Anthropomorphic Global Warming

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Climate change talks. What a load of cobblers.

To see them arguing about fractions of a degree and how much they want to control global warming is fucking hilarious. There is no proof of man made global warming . all the so called ‘evidence’ is computer modelling and 95% of those models have over-estimated global warming. The climate had not warmed at all in the last 16 years. The planet will do what it wants to do it always has done. CO2 makes of 0.4% of the atmosphere and our contribution to that is tiny.

Another myth is that 95% of scientists agree about MMGW. No – 95% of the scientists attached to the International Panel on Climate Change agree but they have a vested interest. There are thousands of scientists who are sceptical about our part in global warming. They just don’t get any air time.

Its all bollocks.

Nominated by: Ozmandias

16 thoughts on “Anthropomorphic Global Warming

  1. It is a wonderful excuse for governments to add a ‘green’ tax and rape our wallets though.

    Notice how it isn’t called global warming anymore, since a lot of people figured out that it is actually getting cooler in many places.

    Climate change, as it is now called has been occuring naturally since time began.

    But that is no excuse not to tax people for it.

    They must think we’re a bunch of cunts.

    • If the green tax cunts really wanna do some good get off their arse and do something about mass pollution and fracking. Instead of sniffing all that green tax or whatever else tax money up there nose. The tax avoiding corrupt cunts.

    • Indeed, climate-change is a fucking misnomer, because, wait for it, the climate changes, that is how a biosphere works, it has for millions of years.
      One day it is dry and sunny with 10 degrees, the next it rains and is 7 degrees!
      We have cycles, Spring, Summer, Autumn & Winter
      This is why these cunts have adopted climate-change as the slogan instead of global-warming, it is so ambiguous.

  2. Top cunting.

    It is all utter shite, no doubt dreamt up by the fat cats/cunts who then work out a cunty strategy to sell such things as ‘ozone friendly aerosols’ and all that bollocks.

    Why don’t people just spend more time giving less of a fuck about what earth is doing, as it will do it, and just chill out and enjoy their time on this planet?!

    Sometimes life will be a cunt, sometimes it will make you happy, just fucking crack on and enjoy, all us cunts will die of natural causes soon enough anyway.

  3. If global warming doesn’t exist then why the fuck is the missus on my case for still not having worn the scarf she got me for Christmas? It’s February for fuck’s sake and it’s not even cold enough to have to wear socks around the flat.

    Global warming exists, just ask my mate Doug. He knows about shit like this.

    • I asked Doug and he said he wasn’t your mate. Further more he called you a scarf avoiding cuntbubble

  4. I would like to cunt Stephanie McGovern, the business presenter on BBC Breakfast. Simply because she confuses me, in that I can’t decide whether I want her to sex me or her appearance disgusts me to the pit of my stomach.
    Masculine, moody, deep voiced, north-eastern, square-jawed, sexually bewitching cunt.

    • She is post-op transsexual, on the plus side, she has a massive cock.
      She fucked my arse once and boy is she well-hung, I have not been constipated since, they call me the ‘gaper’ now because my arse is so big, I have been smuggling melons full of cocaine from Spain to the UK for 12 years now, all thanks to Steph.
      I am very rich, but boy is my arse sore!

  5. Global Warming is man made or rather the idea of global warming is man made. I followed this back to a bunch of reprobates: Mann, Hughes and Bradley (from memory, been there can’t be arsed revisiting), all Dr’s with Mann being the chief instigator. The evidence is questionable, their methodology is questionable, or it would be if they released the same as is expected in the pier review process. Now of course you are a climate change denier should you dare to question the established order. I call calumny and point the finger of accusation at big business for which I have no absolute proof; a bit like the afore mentioned doctors of seaweed and pine cones.

    It’s a con.

    It’s a CUNT!

  6. i agree with all the above but in a direction change I would like to cunt valentines day as I’m already getting loads of emails about it,who makes up all these special days that allow supermarkets and theme shops to rinse you several times a year,also I would like to cunt the women who are never satisfied no mater what its not your birthday or Christmass….make it easy on us blokes rather than guess what you want we should be able to ask a simple question-
    [ how much do I need to spend to prevent you from being a cunt ] and if we could get away with that the world would be a much happier place…….fucking hell the things blokes put up with for sex basically we are all cunts tring to get into cunts

    • Unfortunately, there isn’t a valid answer to your question on spend levels.

      Most of the women I know are mind-fucking cunts, put on this earth by some evil bastard who didn’t want blokes going out for a guilt free pint now and then.

      And if my wife is reading this, I love you!! 😉

  7. Most righteous cunting in a while. Agenda 21 world tyranny driving by global cooling…..erm warming..shit that’s stopped, climate change, yeah lets use climate change cos the climates always changing and the pleb cunts will swallow it.

  8. Anyone who thinks we’re all gonna fry from global warming is a cunt.
    Anyone who believes a thing the IPCC says is a cunt.
    Anyone who thinks electric cars are great is a cunt.
    Anyone who thinks wind turbines are great is a cunt.
    I don’t believe a fucking thing about global warming/climate change/wotever. It’s all bollocks and I won’t be cunted off by anyone.
    And if you don’t agree with me you’re a cunt too and you can fuck off.

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