Propofol

Propofol-group

Makes one proud to be British
(Wacko Jacko’s last view orf this world)

Need to fly the flag orn this one. Propofol, now the drug orf choice for the sleep deprived celeb, was developed in dear old Blighty by ICI. Its ability to rapidly induce sleep and hallucinogenic highs superior to most opiates ect was noted by medical staff and allowed them to get as high as a kite between operations, a rapid orn and a rapid orf so doctor was ready to pick up the scalpel in time for the next patient with a reasonably steady hand. Very addictive.

A number orf known side effects including a tendency to induce a cessation orf breathing have been noted. In short it has polished orf a goodly number orf celeb cunts (Jacko, Prince ect ect). Look oit for “sudden death”, “died unexpectedly”, “gonner before his time” and “LA police lock down on case” ect ect.

Usual phantom quacks oit there flogging the stuff for self administration and polishing orf our cunts covertly before we have time to dip ’em in the Pool.

Not playing the game. Should be a public record orf users. For its secrecy inducing status I say Bastard Jollop.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

27 thoughts on “Propofol

  1. Of course the police and district attorneys office allowed his body to be creamated before cause of death was established. Corrupt cunts.

  2. Meditation works better than that chemical shit. But it won’t make any pharmaceutical company, or doctor a shit load of cash.

    • Surely meditation is just more pseudoscience quackery.

      There seems to be little or no evidence to suggest closing your eyes and making up your own dreams while you’re awake has any medical benefits or any basis in fact scientifically.
      Nuts and bolts clinical trials type proof….that are repeatable are what’s needed.

      Can’t find any.

      • What an ignorant comment. Please tell me you’re not as fucking thick as you sound.

      • I won’t sink to your level and insult you. I’ll rise above that and just ask for some proof of any beneficial effects.
        That’s all.

      • He made a good point QDM ,JR stated his opinion on why he thought meditation was useless.
        You just insulted his intelligence and his comment instead of disputing his claim

  3. Being home to a potentially lethal drug makes you proud to be british Sir Stoke? funny set of morals but why stop there good sir? you know heroin was invented in blighty by a british chemist.

    In fact heroin was legal(over the counter no less) in the early 1900’s and was made by bayer but found out the hard way that they invented the most addictive and pleasureable opiod known to man… whoops sorry earth.

  4. Thanks for letting me know about this stuff Sir Limply, definitely need some of that the next time Ive had too much coke, been up all night and walked from the Bedroom to the Living room 30 times out of my head not being able to sleep. You wouldn’t know someone who knows someone would you?

  5. Muhammad Ali deserves a cunting, some fucking arsehole who swung his fists is lauded over as some kind of God.
    He was shit in the ring, shit at painting and even shitter are prose.

    Amazing how this cunts gets 18 hours of exposure on BBC News/Sky News etc, but some squaddie who served in Northern Ireland and was sanctioned and lost his benefits and then died is a mere afterthought.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/killed-benefits-cuts-starving-soldier-3923771

    Fucking about time people woke up, fuck Ali, fuck sport-stars, fuck athletes, fuck actors, fuck politicians fuck the Royals.

    • Royals….tera-cunts, the late(x) Pantomime Princess Margaret, wrecked herself on fags and booze at our expense, Edinburgh, a rancid old nazi, and none of them give a TOSS about us, so why should we care a fuck about them – noncey-paedos, the Ugliest Sisters Bee and YouJaney with their ridiculous Jamie Oliver-cunty fat lips (mind you, looking at their parents, it’s a sodding miracle the juniors can waddle upright on their hind legs). And the ridiculous, but thankfully dead old bag ER1 was more toxic than a shoal of box jellies. Horrid nasty little smug sprogs they keep dropping too, shit-faced CUNTS. Most of them are illegitimate… and not just Andrew and that weird ginger bogbrush thing; it goes back MUCH further…

      • As a direct descendent of William I via his g-g-grandson – as is my wife – that probably explains why I’m inbred enough to run shit like ISAC 😉

        I feel for my kids too as I married my 15th cousin 🙁

  6. “He was shit in the ring, shit at painting and even shitter at prose.”

    Fucking auto-correct

  7. I hope it continues to be the one of Choice for a few other celebs If this is the case. How’s about a couple a day from the doctor to cunts that could include Russell Brand, bono, Madonna, Robbie Williams and Graham Norton?

  8. Tip me titfer to Ali for holding oit to 74 given he was practically brain dead for years. Trouble was his style degenerated from “rope a dope” to “shred me head”. Looked like he was on Propofol for his last few fights and there after.

    If you want to score some orf the magic milk (as Wacko Jacko called it) start giving an anesthetist nurse the finger or find a dodgy quack orn EBAY. Otherwise these lads will sort you oit: https://panjiva.com/Manufacturers-Of/propofol

  9. His name was Cassius Clay AKA Muhammad Ali He was called the Louisville Lip. The 3 time heavyweight champion boxer Now on his death bed in Phoenix AZ. He really was the Greatest.I could post every night for the next 5 years and still not cover all the things he did in his life so I will hold it down to just one. Sonny Liston vs Cassius Clay February 1964. When Cassius started his Pro career he didn’t want to go through the long tedious journey to the title. He instead elected to buy A bus and paint I’m the Greatest on it and fallow then Heavy Weight Champ Sonny Liston around and hound him for A chance at the title. Finally he got his shot. Here’s that fight:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OezriPEepZs You will see at the beginning of the video why they called him the Louisville Lip.
    The Rematch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8DR0P0PV5c
    It was controversial till this day.

  10. Ah, the great Sonny Liston mob fixed betting scam.
    Liston was expected to win because he was World Champion, white and Ali was a cocky black man in the racist America of the 1960’s
    Hence, all the money was on Liston, one of the most obviously fixed fights in history. :p

  11. I can’t be doing with people claiming boxing is beautiful and skilful. It’s two silly cunts punching each other. In very, very homo outfits.

    • If there ever was any honour or respect in boxing, its long gone.
      It’s now just glitzy showbiz with flash cunts strutting to the ring with cuntish rap music bellowing out.
      And why any cunt wants to cuddle a sweaty stranger for twelve rounds is plain weird.

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