A couple of weeks back I was in the morning commute. I could see the dopey young arsehole behind me getting too close which was fucking annoying. It was like towing a trailer with a disabled chimp on it. Then we came to the congestion and it was stop start for a bit. As soon as we slowed down, I could see him in my mirror looking down at his phone. Cunt I thought, he had better look forward because it’s Monday morning and I am not in the mood for a bump.
Obviously he gets so engrossed in twatbook or whatever that he crashes right into the back of my cunting car. I get out and give this poor young tit such grief I thought he was going to piss himself and cry. And I’m now late for work too, the cunt.
Cozzers turn up, don’t give a fuck even when I tell them the pillock was on the phone. Cunts. So after three weeks of fannying around I get my car back. Did I say cunts?
Anyway, tonight I’m in a good mood, it’s Friday, no work til Monday, is a cunt is back online and everything is going well. Until I get a text from my wife. “Been in an accident, I’m ok but the car is fucked.” I then have to traipse down the bastard M4 to pick my wife up and see our beloved car which some young guy had rear ended.
As soon as traffic slows down, wankers think they can use the time to check their phones. And the law don’t give a monkeys!
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
GJ. I could not agree more but, there is more important info to impart. This site has a starring role on the latest comments on the Chris Spivey shit site article ” Dictraitorships “. Evidently we should not call the cunt a cunt anymore. Sorry, but he is the biggest cunt in the UK and his bum chum the so called ” Dogman ” is a close second.
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Not being allowed to call a cunt a cunt is surely a sign you are living in a dictatorship.
Tyranny is fine if the tyrant thinks the same as you Mr Spivey?
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He isnt a cunt. He is a Fucking Cunt
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Had to look on his poxy site again, what a fucking cunt. White trash dole scum writing the most ridiculous crap. What makes him a despicable lump of phlegm is the utter disrespect for the victims of his rantings. He said he couldn’t attend court because of ill health. I hope it’s terminal, although he looks the type to be on disability benefits, with fuck all wrong with him, other than being a cunt. He is like a poor mans Charlie Manson, without the charisma. Prick.
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Interestingly, Spivey’s site has a go at us over here for calling people cunts whilst at the same time he wrote an article entitled “Bercow: A bi-word for obnoxious little cunt.”
Fucking hypocrite needs to remember what he’s written himself before pointing the finger at others for doing the same thing.
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a similar thing happened to me in traffic, again driver on the phone not looking and thats where the similarities end.
Driving a rather highly modified off road vehicle, her fiat 500 disapeadred under the back of my car at this point she became educated about the concept of steel bumpers and underbody armour.
where as I had the odd sensation of driving over a bump whilst stationary.
after working out what had happened I indicated and pulled off the road to be told by the driver that “we had an accident!” I checked the back of my vehicle and looked at the nasty white paint scrapes over my fuel tank plate and corrected her that “she had had an accident, not me and I saw no point in taking it further as my car was fine, but hers didnt look that healthy”
leaving the scene admiring the handy work of my wielding in the rear view mirror I began to realise that when she went home to hubby the story might change substantialy, so on my return home I downloaded and saved my car cam footage and called local plod informing them of the accident and that I had camera footage should it be required ( plod was not interested at all, but best be safe than sorry)
since that time I have seen the driver twice, on both occasions she has taken to waving at me as if we are good friends (on one occasion hooting as I filled my car at a petrol station and waving)
yep some very strange people out their.
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Young drivers are like radical terrorists in training I tend to avoid them when I can. I know that feel mate, the Millennials of today have me worried not just for the future but my life also
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I was waiting for an opportunity to join a motorway from a slip road and a driver flashed his lights to let me on. I held up my hand to acknowledge him and glanced in the mirror, and saw he was waving his fist at me and apparently shouting angrily. I thought what’s wrong with him? It was a young bloke about twenty and there was a girl in the passenger seat.
It took me a while to work out what was going on. He was pretending that I had jumped in front of him without warning. He was making out that I was a dangerous driver, trying to make me look bad so that he would look good in comparison. What sort of inadequate cunt needs to try to impress his girlfriend by pulling a stunt like that? The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. If I’d been a hard nut, and a lot younger, I’d have followed him home. The only compensation I had was knowing that one day, if he continued to act like an immature prick, his luck would run out.
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A lot of these little-pricks strike me as being Organ-Donors in Waiting…
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