Simon Schama

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Having suffered the obsequious twat, Simon Schama, on Question Time flapping around like a twatting windmill and getting really pissed off it’s high time this nutter got cunted.

His idea of history is incredulous and he always speaks as though he’s just come out of the dentist. And the fucker earns his living in the states so how come he feels it’s his jehovah given right to pontificate on British history. He needs a real good trashing.

And to top it all the Beeb has the audacity to give the twat a series on civilisation with the aptly named Mary Beard and some other git.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

26 thoughts on “Simon Schama”

  1. 4 x 2 self appointed defender of israel ( read: bbc employee ), a voice that would bore drying paint to death, and waving arms that would have Don Quixote reaching for his lance and an all out general cunt.

    I remember a good chuckle at a review of his books: ‘rich fruit cakes full of raisins, currants, nuts and glacé cherries’ (from memory) I think fruit cake just about covers it.

    Well Cunted.

    He’s a CUNT!

    • At least Magnus had a real doctorate. This lazy moron never completed his, too busy bombing the West Bank. Not only a pretend historian but a dim one.

  4. Good cunting arsebiscuit!

    Schama is a pompous, odious cunt, alongside all the other BBC teat-sucking gobshites. (too many to list) Just check the listings for BBC4, the channel is full of them, cunts with shit phd’s from Bognor Regis Uni all given series after series at the expense of license payers.
    I can’t wait till the BBC is inevitable full subscription, all these cunts will have to sign-on as no commercial channel would employ them.

    • No No No, you are talking bollocks, sorry but you are, the nearest scrotes to the nazi’s are the Islamic nutters. They did in fact support the nazi’s cos they wanted to destroy the Jews. I believe the most popular western books in much of the Islamic World are Mien Kampf and the protocols of the elders of zion which is a tsarist forgery produced in Russia. Israel the only democratic state in the region. Israel the only Democracy in the whole region Nazi no chance no way. I am not Jewish neither are any of my friends and family I do not have an axe to grind, I just have a very good knowledge of the history of the region and the social-political workings of said region. Which of course means I am a rabid facist nutter etc. etc and the sworn enemy of all right (left) minded people. My intention is not to cause offence in this instance just make use of all this validated by many reliable sources knowledge that I have accrued. Thank you for reading. House calls till 16.00hrs

      • He’s right tho and you can’t just say they are only going after “Islamic nutters” because they rarely do.The IDF have killed children and young mothers they don’t even follow rules of engagement . They have used white phosphorus and flechette shells both of which has been made very illegal. The other huge issue is the removal of palestinian homes they will come to your house at 3 o’clock in the mourning force you out. Next thing your homeless and they bulldoze your bloody house down.
        If they were just attacking terrorists this would be a different story but they are attacking civilians and very poor people this all ties in to migrants forced to come here to europe . I swear this is all planned in some strange way I don’t know but israel innocent? not in the slightest. Why are they helping syrian rebels aka terroristss? btw it makes no sense http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Report-Israel-treating-al-Qaida-fighters-wounded-in-Syria-civil-war-393862

      • Not taking one side or the other but let’s not forget that both sides use propaganda and who knows what out of any of it is true?

      • i saw a clip on rt i think of the idf booting over some palestinian in a wheelchair. i expect the disbaled lad said something provocative
        mind you the palestinians don’t do themselves any favours, first by looking for a gunfight and then turning up with a knife. your average israeli citizen is generally better armed than your card-carrying nra member

      • I gather Mien Kampfe has now been republished in Germany – kid you not. It’s been banned for years but no rereleased as a ‘significant historic text’ to be studied by students.

        And, no doubt, neo Nazis as well…

      • Mien Kampfe has been republished, I think I might have misheard it has 3000 foot notes now. I’ll stick to my 1937 translation; thank you very much oxfam.

      • You don’t even need Oxfam now, you can get a perfectly readable version for free online.
        Having said that it is an utterly boring load of fucking rubbish mostly regarding his dewy eyed imaginings as a rather pisspoor artist.
        Worth a gander but it ain’t riveting.
        Schama’s books are, on the other hand, complete bollocks and the cunt has no fucking right to draw a BBC backhander whilst domiciled in the USA, which is where he should be used as a target by those nice pro gun lobby chaps.
        I did enjoy Rod Liddle (even though he’s a cunt himself), fucking him over on question time.
        Surely they’ve got something on the twisted mouth contortionist at Scotland Yard, or they could just make up a big fib and incarcerate the twat.

      • ‘I am not Jewish neither are any of my friends and family I do not have an axe to grind, I just have a very good knowledge of the history of the region and the social-political workings of said region’

        Fantastic, then do enlighten me as I know absolutely nothing about the history of that region and would relish somebody obviously as learned as yourself to share your knowledge. Tell me about the King David Hotel bombing for starters if you would, from what you actually know would be nice without the aid of google but i’m sure you’re honest enough to say either way.

      • Indeed, ever since they stole that land in 1948 Israel has gotten away with murder, genocide and who knows what else.
        They are seemingly untouchable and devoid of any criticism.
        Anyone who dares to critisize Israel is deemed anti-Semitic or a holocaust denier.
        MOSSAD orchestrated BBC News reports of conflict in the West Bank are always a treat, pure propaganda at it’s finest, they make Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News look liberal

        Fuck the Jews, Fuck the Arabs, Fuck the Catholic Church, but above all Fuck the BBC & Fuck Rupert Murdoch

  8. Sharma took hypocritical virtue signalling to a new level with that Question time appearance.Fuck off Sharma we dont fucking believe you.

    • And Schama gets a massive great fee for appearing on Question Time… The cunt gets even more if he does a series for the BBC… That’s why the condescending cunt hasn’t had a series on for a long time… The paedo protecting bastards at the beeb can’t afford the cunt full time… That’s a good thing for us viewers though…

  9. Much of history is opinion expressed as “fact”, mind you we can expect a lot of “fact” during the next few months

  10. Its this whole “the only reason you do not agree with me is because you are thick as fuck” sneering that seems to be the way that cunts like him belittle us plebs into believing the shit they spout. This is the strategy that the remain in the eu campaign are using, the conniving fucks.

  11. ‘Cryptic messengers’ are cunts…
    These spunkbubbles who will post totally untrue ‘speculation’ and total bullshit in the form of cryptic messages on social media just to get noticed or be popular are cunts of the highest order…

    Yesterday some look at me cunt on Twitter and some record shop in town posted these ‘cryptic’ messages about an ‘announcement’ concerning The Stone Roses… Some fans waited all day as they swallowed this bullshit, but I didn’t… I simply asked Mani, and he said it was bollocks and anything these pricks had posted was nothing to do with the band… He stated that fuck all would happen today (yesterday)…These cunts always talk (or post) bullshit… If they’ve got (or had) some genuine info to share then they would just share it… But they do all this teasing crap just to get followers and publicity and also because they actually know nothing… Set of cunts….

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