Electric cars are a scam to avoid road tax, and are fuck all use for anything else apart from making the cunts who own them feel smug.
There is nothing more guaranteed to piss me off than being stuck behind some cunting piece of shit shopping car with “zero emissions” written on the back. Zero emissions my arse; where do you think the leccy comes from you cunts? Just because the fucking car doesn’t have an exhaust pipe, do people really think the fucking power stations don’t either? Cunts.
Just for good measure they put the charging stations in the closest parking bays to the shops just so I have to walk past the cunts. At least have the decency to put the charging points where they belong: In a corner of the car park that reeks of piss and has a long walk (hopefully in the rain) to the shops.
Nominated by: Cuntypops
Glorified Spacca Chariots. They should be tipped upside down,doused in petrol and torched with the sanctimonious owners superglued to the eco-friendly,emission-free steering wheel. Lets see how pollution free you are then,you cunts.
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I wouldn’t mind so much but 90% of electric cars have a child seat in the back and therefore the hollier than thou owners have a carbon footprint the size of Scotland. I could drive a fleet of hummers blowing styrofoam out of my arse and still not cause as much pollusion as these pricks. Either use a johny or give her one up the council next time you cunt.
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I need educating Skiddy, “up the council” ?
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Ah yes a rhyming slang variant of marmite motorway. Thanks to urban dictionary.
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For years they have been telling us to save energy then bring out the electric car .wtf I’ve to unplug my telly at night but these cunts get to buzz about like there’s no tomorrow ,coz remember use up the energy and holly and little joshua wont have a tomorrow …..bullshitting cunts…
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Our dear old friend Sadiq Khan wants London to have a seperate immigration policy to the rest of the UK post brexit. No! The political and media ellite already think London is not part Britain but they are all so wrong. London will have exactly the same laws as the rest of the country, thank you very much Mr. Khan. What next? Sharia law, legalise kiddy diddling and FGM to bring londonistan more into line with the rest of the islamic world? Fuck off you paki cunt.
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At least electric cars have zero emissions unlike these Paki cunts and various tent clad wives.
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2000 women took part in a survey and said they wanted phrases like high maintenance and hysterical removed from use in day to day language as it was condescending.
News flash, it’s not condescending when it is an accurate description of your behaviour ladies. Men have to live with many generalisations and these days the word man is in fact spat out of many sneering feminist mouths like a mouthful of dog shit.
2000 women surveyed, many of whom were high maintenance hysterical cunts.
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That’s hysterical….
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Yeah, I saw that one too. Why do these hysterical bitches think they have the right to dictate what someone can or cannot say? Next thing you know calling someone “love” will be a “hate crime”. Now fuck off dear and get me a beer from the fridge, there’s a good girl.
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Call them “love” and “dear” and slam doors in their fucking boot faced lezza faces.
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I saw that Sixdog on the works telly while I was making a brew. It boiled my piss to hear it and I would have cunted them then and there had my phone not been in my car (where it should be when you’re working, check it on breaks or at lunch but not constantly, you hipster workshy cunts with zero work ethic).
When I was listening to them banging on and twisting about “labels” I did just think to myself: “Ok if you don’t like any of those, how does ‘cunt’ sound?”
I wouldn’t care it wasn’t even ABBC News, it was Sky News, but it was being hosted by the faux pikey Moron Holmes (so that partially explains it).
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During a conversation with these types, if possible throw in ” I don’t wish to be condescending”……and then explain what condescending means…
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I put the auto industry on the same level of honesty as a Columbian drug lord. They lied about emissions, they lie about fuel consumption and they lie about safety , the rules of which are entirely administered by them.
They make electric cars which take bloody hours to charge , the one tiny irrelevant point that they have not yet addressed, yet it is the only fucking thing that matters.
If you drive 20 miles to work and back ,no problem until you want to go to Manchester or Spain and your fucking stupid car that cost a fucking mint only goes 200 miles IF you have paid £75,000 for it, otherwise 50 miles ,if you don’t go fast.
It’s bollocks ,taking the piss bollocks and the fucking media drool over them . Even the so called hybrids are fucking useless unless you are happy to poodle about the country at 40mph.
So if you want to be a goody goody and use an electric car you better have another car should you want to actually go somewhere.
And if the fucking things ever get to the point where charging is as fast as filling up, beware the batteries which are not forever and cost a very large proportion of the car’ overall cost.
Which the shitbag lying minge rags who run the industry will not have told you.
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In effect it makes the car depreciate faster, then get scrapped sooner so you have to buy another one.
Really “Green” isn’t it…
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Migrant Brides deserve a massive cunting…
I was in Foot Locker today, as I’m after a new pair of trainers, and this woman comes in with this rodental muzzie type half her age… The johnnie didn’t speak a word of The Queen’s , yet he pointed at this and that in the shop and this woman who was with him (plain as fuck, truth be told) doted on him and bought him all sorts of shit… The grabbing goatgubber looked like a spolit kid in his designer gear and Man City shirt (living proof he was/is a cunt!) and this daft cow was bending over backwards for the little rat (and she probably does!)…After they fucked off the bird behind the counter told me that they’d been in before and that this munter told her she’d married this ‘refugee’ from Turkey (fucking Turkey?!) so he could get what he wanted (a free ride and a gullible cunt) and she got her wish (a man… For want of a better word)…
Fuck me, the things some people will do just to get a shag….
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You just feel sorry for dumb cunts ….sometimes..
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We call them “add to basket” wives. Not seen many dumb slags with double click husband, but the guys with the mail order burdens are everywhere. They also think they are King shit, hobbling around with a pig faced Philippino bird, when really they just come across as some fucker who can’t get a real woman. And once the green card hits the mat, they are off on their toes, and over comes the family. They must know this, for fucks sake! I saw some guy in his late fifties, fat, crusty looking cunt with half a leg missing, pootling around Asda on his state provided raspberry chariot, with a little twenty something Philippino filly. Honestly, they will fuck anything for residency…..
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Once her bank accounts empty and her 13 year old daughter is up the duff on the way to Syria she might just wake up to what a cunt she is.
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Good cunting. Whenever a see some wank stain driving around in a fucking Prius I always think back to this piece of sheer brilliance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F04MXepYiBs
So it turns out that buying a Prius isn’t as ‘green’ as the thick cunts who buy them thought they were. Have you also noticed how some cunts put bollocks like this in their email signature: “Think about the environment before printing this email”. Jezus christ on a bike! The vast majority of paper is made from trees grown on tree farms specifically for the purpose of…..wait for it……making paper. So, if we all used less paper, the demand would drop which would lead to fewer trees being planted on these tree farms. Last time I checked trees absorb CO2 and produce O2. Wouldn’t that be a good thing? So wouldn’t we want more trees rather than fewer trees.
Bring back triffids I say. And set them on Prius drivers and muslims. It’s the right thing to do.
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