Its getting warmer now which brings a lot of benefits (seeing sexy women wearing a lot less, cheaper Gas And Electric bills etc). However this time of year also brings with it those met annoying of cunts FLIES, see my last cunting(https://is-a-cunt.com/2015/09/flies-2/) for more info.
I would like to add they are fucking horrible cunts who like to be sick on shit and then eat it, If that’s not cunt behaviour I don’t know what is and they are irritating cunts as well especially when you get the odd massive cunt of a Fly who sounds like a fucking lawnmower in the room.
Does anyone actually like the cunts? Flies are fucking cunts!
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt
Those little fruit fly things are cunts. Appear out of nowhere and do their little fly-dance in front of your laptop, the buggers. Very distracting when you’re concentrating hard on some quality porn.
Nominated by: Fleaboy
Where do you find quality porn these days? I see dyed, shaved, tattooed, pierced horrors with so much make-up on their faces that even their relatives wouldn’t recognize them. Some quality would be a nice change.
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Pretty much anything with Dani Daniels gets my vote.
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A bit of WD-40 is good for flies… The little cunts spaz about, breakdancing, then they snuff it… Dirty little cunts…
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Diane Abbott is rarely seen outside on warm days……
http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ButtAttractingFlies_20140405.jpg
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Gawd, that is the ..most…disgusting thing I have EVER seen…apart from the Flabbott’s front-end
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Wish I could unsee that. Thanks a lot!
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Have to cunt…
Wellness…
Just WTF is it? Is it “Health”, as in spa etc? Some twatty hipster-speak? And “Sexual Wellness”??! I haven’t really got tertiary syphilis… No, honestly, my sense of humour’s always been this rank.
eg. My parrot is not in a considerable state of wellness
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Just been out to my garage and what do I see? A fucking great blue bottle bastard flying around. No matter, thought I, as I went about my business. My garage is massive so I figured it would have plenty of space to fly around in without bothering me. Nope. Son of a bitch flies directly at my left eye. Fortunately I wear glasses which prevented the bastard getting in my eye ball and my laser like reflexes swatted it to the floor where I stamped on it several times. The cunt.
Flies are cunts for sure. Just don’t get me started on the fucking mosquitoes. Utterly useless cunts they are.
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Slightly tangentially, I know… the remake of “The Fly” was shite, just like their diet. Original b/w was much better. Emma Watson irritating enough to be a bluebottle…
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Never will see the appeal of Watson… Has no tits, boyish, and a favourite of the ‘but she’s just become overage now, so it’s acceptable’ Woody Allenesque none brigade….
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Nonce brigade that should say…
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I remember being freaked out, grossed out and scared shitless when I saw The Fly movie. The re-make with Jeff Goldblum or whatever his name is. I must check out the original.
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