EU Foreign Ministers

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The EU Foreign Ministers are a bunch of ubercunts.

At an emergency meeting this morning in Berlin – where else would the Fourth Reich meet? – they demand that Britain starts talks immediately on Brexit.

Have these dim gormless bullying bastards not realised that having voted to leave, we can’t be pushed around any more? We’re leaving, you cunts!

So we’ll do it in our own times and we’ll decide when and how so kindly fuck the fuck off you cunts!

Seig Heil and fuckity bye!

Nominated by: Dioclese

43 thoughts on “EU Foreign Ministers

  1. Why wasn’t William Oliver Healey shot instead of Jo Cox?
    Healey is probably a freeloading student cunt with rich parents…
    In this life we can’t demand a second go at things. just because we don’t get our way… Maybe Healey (a bogtrotting cunt anyway) is too used to getting his?

    • I’m afraid to say I think we’ve been a tad harsh on Healey… see my post in response to boilsmypiss just below.

  2. Too right. It’s a case of toys out of the pram time. The wheels on the gravy train have finally seized up. The EU loved us so much, they want to boot us out faster than a joint of topside at a Hindu wedding. Good Cunt Riddance I say. I very much voted Leave and I’m pleased with the result. About time too. Britain has decided enough’s enough and fucked out of a shit situation.

  3. The referendum ‘re-run’ petition has over 1.5 million signatures …. once it reaches 17, 410, 742 +1 …. then maybe the Govt. could pay a little attention to it.

    • It may well exceed that number given the anount of non UK resident, non UK citizens signing it. Proably set up a kiosk in Calias so them cunts can sign it.

    • The hilarious thing is that this “petition” has been completely misreported by the press (and, I confess, by yours truly in an earlier post).

      The petition does NOT “demand a second referendum” – it was actually set up back in May to try to change the rules of the referendum which just took place. But it failed. Now some know-nothing cunts have started signing it because they were too busy virtue-signalling to read the fucking thing properly.

      Also, if you visit the petition page and click on “Get Petition Data” you can see that most of recent hundreds of thousands of signatures have been created by a bot of some description – email addresses in Ghana, Congo, Benin, Lebanon, Guadeloupe, etc and fake names like ‘Iain Duncan Smith’ . The media are cunts for misreporting it and the student activists are cunts for signing something they haven’t even read properly. The referendum fallout is turning into a bigger Cuntfest than Glastonbury.

      • True. But there are more petitions that do call for a second referendum. Then again, that’s democracy. That’s why I created one with the contrary view…

      • Fuck Healey… He is still a cunt and a pathetic bad loser twat, and so are the Paedo Protecting Broadcasting Corporation… Trying to stir the shit by saying it is petition for a second referendum, when it isn’t… And this petition was/is probably signed by a load of non-Brits and foreign cunts who sign their name with an ‘x’…. They lost, so fuck the lot of them…

  4. Tears from cunts who really don’t have a clue why this has happend. “Let’s get the fuckers out before the Dutch and the Danes get any ideas. Make sure we tell both those Governments not to dare have a referendum” seems to be the philosophy behind this. That and some sort of “punishment” for daring to stand up against the cunts.

    Jean-Claude Cunter sounds like he would declare war any minute. And the UK commissioner in the EU has resigned it seems. Lord Hill ( had anyone heard of the cunt before this?) has decided to leave his well paid and well expensed job doing whatever the fuck he was doing in Brussels. That must be one of the job losses the Remain campaign warned us about.

    Fuck the Foreign Ministers. Trying to get rid of the UK quickly so that they can make room at the table for Erdogan and his Ottoman hordes probably. Well, good luck the rest of Europe when that lot come knocking on your door. They nearly got to Vienna 300 odd years ago. This time they can get to the North Sea without even thinking about it. Get those Martello towers back in action. And I think we need a few extra Destroyers while we’re at it.

  5. David Lammy wants to ignore the referendum and get Parliament to decide. Thanks to Pat Condell for Tweeting that one.

  6. Apparently Merkel wants to take a softer approach to Brexit, she has probably worked out welcoming as many refugees as can lose their passports in Nigeria isn’t exactly going to sit any better when kicking the shit out of Britain for daring to reject the EU.

    Now Angie has given me an idea, all those remain voters so desperate to remain in the EU should head for Berlin to claim asylum. She couldn’t refuse them as they are victims of far right racist abuse at the hand of the Leave voters. Doesn’t matter that the leave voters in question are actually friends, family and colleagues of said remain voters.

    Germany is welcome to 16 million spineless cunts with no loyalty to Great Britain, should free up plenty of housing and hospital places as well.

    Fuck off Boris I am standing for PM, I am offering real solutions here.

    PM Sixdog Vomit today physically removed Jihadi Jeremy from parliament and told him to “have a fucking word with himself”

    • The EU is fucked.If they make it easy for us to leave others will want to leave.If they treat us like shit then the other nations will see how dark Brussels really is and want to leave too.They are fucked.

  7. I going to start a petition to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Berlin, best to sort all of this stuff out early

  8. The sooner we fucking leave this shower of cunts the better. Especially to see the bad-losers piss their pants in furious manner.

  9. So, a majority of the people who voted in the referendum decided to vote leave. This isn’t good enough for some people though, particularly students. Democracy isn’t actually democracy for these cunts unless THEY win. So, some bell end starts a petition demanding a SECOND referendum, because the first one was wrong, and now it has two million signatures.

    On top of that, some arseholes are now saying that they regret voting leave. Well tough shit. You’ve made your vote, you can’t take it back now. And of course now we have that complete fucking knob end, David Lammy saying that the referendum isn’t binding and we should have another. As sure as night follows day, the one thing you guarantee is that some MP from the shallow end of the Westminster gene pool will jump on the bandwagon.

    Well listen up all you whingeing cocksuckers. The vote is DONE. It was FAIR and it was DEMOCRATIC. And most certainly fucking IS binding. You have NO RIGHT to start bitching just because you didn’t win. Suck it the fuck up and move on.

    • Nice one, QDM… I am sure all these coloured haired, pierced nosed, never worked in their lives, daddy will take care of it student cunts bring out the Paul Calf in all of us… What the fuck is this spoilt bastard mentality? I didn’t like it when Maggie got in, but I didn’t throw a tantrum and demand another election… It’s not how the British do things… These Violet Elizabeth cunts should be ashamed of themselves…

      And a greenbottle on a turd has more dignity than Wee Burney Sturgeon… If a nuclear bomb dropped on Scotland and there was nobody left the toxic dwarf would still be calling for another independence referendum… The majority of Scots voted to stay part of Britain… What part of that doesn’t that gargoyle with lipstick understand?….

  10. Urgent cunting request: David Lammy MP (Labour Tottenham)

    The Rt Hon David Lammy wants parliament to vote to over turn the referendum result. Born in London of Guyanese parents I suspect David doesn’t feel British the same way I do. Probably bears some resentment towards Britain dues to the Empire and sums up in one person the issues with allowing people with no real national heritage or loyalty to be elected. Now I realise this will be considered very racist but I wouldn’t care if he was white.

    I find it incredibly insulting that this man expresses gratitude to the British people by trying to deny them their wish to exit the EU.

    Not only are you a cunt David Lammy but you are an ungrateful treacherous cunt. If London hadn’t been flooded with immigrants many of whom like David have no loyalty to the UK the constituents of Tottenham would surely be rising up and demanding this man is removed from parliament.

    Brexit is just the start, there are a lot more wrongs to be righted, people need to take a good look at who they are voting for. You can be black and British but to be so you have to have some heritage and history in this nation.

    • Shit you beat me too it.Lammy is a fucking disgraceful cunt!I cannot believe a member of an elected institution would be so anti democracy.He should have the whip withdrawn.He won`t though as the labour party is full of cunts that despise the electorate.Hence why they have lost their key support in the North.These metropolitan elitists believe that they are superior in terms of intellect and judgement to the people they purport to represent!He is probably just sad that when he is older and has failed in politics he wont be able to fuck off to Europe and get elected undemocratically like that welsh shitbag Neil Kinnock or that slimy creepy little arse licking pile of semen Peter Mandelson.Also Keith Vaz is a cunt for nearly crying on national TV the morning after we left.Probably for the same reasons.If you were a British MP with no prospect of succeeding in the UK parliament up until a few days ago you could fuck off and get yourself a cushty little bureaucratic job in the EU without any non politician voting you in.

    • The cunt is like shit that you get on your shoe. Initially annoying but ultimately you’ll forget about it and move on.

      Alternatively, he’s an arrogant, snobbish, Londoncentric, blinkered cunt. And he wants to be the next leader of New Hamas aka the Labour Party. Or the vice president of the Independent Socialist Republic of Londonstan. Motto: Refugees, Luvvies and Eddie Izzard welcome here. Except in Kensington. Rich Arabs with Lamborghinis only.

      It’s over David Lammy. Move on or fuck off.

      • I much prefer not having to walk in shit in the first place Dirk.

        Trouble is there is so much shit on the political landscape not only are we walking in it, we have been breathing in the stench so long that many of us accept is as normality and the younger folk have no idea what clean air smells like.

      • I agree but Lammy is getting stuck in it. Up to his neck. It’s quite amusing watching people like him trying to squirm out out of the mess they created. The mess that the rest of us have rejected but we are now castigated as racist, xenophobic andstupid.

        Let him carry on. The more he postures, the more ridiculous and embittered he looks. Hopefully, although I’m not optimistic, there will be less of a stench. My guess is that it will be a different stench but it will be one we decided to go for.

      • He may indeed look like a ridiculous cunt but he is a ridiculous cunt who directly votes on the legislation we bot live under.

        Lammy is suggesting that his vote and the vote of 649 mostly bought and paid for cunts should and in reality do hold more sway than 17 million citizens.

        If Corbyn had any balls he would force the cunt to stand down and force a by election.

      • Nice one Sixdog.

        Normality is no longer what’s normal but what is accepted as normal.

    • This cunt Lammy looks like a young Idi Amin. Perhaps he’s modelling himself on the former Ugandan perpetrator of corruption, butchering, canniblism and a list to long to post. Democracy wasn’t Amin’s bag and it’s not Lammy’s either.

  11. God I hate YouTube car vloger Shmee 150 I’ve nominated him twice before but no joy yet..
    This man is a massive cunt and you just know he voted to remain.
    This cunt doesn’t know the meaning of the word recession or minimum wage.
    He’s a fat tongue rich daddy’s boy tory pride marching cunt..spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on cars and trying to get us excited about it, day after day putting his shit on the net,oh I’m in Italy oh ,I’m in America,oh I’m in Monaco….me I’m in a factory inYorkshire..fuck off and keep it to yourself…..

  12. Any cunt that thinks that leaving the EU will change anything significant is a double cunt! I saw some of our well informed members of the public on TV this morning giving the reasons they voted leave: ‘More jobs’ ‘get our identity back’ ‘everything is going to be all right now’ …. FFS it’s our government and all the previous cunts that have fucked things up.

    The biggest threat we have to ‘our identity’ is all the nuslim cunts who hate us and hate everything about our way of life & if we do not want to join their fucking club and read their one and only fucking book then they want to kill us. And all the cunts in Calais will still be fighting to get over here as they know we are a soft touch.

    I think I heard that Boris Johnson moose knuckle mention we should have a points system like Australia for migrants, did not hear him mention we will need to set up a few interment camps,( sorry they are now called Immigration detention facilities ) on some god forsaken island off Scotland to keep the fuckers in for a few years while we process the paper work. Cunt!

    So someone tell me please what do you expect will change by us leaving the EU ?

    (And don’t mention the millions of pounds we will save, it will cost us to play along like Norway & my bet is that any extra cash will be made by cutting the millions we send over to those honest gentlemen in Nigeria. & no fucking shapes of banana’s or light bulbs and vacuum cleaner nonsense)

    Right skeptical Cunt.

  13. I remember not voting in the referendum that ended up a victory for those that wanted a Welsh parliament. I thought they would never get it, so I didn’t bother to vote. When I woke the next morning and saw that it had been successful I was fucking livid with myself for not getting off my arse and voting no. That day I promised myself that I would always vote, no matter what, even if it only gives me the right to moan about the result. And by moan, I mean call them cunts, and then get on with the rest of my life and make the best of it. That’s democracy. Anything else is only fit for the Middle East or North Korea.

  14. To Sixdog Vomit:

    As you correctly surmised, Corbyn has no balls. He lost them during his circumcision when he joined his local branch of ISIS (ISlington Is Sunni). The knife slipped and both fell out.

    Lammy is a cunt amongst cunts. I hope he keeps spouting his shite. He makes himself look ridiculous and Corbyn look even more useless when he can’t rein in cuntish MPs like him. Why didn’t he say this before the result? Prick.

  15. Tim Farron needs an emergency cunting.He is running on a platform of keeping us in the EU. What a slimy democracy hating seedy little cunt.How a leader of a democracy can go against a democratic vote has made him possibly the cunt of the year!

  16. Glastonbury: Did that fat cunt, Adele get her dress from Carpet Warehouse?

    And anyone watching Adele instead of New Order on BBC4 is a cunt…

  17. Gandhi had a hindus and muslims (and a big fucking problem- can’t think why)
    he moved all the muslims to pakistan and let them get on with it
    We have leavers and remainers
    all the english, welsh and irish remainers can go to scotland or northen ireland and we’ll take the irish and scots leavers and trident
    give northen ireland and scotland independence plus their share of the national debt based upon the new head-counts
    while the unelected eurocrats / commissioners are waiting for england and wales to get their arse in gear and activate article 50 they can be inducting northen ireland and scotland to the eugh
    and we’ll have to build a big fucking wall along the england/scotland border – we can probably get donald trump to do it as a practice for his us/mexico wall
    nearly forgot about gibraltar – give it or sell it to spain; any RN boats we have there can come back to patrol our coastal waters for people smugglers

    • I have been wondering for a long time why we don’t give northern Ireland back to the Irish. Repatriate any northern Irish that still want to he English and then send all of our illegal immigrants leftard cunts and goat rapists to fill the void.

      Works for me.

      • Me too… Let’s see those Sinn Fein cunts deal with that… They’d probably be begging the British Army to get rid of all the Iron Curtain gyppos, muzzie cunts and all the other vermin before too long… We should also send them all our useless, spoonfed, ‘aren’t we zany!’ student cunts as well… I can imagine all those posh twats with their ludicrously dyed hair and stupid clothes shouting pro-IRA slogans…

  18. Waiting for the breaking news of the mass Goebbels family style suicide at the Kinnock residence… The sheer despair they must feel as their gravy train falls spectacularly off the Brexit cliff…

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