Double Standards

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I would like to nominate Double Standards for a cunting on this esteemed website.

I don’t know about anyone else but I am heartily sick of this current row about anti-Semitism in the Labour Party. Let the record show that I simply DON’T GIVE A FUCK about Israel/Palestine. Those cunts have been at each other’s throats for fucking years and probably will be for years to come. This conflict has zero relevance to British politics and we should simply mind our own fucking business. In fact, this applies to the whole damn Middle East.

The idea that Israel is uniquely wicked and the source of all the problems in the Middle East is complete and utter bollocks. If all the Jewish Israelis decided to move to New York (as the delightfully racist Nazi Shah suggested) and hand over Israel to the kleptocratic cunts of the Palestinian Authority and the religious faggots of Hamas, the result would not be peace in our time. They would not even take the time out for a celebratory piss-up ‘cos their imaginary friend doesn’t approve of booze (along with pork, women’s hair, clitorises, music and fun in general). They would be at each other’s throats before the last planeload of Jewish people had left Israeli airspace. The wankers in the Middle East don’t seem to be able to get on with anyone – Saudis hate Iranians, Turks hate Kurds, cunts hate twats, etc-fucking-etc. Everyone (the Yanks, the UN, us) should keep their noses out of the Middle East and just let them have the giant race/sectarian war they are clearly itching to have.

In the past twenty or so years, the Labour Party and the BBC-Guardianazi wankstains who run the UK media have fully embraced identity politics. Everything now is “phobia” this and “ism” that. Forgive me but what happened to individual rights and responsibilities – the very cornerstone of English common law. I firmly believe (and I think this is the philosophy of this splendid website) that you are a cunt because of what you DO not because of what you ARE.

Curiously, Jewish people and Israel appear to have been excluded from the protection that identity politics affords to every other minority group:

– When an Islamist prick blows the place up quoting chapter and verse from the Koran, the media falls over itself saying that Muslims are not to blame and that the events have nothing to do with Islam. When the IDF goes psycho or does something cuntish, somehow all Jews are to blame;

– Some black Americans play the victim about slavery (ended 150 years ago) and some Muslims whine about the Crusades (700-900 years ago) as if these events somehow justify cuntishness today. Jewish people who mention Auschwitz – still (just) in living memory – are accused of playing the Holocaust card;

– Turkey illegally occupies northern Cyprus, China swallows Tibet – silence. Israel occupies the West Bank and (used to) occupy Gaza – frenzied media BS;

– Islamist maniacs fire rockets from hospitals, kindergartens and residential areas in a deliberate attempt to kill civilians – no problem. IDF fires back – bedlam.

– Almost all countries have borders that have been forged by violence. Israel’s violent birth is the subject of wanky BBC documentaries about whether it has the “right” to exist. If Israel should return land to the Palestinians then the Arabs should return Egypt to the Copts and the Turks should bugger off back to central Asia and let that Greek priest finish his mass from 1453;

– Holocaust denial has returned to the sewer from whence it came but Holocaust inversion is all the rage;

– People who know fuck all about anything are experts in Zionism. Zionism has always been a controversial idea amongst Jews but at its heart is the idea that Jewish people are entitled to their own nation-state. Why is anti-Zionism so great then? Because most people don’t know what Zionism is and use the word in the same way Rick from The Young Ones called everything he disliked “Fascist.” The figleaf of anti-Zionism is just as racist as old-fashioned anti-Semitism. Why are the Jewish people the only national group who should be denied their own nation-state? If I said the Peruvians, the Congolese or the Burmese should be denied their own state, I would be dismissed as a loon. Why not Israelis?

– Refugees in camps on the border of Israel are the BBC-Guardianazis’ favourite victims. Israel is castigated for ethnically-cleansing its land in 1948. But somehow it is forgotten that an equal number of Jewish people were expelled from Arab countries at the same time. These Jewish communities had existed for centuries before Mo was looking for dates at the Mecca kindergarten. Israel absorbed the Jewish refugees; Arab countries preferred to leave their “brothers” to rot as political pawns.

Again, let me just say I have no love for Israel. The current Israeli government is particularly cuntish and is led by a man who could start an argument in an empty room. Israel has behaved foolishly in not pulling out of the West Bank when it left Gaza in 2005 and does seem to be held hostage to its own religious maniacs and far right buffoons. It’s the double standards I hate. Israel is a (flawed) democracy, Arab citizens have equal rights and one Arab chap sits on Israel’s Supreme Court whilst another is deputy chief of the Israeli police force. Name a single Arab country that has the same rights for Jews. In fact, name a single Arab country that has the same rights for Arabs as Israel.

And no, I am not Jewish, I don’t have a rabbi-fixation and I am not a tool of the Zionist World Conspiracy. All pointless anti-Semites reading this, please FUCK OFF in advance; I gave up looking at your illiterate, conspiracy-theory-laden, pro-Muslim ravings months ago. Enjoy the Jihad against punctuation.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

13 thoughts on “Double Standards

  1. 100% with you. Never understood the left tolerance of Islam’s obnoxious repressive culture while whining about Jews, wimmins rights, LGB or whatever the fuck, freedom of speech etc etc ad nauseam.

  2. Best cunting ever and 100% accurate. Couldn’t have put it better myself.

  3. Agreed totally, and given the choice of living in any of the Middle East or Israel, the only democracy in the area, I know what my choice would be. The terrorist group Hamas purposely fires from civilian areas so that when Israel retaliates they can whine when women and children get killed, they are complete scum.

  4. Am I ever fucking happy I’m not living in Old Blighty any more. Seems like you can’t even open your mouth to say good morning without some cunt gets upset.
    Our left here in Canada isn’t quite so bad, but the fucking feminists and gays make up for it . Every day on our National Radio (The CBC, which is the spawn of the BBC) we’re treated to harrowing tales about poor young kids who can’t take a piss in their designated washroom or lesbians who didn’t get promoted because blowing the male boss was outside their sexual preference.
    Surprisingly, Muslims, Chinese , East Indians etc. get along here without causing too much trouble .Of course there’s the odd fucking looney who wants us to apologise for past sins but mostly there’s none of the horseshit that goes on in England.
    The only real trouble we have on a regular basis is black guys shooting one another in Toronto but that’s because of the drug trade that they seem to be deeply involved in.
    A rebirth of Ferdinand and Isabella working alongside that guy Milosevic is what’s needed to get things back on the straight ( pun intended) and narrow

  5. Is Judaism a nationality like Peruvian ? I thought it was a religion ? So can you explain again why Jews should have there own nation state ?

  6. Any cunt who thinks killing innocents including kids is politics is a Cunt, that includes our Government and the Israeli government. There are plenty of Jews inside and outside Israel who don’t agree the Government of Israel. Islam? Islam is a cunt, all of it, hear about the religion of peace and hear about no true Muslim would do this and that, well the true Muslims don’t seem be doing fuck all to stop the fake ones do they? Religion? Crock of shit to manipulate the shitheads of the world. All the three main religions tell us about an all knowing all powerful God, if he gave a shit about the Middle East he would surely pop down have a word and its all sorted. So if these fucktards believe in this all powerful God it should be plain to them he don’t give a flying fuck about the camel dung shithole.

    I don’t give a flying fuck what colour you are or what creed, if you are able to justify killing innocents for the “cause” you are a cunt of the lowest most festering puss filled dick repellent kind.

    LabCon, one party to faces both faces CUNTS.

  7. A wonderful refreshing cunting. Well done! we should leave the Middle East to sort it’s own problems out. How can we help when all the fuckwits hate each other? What is the point? Fuck them all though I do admire Israel for standing up for their people and not shitting on their own like the UK state.

    • WE should leave the Middle East? WE?! I agree WE should leave the Middle East had WE not dropped a couple of million of the one peoples/religion that would upset the, albeit shit, status quo the Middle East had after being comparatively untouched by the Second World War.
      The displaced Jews were a “problem” to the West and instead of being on the side of the righteous, which we undoubtedly had been through that conflict, we decide to bulldoze some poor cunts homes in the middle of a shit hole like the Middle East who had next to nothing to do with it because it says that’s where the Jews belong in another one of those ancient bull-shit books which cause us all so much trouble.
      No Jew-hater, no Muslim-lover, all religion is complete dog shit as far as I’m concerned, but the creation of the State of Israel is an absolute disgrace and embarrassment The West should hang their heads about every single day.
      If my old mans home had been turned to rubble to allow some cunt from, I dunno, Lebanon to set up shop and then I had to watch them live the good life while me and my family watched from the comparative cess-pit over the road I can tell you I would kick up quite the fucking stink too.

      • Why should I be responsible for something that members of the ruling classes of the country I was born in did years before I was born. Fuck off.

      • Who said you were responsible? My point is sticking two fingers up to the Middle East and saying “Yeah, you carry on you silly cunts. Look at the mess you’ve got yourselves into” when that mess was created by nations such as our own is a bit fucking rich.
        We are’t gonna solve their issues now, I agree with you there, but when you say “…all the fuckwits hate eachother..” surely you must accept that half of those fuckwits are in that position because of the likes of the UK completely shitting -out of taking on the problems caused by Europe in the first place.
        We brushed our shitty WWII crumbs under the Middle Eastern rug and if we can’t at least acknowledge that then we are just as big cunts as the murdering pricks in that area.
        Also, considering this is a post on Double Standards it seems a little ironic to tell me to fuck off because I don’t believe the creation of Israel was the right thing to do, you admiring the Israelis for standing up for themselves then not wanting any association with the ruling class of the time. Would that be the same ruling class that led Britain in defending it’s borders from intrusion by, I dunno, the Nazis? So you’re happy to take the results of their efforts to give us the freedom we have today but you’re unwilling to consider those same people royally helped in fucking up an entire global region? Albeit a dreadfully shit one.

    • Have come across the before. The multiculturalists will brand it racist, offensive, xenophobic, bigoted. The more they deny something the more factual it is. Islam is an ideology, it is a system of oppression and hate,

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