The Guardian [4]

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Can I nominate The Guardian (again!) please? Latest irritating headline : “Huge rise in Britons trying to change gender”.

This headline sums up what is wrong with this pathetic excuse for a newspaper. War in Syria, British politics all fucked up, Putin in Ukraine, anti Semites in the Labour Party, etc., etc.

But not this rag. Even the Daily Express is more grounded than this shite. No wonder Corbyn is staying where he is. Cuntish bollocks of the worst sort.

I don’t give two fucks if someone wants their cock cut off and reshaped into a vag. Go and do it if you want but please don’t bleat about it. Just do it and fuck off. And Guardian- no one gives a shit apart from your stupid fucking “inclusive” journalists. Fuck off. Start reporting about what really matters and you might sell more newspapers Then you could probably stop begging for money and from your readers.

Alternatively, keep it up because your bullshit keeps us all going. Still cunts though.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

18 thoughts on “The Guardian [4]

  1. The Guardian is recycled bog roll for leftist cunts who believe the world is a happy clappy paradise and reality is a far right conspiracy.

    Cunt paper for cunts

  2. Well cunted Dirk. I positively detest the Guardian which, hopefully, will go down the tubes shortly. I cannot understand why someone would want to cut off their knob and bollocks to become a pseudo woman. Why not just whine and cry more? Alternatively, why don’t the prospective gender changers of both sexes (or it is six now?) get together and trade transplant bits. I’m sure I’ve heard of a knob transplant having been done already and there’s a cunt transplant about to take place in America soon. That’s when Hillary Clinton takes over from Barack Obama as the leader of the Democrats. They’re all a bunch of cunts.

    • Its actually rare for a tranny to cut their cock off a well rumored myth among normies but there are some wackos who will do just that.

      Some pointers for sexually confused poofs and trannies 1)Once its off its off there is no going back 2) It will probably fucking hurt like hell, could you even imagine the pain of taking a piss with no knob? and thirdly you will never ever,EVER have a fully functioning pussy/or cunt! It will just be a hole thats constantly trying to heal itself, also say goodbye to orgasms and wanking as you no longer have balls!

      • Which is why post op tranies have a suicide rate 20 times that of the general population and John Hopkins hospital in Baltimore, a place which pioneered the surgery, no longer carries them out.

        The whole tranny thing is being blown out of all proportion by the left wing media and SJW types. It is a cause de jour for those who struggle with reality. The fact is gender dysphoria is a very rare mental condition occurring in only 0.014% of men and 0.003% of wiminz. Its difficult to see how such a rare condition can justify primary school children being asked to pick their gender.

      • Good point its sick sick shite to fuck with a 4,5, or 6yr old boys head like that. This is pure evil to force this and I believe this whole tranny thing is orchestrated by feminists and liberals. They want men and boys to become trannies or queers they want this to happen on a massive scale to supposedly destroy patriarchy.

        The only problem is democracy/ capitalism intensifies patriarchy. The cunts also want moslems to live here, why? to make moslem womens lives easier… but do they realize that this won’t work.
        That this also strengthens the patriarchy and puts the threat of the host country of being gentrifed or slowly genocided and also changes so many other hundred things.

        Dumb bints don’t realize how this fucks everybody but especially them. I really trailed off on this rant oh well, cheerio then

      • Came across this while looking for something else but wanted to point out that while SJWs swoon over the trannies, feminists are very much opposed to the ideology (real Greer type feminists, that is, not the funfems who claim to be “empowered” by lap dancing).

        For one, sex changes are impossible and, two, we don’t want to see some stranger’s dick in the showers. I don’t have a fucking gender identity. I have a sex and a personality. As for the issue of children and teenagers transitioning, that makes me – and other feminists – very angry. It’s totally unethical, wrecking healthy bodies and destroying sexual function. Children should be encouraged to play with any toy, wear any colour, not this supposed progressive shit of “like pink? you must be a girl.”

  3. Bear with me, I’m going somewhere with this.

    As a noun, the word “outrage” means “an extremely strong reaction of anger, shock, or indignation.”

    As a verb, the word “outrage” means “arouse fierce anger, shock, or indignation in (someone).” The verb can also mean “flagrantly violate or infringe (a principle, law, etc.).”

    Now the English language has been bastardised by cretins over the past couple of decades but I fail to see how any of these definitions fit the current shit storm about Fireman Sam. Personally, I detested Sam and his cronies when my son was young enough to watch them but in no way did they cause me “outrage.”

    Yet some offence-takers are “outraged” because a page from their favourite fairy story has appeared in Fireman Sam. This particular episode has been around since October 2014 without provoking any “outrage.” I recognise that I’m dangerously close to a Spiveyesque (am I the first person to use this word? If so, do I win a fiver?) conspiracy theory but I can’t help thinking that this “outrage” has been manufactured to distract attention from the current goings-on in France, Germany, Belgium, etc-fucking-etc.

    Therefore, I nominate for a severe cunting on this esteemed website, a place of free speech and forthright discussion, anyone who feels more “outrage” about a still in a children’s programme than about the murder of elderly priests, the random stabbing of commuters, lorries being used to murder people watching fireworks, the mass sexual assault of young women in Cologne… I could go on but I think you get the drift!

    • Dioclese, I’m thinking that “anyone who feels more “outrage” about a still in a children’s programme than about the murder of elderly priests, the random stabbing of commuters, lorries being used to murder people watching fireworks, the mass sexual assault of young women in Cologne” is not a catchy title if you use this nomination. May I suggest “micrococked Islamists” as an alternative?

      The SNP are still cunts but they are Colchester United compared to the three times World Cup winning cuntitude of the Islamists and their media enablers.

    • We should deport the fucking lot of them (and all their fans and apologists, including the bastard Guardian), put them on an island and then put Trident to some good use…

      • Stealing my thunder I see, I posted this in Philip Greens cunting

        Depicted? depicted bloody what? was it depicted in a bad way…, no? then fucking piss off.

        Shouldn’t they be glad they got free advertising for their stupid book that promotes murder,war ,monogamy, incest, and paedophila.

        If they were offended by their own book isnt this doublethink? It wasn’t depicted in a negative light so stop moaning, you fucking whining moslem cunts! #You’reGoingBack

      • I also refuse to acknowledge the bbc as the beeb or auntie beeb they are now know to ME as auntie shitskin “the terrorist protector”

        I’ve read too many articles defending or pandering to the terrorist moslem community. They are now as bad as the guardian maybe even worse

  4. I personally felt outrage when those IRA scum bombed the shit out of my hometown (and where I worked) 20 years ago… I also felt gutted when my old man starved himself to death and doctors did nothing for him… Same when my mum was dying of cancer and she waited ten hours for an ambulance….

    And these cunts are ‘outraged’ by a piece of fanatical fiction that’s been clocked in an episode of a kiddies TV show?! They can get to fuck, and I’m ashamed to say The Guardian originated from Manchester…

  5. If Stevie Wonder was offered a miracle operation for his blindness and when they took his bandages off they offered him The Guardian as the test reading material he’d say: “Tell you what, any chance of going back to how I was before?”

    When I was taking a shit in the foyer bogs of an overrated London hotel (while being “treated” to an overpriced “open” sandwich lunch – put the top bit of bread on you cunts and no, just cos it has a handful of Walkers on the side does NOT justify a £15 quid price tag you cunts), when I got myself sat, their was a discarded Guardian or back of a sanitary bag available for reading material.

    Needless to say I found the pictograms on the back of the sanitary bag very informative!

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