Peter Stringfellow

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Peter Stringfellow, the leathery skinned grinning idiot.

Anyone whose Wikipedia page includes him being an assistant tie salesman (for 3 weeks) and being in an open prison for selling stolen carpets has got to be a cunt of magnificent proportions! The image of him his wirey frame water skiing on a current advert will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

Oh shit now I’m thinking of the old fart coming in his 29 year old wife’s arse!

Nominated by: Donkey Kong’s Balls

8 thoughts on “Peter Stringfellow

  1. Proof that women will suck any old crusty cock if you have enough money in the bank.
    See Jerry Hall marrying Rupert Murdoch for further proof!

  2. Is she sure that when the old cunt “passes over” she will get the money? This twat is so old he is directly related to Australopithecus Must be like fucking a mummy. As Mr Boaby stated above some women will suck anything for the chance of a crack at the dosh. What about her parents? what must it be like to call someone almost as old as the fucking universe “son” Shit must find my meds.

  3. I bet he pays his skank gold digging wife to shit on his chest for kicks now……piss loves ok if you can find it but not turds…..no no!!!!!

    • Can’t see myself straddling this one to take a dump, but would happily throw shit at him……….no charge…

      • Have a pot or two of frozen yogurt first, then you could projectile shit with almost no pelvic effort whatsoever. Not that it makes it any less of a horrible chore. What the fuck do they see in this twatty old disco swindler.

  4. What does Stringfellow’s wife see in him? Before she married / dated him she was (I’m guessing) a nameless topless / porn model. These days, she’s a nameless “Mrs Stringfellow”. That’s progress for you…

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