That fucking pile of turd, the Great British bake off has started again, for fucks’ sake. I have never seen it, and never will, but like everything I hate, it gets inescapable.
Who gives a rats arse about watching some nobody baking a fucking cake? Cunts, that’s who. Fuck the BBC, drivel peddling thieves.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Apart from being cunts, what do spray tan pikey Paul Hollywood, scrotum skinned Mary Berry and that lesbian and her pal have in common.
They all got £500,000 from the TV license payer last year to watch other cunts baking.
Nominated by: J R Cuntley
Seriously, £2mil just on the wages of the 4 cunts above for some piss poor reality show about one of the most turgid of subject matters – baking a fucking cake!?!
I wonder how much the BBC Cymru production of Hinterland cost in total, something actually worth watching?
Along with publishing the wages of overpaid fucktards like these cunts I want the BBC to publish exactly how much each programme/series/serial cost as well.
I used to think that shit like this was “cheap TV” but if you’re £2mil down before an oven is even switched on then it’s owt but cheap!
Fucking waste of time and money the whole bloody thing!
2
I recall John Simm saying the BBC told him they couldn’t afford a helicopter for a scene in Doctor Who (Tennant’s last episode), yet they blow the licence payers money on paying cunts like Hollywood, Berry and those rugmunchers… When Simm spoke of the helicopter incident, I think the BBC were also paying Jonathan Ross a million a year at the time… Cunts….
1
Fucking BBC cunts blowing our tax on this shit. Can we cunt the cunts who watch this shit ? If the figures went down they would bin this bollocks but bearing in mind the country seems to be populated by people with goldfish length memories that’s not going to happen.
If you asked these wankers to stand in their kitchen and watch their mum bake a cake they would tell you to fuck off but they are quite happy to sit down in front of the telly for how ever long that wank is on.
Real news goes under the radar with these tossers and you can’t have a sensible conversation with them about world events because they have brains like the middle of a Bake Off losers bun.
Someone on this esteemed site constantly says “we are fucked”. Didn’t used to agree but am coming round to that point of view.
1
Bake off, people bake things, if the item they bake is judged the winner the baker of said item wins that episode. Am I missing something? Sometimes the thought of suicide helps me through the day (paraphrase Nietzsche) We are all fucked.
1
We might all be fucked,but there is still a hell of a lot of pleasure to be had from the most ridiculous things…getting the better of the taxman,laughing at obese people, gloating over some failure of the bastardcrats, and of course coming on here for a fucking good moan.
I’d never top myself, I’d hate the thought of how much pleasure it would give to others.So, I’ll play the hand I’ve been dealt and say “Fuck you” to the whole cunting bunch of them.
1
My neighbour once said to me “All your neighbours hate you. Why don’t you move?”
I told him they didn’t give a fuck what I thought of them so why should I give a fuck about their opinion of me?
A week later, he moved…
1
My neighbours fucking hate me too, but two are Moroccan and the other somewhere eastern european. I fucking lap it up making their lives a misery just by existing. Fight with one of the cunts on a monthly basis then his hairy calls the policia on me . one time the cunt attacked me with a hammer and the courts ruled against me for inciting it, Spanish cunts.. Any way i just take pleasure knowing the cunts I’m there and they think about that everyday….
1
Neighbours are cunts. I’m only 41 but neighbours just ain’t what they used to be .if you said hello or morning you’d get a response whether they liked you or not .now cunts just blank you or look at you as if you’re the cunt…nothing wrong with a little nod ya pricks..
1
Someone once asked me why I was still alive.
Out of fucking spite says I.
1
Mr Dick Fiddler, on reflection you are so right! so pissed off with the decline of our society I totally forgot about the good bits.
The joy of getting one over on some establishment twat, the sheer bliss of seeing some politician make a complete cunt of themselves. Speeding on the road to Martin (straight across Martin Fen) and not being nicked by some cunt in a camera equipped van. About the only place I do speed but my car does need a thrash now and again and the road is so empty and straight. The warm glow I felt when I came across this site and found a collection of wise , witty people who have something interesting to say. You are right sir play the cards you are dealt with (starting to use this site as an agony aunt) life is too short and full of cuntfuckery to worry.
Thanks again!!
0
Too right @ black biscuit, found this site a few months back and thank fuck i did. Used to use the web for football, music downloads(for free ya cunts) and xhamster, now the first and sometimes last place i go to is IS A CUNT…ta very much dioclese, you and everyone else ta…
0
“I bake therefore I am”
No, I don’t – so fuck it…!
0
Imagine if for some fucked reason everyone here at IS A CUNT worked in the same place, can’t wait for tea break..
0
This just proves the point. There’s no half intelligent programming left on TV anymore. Wank Off is money for old rope and helmed by self appointed bakery gods who appear to believe they invented it. How in the hell has baking suddenly become the latest “You must learn this on pain of death” skill, I’ve no idea? Bosses obviously sit round the table and decide “We’ll make any old drivel and thinly disguise it as “art” for the plebs as they’re thick as shit and they’ll soak it up anyway”. All that fucking stress about the perfect cake and getting it clinically perfect? What a load of shit. It’s baking cakes, not neurosurgery.
I don’t bake anything, but I don’t have a nervous breakdown over it. If I want a bit of cake, I’ll go the shop and buy one. Fuck me today’s society is thicker than a castle wall.
1
And it’s the fuckers who watch it and perpetuate this lunacy who need to be cunted!
Two weeks ago I was in the kitchen grabbing a brew when I heard: “Did you see bake off last night? Great wannit! Oh yeah that fucking steamed loaf thing looked mega didn’t it. I’m going to get the stuff tonight and give it a bash!”
This was from a married, straight 38yr old professional bloke who’s never out of the gym, etc.
When he said it I bust out laughing cos I thought he was tacking the piss out of the gaggle of bints who were in there (dodging work – if they looked like SuBo they’d be out the door, lazy cunts) – but no, he was deadly serious.
Now had I reacted like that to a muscle laden cunt like that in Newcastle I’d probably be eating through a straw by now but as it was Milton Keynes I got away with a disgruntled tut instead.
P.S. Everyone in Milton Keynes is a cunt, apart from Byron Burger – you keep grassing those illegals up to the authorities! Great work!
0
“half intelligent“?
Fuck me! You’re an optimist! That would be a target…
0
That’s true. I’m a jaded cunt really. The only time I become an optimist is when my glasses get fogged over 😉
0
This is what tv has come to in 2016,for a start the BBC have to be cut to size and go it alone with commercials and have the tax scrapped then lets see if they pay that tango womanising cunt Hollywood 500 grand a cake….no fucking
wonder I watch all my visual treats stolen off the net thanks to Unblocked and Bangbros.Com….
0
The most insidious thing is the fact it’s classed as ‘news’ like the winner of the X-Factor is somehow classed as news.
When I was growing up the winner of the Krypton Factor was never mentioned in the news. You either watched the program or you didn’t.
The wife is fucking bored of it too.
0
The only time Mastermind made the news (in normal times) was when that taxi driver won it, cos us “scruffies” can’t possibly be intelligent, that’s the sole bastion of the inbred elite academics.
Nowadays some cunt knits a quilt and it’s headline news, while “peaceful” cunts kicking off in the Calais jungle camp barely make it into the “And finally…” two minutes.
Yeah, we’re fucked. Fucking BBC!
0
Agreed, Rebel… Not a word on the BBC about he poor 19 year old French girl, raped by three filthy Algerian migrant wogs near the Eiffel Tower last weekend…
0
Don’t forget, the only “M” word the BBC know these days is “Misguided”. Norwegian, French or British “national” anything to avoid using the real “M” word!
Yeah they’re not terrorising, raping, extremist cunt fucks! No, they’re just “Misguided”.
The BBC are a set of cunts and if Pudding Lane kicked off now and that was in W1A then that would be a good fucking start! And if Tony and the brass were trapped inside all the fucking better!
See all these rehash, remakes of songs for the modern “hipster” era, well how about me and my home-boy Dre do a remake of “Fuck the Police!” and rebrand it as “Fuck the BBC!”
0
Stupid dumb cunt off! and I hate Paul Hollywood hes worse then jamie oliver at least oliver wants to educate kids about sugar and bad eating habits…. even if hes a hypocritical cunt anyone who calls themselves hollywood in their initials is pure attention seeking bellend like behavior.
I also agree Rebel the amount of money that went into this show is excessive to say the least but it didn’t surprise me stupid people will watch just about anything there hasn’t been original content on beeb in years but people will watch it regardless, Just can the anti-british broadcasting corporation already! Who needs it?
0
Paul Hollywood : £500,000 for watching cunts bake cakes and the dumb fucker still manages to be declared bankrupt…
0
Financially or morally?
Ah, I see, both!
1
“The Not-So-British Bake Off”…
Won by a paki in a headdress.
Presented by two boot-ugly women. One a lezza. Both unamusing.
Judged by a bankrupt,Scouse perv.,and a coffin-dodging old shrew.
Watched by sad wankers.
A triumph for British inclusivity.
0
What did the BBC’s precious little PC superstar Nadiya make? Curried doughnuts? Halal coq au vin? I’d like to see her face if someone said to her, ‘Do us a bacon butty, love…’
0
I heard you could do steamed puddings in a Muslim bag……what, it’s muslin? Fucking hearing aid’s playing up again.
Apparently the fuckers do eat bacon but its turkey rashers not pig. I queried it at work once when one one of them said they were eating a BLT.
0
Dick Fiddler I salute you sir,you are a word smith of the highest order…..magical stuff!
0
I used to watch my mother baking now I can do it myself. She taught me well. Get the Bero basic fruit cake recipe, switch the caster sugar for demerera and add a spoon of a allspice. That’s the only thing I need to know about cakes. With a brew the result is heaven so bake off can fuck right off. Cunts.
0
As long as the BBC is allowed to continue the longer we have to put up with this shit.
0
on a different topic: the New York bombings. anyone who wants to know whats really happening should log in immediately to chrisspivey .org ‘cos its a cast iron certainty he hasnt been fooled by them. no the investigative genius who brought you the truth about the Glasgow bin lorry accident and the giant brain who brought you ‘ Alton Towers: the Truth ‘ will have it all sussed, its only muppetts who think its some lone demented nutcase responsible. and its all done without leaving his flat. awesome.
0
Is it a coincidence that Bake Off ‘star’ Mary Berry actually looks like she has been baked to a fucking crisp?….
And Mel and Sue are disgusting… They’re the sort of women who would put off even the most rabid sex maniac…
0
I cant stand Sue Perkins sort of eggy shaped face,remember when her and that other cunt Mel Gidsplodge were on tv on a sunday morning,they were fucking dreadful back then too
0
This and other shows like it are just tomcuntery for the stupid unwashed masses.
The leathery old coffin dodger woman should bend over while the other three insert various cakes in her anus. She could then blow them all back out for the couch potato, slack jaw, McDonalds eating fuckwits.
0
The common thread in most of the postings on this esteemed website is the spread of mediocrity, which I’d like to cunt. Nowadays, everything is “hilarious” when it’s possibly mildly amusing and “fury” is inevitably used when there may have been a few disagreeing comments. Useless footballers earn £200k a week, even more useless TV presenters (GB Wank Off) earn more and most comedians are so pish that they’re not worth listening to. Audiences applaud people just doing their job (think planes landing in Glasgow or Newcastle) and the social media shite is too ridiculous for words, although I’d like to hear what other contributors have to say. That said, the BBC are definitely cunts, especially for their recent nonsense about conceptual art. If that isn’t mediocre turdity, then I’m a fucking Chinaman. Cunts.
0
I’ve just baked a massive fuckin’ shit …
Does that count ??
Cunts .
0