He did the all the wine tasting shit that you see the likes of real experts like Jilly Goolden and Oz Clarke doing. And he was all;
‘yeeeessss….I’m getting hints of oak, cloaked in elderberry, with a hint of cinnamon”.
He then turned to my mate, who was always a straight talking bloke, and asked;
“What are you getting”?
My mate smiled at him and replied;
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