29 Pavel Srnicek Richard Debo Debson
            30 Douglas Slocombe Shaun of the Dead 69
            31 Martin Crowe Richard Debo Debson
            32 Nancy Reagan Richard Debo Debson
            33 George Martin Fred West
            34 Cliff Mitchelmore Richard Debo Debson
            35 Mohammad Ali The Eye
            36 Joao Havelange Cunt O’MaCunto
            37 Brian Rix Shaun of the Dead 69
            38 Gene Wilder JR Cuntley
            39 Arnold Palmer Rebel without a Cunt!
            40 Shimon Perez King Cunt
            41 Prince Mikasa Takahito Uncle Dickie 

  6. Well, fuck my old boots!

    Never thought I would be a winner, even choosing seriously old fuckers. Don’t know if I am coming or going now…..

    Anyhoo,,these old cunts this time round;

    Dobri dobrev
    Clifton James
    Mary Wilson
    Ed Meese
    Charlie Munger

    For clarity that is Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow.


  7. Donald trump

    Bodyguard 1

    Bodyguard 2

    Bodyguard 3

    Hilary clinton

    Hillary was brought down by bodyguard 4…………

  8. Bruce Forsyth
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Ian Brady
    Bear Grylls
    Bill Clinton

    Come on cunts, make me a winner….

    • Johnson had Bob Gbdorf, Odin. Thank you for nicking Doherty, had to reappraise my list. Druggy cunts, I find, are always good for an early coffin.

      • Bollocks. Didn’t see that.

        Got enraged that someone nicked my Tony Blair and lost concentration.

        I’ll have Naomi Campbell instead then.

    • I so wanted to nominate the ‘orrible cunt that is my MD and, come to think of it, my boss, production manager and some…, nearly all of my cunt co-workers, but didn’t think they’d count.

      *Do you know what nemesis means?
      A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt……me. Thank you Brick top, Snatch.

  9. Sorry dio

    Thank cunt who can’t format already had tom Jones.

    Can I swap the Jones for rod Stewart?

    • Oh just saw you disallowed his.

      Forget everything I just said.
      I’m keeping the Jones as a stiff..

  10. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Chuck Blazer

    Die you FIFA cunts, die.

  11. Cliff Richard
    Colin Bell
    Prince Harry
    Carwyn Jones
    Gary Lineker

    Non likely, but hoping for the last one….cunt

    • I once saw a Blunose cunt with a Colin Bell T-Shirt on… Under the picture of Bell it said ‘Better Than Best!’ I’m still laughing now…

  12. Hello playmates

    Here are the results from my jury.

    Richard of Lesbian (Sorry I mean Dick Van Dyke)
    Jerry Lewis
    Marcia Falkender
    Henry Kissenger
    Duchess of Kent (what does she do? – nil points)

  13. Double bugger, got in late again. Here we go once more:

    Robert Mugabe
    Ken Dodd
    Valery Giscard d’Estaing
    Robbie Coltrane
    Olivier de Havilland
    or if taken
    Brunhilde Pomsel

  14. Reports of Val Kilmer coughing up blood again so may I begin with him

    Val Kilmer
    Tony Bennett
    Jim Dale
    Murray Walker
    Doris Day

  15. I wouldn’t usually go in for such twaddle bollocks, but if we all think ‘Gina Milller will get hers’ at the same time, is it possible it might just work?….

    It didn’t?… Fucking bastarding bollocks…

  16. Anyone picked Bradley “Chelsea” Manning? Two failed suicide attempts in two months. Surely it’ll be third time lucky?

  17. Always though Cohen was a boring, monotonous cunt… And ‘Hallelujah’ was one of the most overrated loads of twaddle of recent times, and favoured by cunts from various X-Factor cunts and Bono to Catherine Jenkins (who was stupid enough to think it was a hymn)…

    This is a proper Hallelujah:

  18. How about an England v Scotland list…

    Bobby Charlton
    Alan Gilzean
    Rob Roy
    Lorraine Kelly
    David Attenborough

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