He appears on BBC breakfast complaining about “the dangers” he and his cunt fellow bicyclers face when using the roads (or pavements) that they don’t pay for and expecting motorists to fund “special cycle lanes”. Fuck off you cheeky cunt!!! It would be better to send these retards to special schools to learn the meaning of road signs, traffic lights and pavements..
The sad thing is he probably believes all his half witted bullshit about “saving the planet” and thinks that anyone gives a flying fuck about what he thinks about his playtime on kid’s toys.
What makes it a sport anyway ? Is it cos they all like to dress up as faggots ? He even admitted on national TV that he encourages his brats to cycle on the pavement because “it’s safer”. It’s illegal you fuckwit !! Why hasn’t he been prosecuted ? Probably cos he up the xchief constables’ arse.
What a complete cunt !
Nominated by: Sir Chris Hoy Cunt
The fucking wankers wear lycra on the way to work because it looks good and might shave a millisecond off their time, the posing tosspots.
The cunt Boris has carved half of the available roads up giving them their lanes and then complains about traffic jams, the cunt; all because the state has decreed that we should be fitter and more active when a lot of us don’t fucking want to be.
How cycling is good for you when they are swallowing all the gases and particulates that traffic pumps out whilst we are sitting in a car that filters it out, is beyond me.
I loathe the smug wankers because they also blame drivers for not seeing them when mostly it’s their fucking fault, a ten ton truck being a really daft thing to go up against.
Cunts on horses need cunting too, bif fat aresed tarts totally una ware of how cuntish they look while they dominate country lanes. get on the fucking green bits you daft mares.
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Ultimatley these echo, warriors are responsible for more pollution than they stop.
Case study one.
Bloke cycles less than mile to shops using pavement being careful of pedestrians and outsize push chair’s.
0 carbon emissions, (and branded a lazy barstard by workmates).
Case study two.
Echo man jumps out of bed early, riding a bicycle will add another hour on to his journey time, but fuck it, it’s for the planet!
Echo man hurtles to work at speeds varying from 3 to 40 mph, ignoring all speed limits or the tail back behind him.
In fact echo man enjoys the feeling of “risk and empowerment” as he over or undertakes the que of sheep like motorists as they que to overtake his asmatic brethren going up a hill 3 miles ahead.
However echo man has no concept of the fact that his actions lead to the release of more CO2 than he saves.
My advice, drive a fucking car on longhaul and grow your own Christmas tree you cunts! That will cut back your CO2 emissions
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NOMINATION:
I would like to nominate the perpetrators who robbed Kim Kardashian at gunpoint.
You bunch of cunts were less than 5ft from this fucking skank, armed with a guns and you didn’t put a fucking bullet in her skull.
Therefore you are cunts.
I’d rather have the satisfaction of executing her than her jewellery, which was no doubt either on loan from Cartier or insured.
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Totally agree. I am sure these cunts paid for it just to get the attention.
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I’m absoulelty gutted at this news… The daft cunts should have shot the slag… Would have been even better if Kayne was there and they’d shot him too…
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It’s a pity the whole fucking weirdo family weren’t there, and an even bigger pity that the mugger didn’t have a gatling gun. The cunt.
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And while ordinary folk extract hilarity from this “karma” occurrence, the ego massaging James Corden cunt is pulling the nicely-nicely “she’s a mother and a wife…” card, she’s also a self-promoting harlot who’s wealth comes off the back of Daddy getting rich criminals off for murder (OJ anyone).
But hey James, nice one, that’ll keep your arse licking cunt self in the states a bit longer. Now if we could just getting you off our screens that would great cheers.
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‘absolutely gutted’ that should say… Just woken up….
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This from the pie finder general;
People making jokes about @KimKardashian tonight would do well to remember that she’s a mother,a daughter,a wife,a friend.Be nice or shut up.
How about “be funny or shut up” Ahh, the sound of silence at last. He missed out whore and all.
I wonder if the robbers were coons? Unlikely, sounds like they knew what they were doing.
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She was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Should’ve happened in Cape Town.
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The fat cunt is just jealous because he couldn’t write a joke if you gave him 100 years, 200 ghost writers and and a copy of 100 jokes for dummies.
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It has been reported that a 4 million euro ring was stollen. 4 million euros for a ring? What the fuck does anyone want with a 4 million euro ring? I bet most of the sheep who think she is important couldn’t afford a 400 pound ring and yet the stupid fuckers still “identify” with her.
Serves the stupid bimbo right, hopefully it will bring her back down to earth with a bump. No, you are not royalty. No, you are not important. No, you are not special. You are the same stinking decaying material as every one else, you dumb fucking whore. I hope the baubles were not insured, they should have been in the hotel safe not in her room.
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Sounds like when I saw Bernard Manning in the early 90’s (before PC shite took over the world). It was just after his Embassy Club had suffered (yet) another fire.
“I wouldn’t care my Rolex was in there!” – holding his arm up so you could see it on his wrist – “Yeah, I’ve got 4 now!”
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kardashian has got a €4m ring, however like most rich cunts, they get copies done to flaunt out in public. If that was the real thing then I’ll admit that Kanye (nae, yeh canneh, yeh cunt) West has some talent!
You can just see the poor robbers trying to fence it:
“Ze ‘ave been paid zeir $5 million dollar insurance so now all we need to do ees sell eet!”
“Oh non! Le jeweler, ee sayz eet ees fake!”
“Merde!”
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Did James Condom just tell me to shut up? …..Well its gonna have to be the long knives to make it through all thest lard
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If bicyclists want to use the roads they should first have to pass a test, then pay road tax and insurance and have there bicycles tested every year at great fucking expense. On top of that they should have to pay an “anoying little cunt” tax and any of the cunts caught on the pavement should be executed on the fucking spot. I think that all sounds fair enough.
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Sounds more than fair if I may say so.
Cyclists on pavements should suffer summary execution. A mate always says that lampposts are underused and could easily double up as a gallows.
How good it would be to see a lycra clad cunt swinging in the breeze.
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Can you imagine someone pitching the idea of a bicycle today, if it hadn’t already been invented?
“Yeah, well I’ve invented this new thing that will go on the roads along side tons of metal moving along at 70 miles an hour. It’s flimsy, got no safety measures, no form of communicating to other road users, incredibly slow, any fucker can use it, irrelevant of how capable or physically competent they are. Oh, and you wont have to pay a fucking penny to use it on the roads and coppers won’t pay the slightest bit of attention to how much of a cunt you act whilst on it”
The BSC would laugh the cunts out of the building.
Get off the road and get a fucking car you self-important pricks.
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Pick Up Truck 1 , Chris Boarman’s mother 0.
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Some cyclists do pay road tax for their cars ,so why all the fuss if they park their cars and get on their bikes. For years i hear cunts moaning about no tax being paid by cyclists ,but it’s getting a bit old hat now . i understand that a large number of cyclists are cunts and I’m sure all of them wear lycra, but some like myself respect traffic when on the road (cycle paths don’t go everywhere) but there’s loads of times when i pull in to let driver cunts pass on a narrow road and i don’t get a “ta” or nothing ,not even the finger. Before the barrage starts i do believe that most rainbow coloured cunts on bikes are ripe for a garroting ,but not us all….
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Well said, I ride my road-bike for fitness (usually alone early mornings) and sometimes with up to 2 or 3 other people, we always ride in single file and adhere to all traffic laws.
I always keep to the gutter but the amount of times I have had drivers come past at 60mph+ literally less than 2ft away from me.
I even had a stupid cunt overtaking on a blind corner on the wrong side of the road who nearly hit me in the gutter.
A cunt is a cunt, to tarnish all cyclists as wanna be pro peloton riders who is like calling all drivers cunts like the odd taxi driver.
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But you pay road tax for a specific vehicle. If I have 2 cars I have to pay two lots of road tax. Therefore if you use a different means of transport you should pay for that mode.
If you respect the rules of the road then, in my experience you are in the minority.
I used to cycle to work and was a cunt so I speak from experience.
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“I always keep to the gutter”
Where you belong.
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Kardashian, Corden, who are these no talent boring arsewipes? why should I waste valuable wanking time giving a shit ?
Why doesn’t the media just ask the Kardy gash to do a show ,tell us what you are good at beyond growing the biggest arsehole in showbusiness, apart from Corden who really is a product of the ‘doesn’t matter Jimmy ,just smile and here’s a few old gags to tell the cunts because they have already been told you are big’
These rolls of showbusiness snot are worshipped by those fellow citizens who think Eastenders is real and who put ‘shopping’ down as their hobby.
Whoever built our cunting machine is to be commended that it hasn’t overheated with the work it has to do.
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Beats me why some profiteering cunt hasn’t managed to sell the lycra cunts little sets of indicators. Which I would support, ditto mirrors. Obvious reason, the cunts can’t see behind them, will fall off if they try to turn round, and no-one knows where they’re hoping to go because even if they do stick an arm out one microsecond before, or more usually after, they have changed direction it’s too fucking late for the concerned and kindly driver behind/alongside/in the same county as them to do anything about it. The road tax argument may be old, but it’s no less good for that. And the queues of cars behind some lethargic pedaller on a B road are doubling their fuel consumption and emissions compared to what they’d be using if permitted to drive at 50-60, so that too.
However, you can generally get past the cunts, and everything else, on a motorbike…
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