What an absolute load of fucking shit, Black Friday has arrived and the Great British Public are out like sheep under the misguided illusion they are getting an ‘absolute bargain’.
If you ever needed proof that people are mind-controlled then look at Black Friday.
Hoards of arseholes stampeding through the shops like they hadn’t eaten for 3 weeks all to get their XBOX for half-price. Fighting over the products like it’s a scrap of bread in the Gulag.
If you ever needed proof that people are mind-controlled then look at Black Friday.
Hoards of arseholes stampeding through the shops like they hadn’t eaten for 3 weeks all to get their XBOX for half-price. Fighting over the products like it’s a scrap of bread in the Gulag.
Now if that was not proof enough people are fucking moronic mind-controlled cunts, then the assumption they are getting it half-price is even more proof.
NO you are not getting it half-price, you are getting:
1. The retailer making 100% mark-up instead of the usual 200%
2. Old technology which is now slower but also cheaper because it is essentially obsolete.
Have you seen the new iPhone 6s advert? It starts out by saying:
“This is iPhone 6S, Not much has changed except it responds to the pressure of your finger”
Well fuck-me, Mrs Boaby responds the pressure of my fist, especially this time of year.
So …..
FUCK BLACK FRIDAY, FUCK THE GULLIBLE BRITISH PUBLIC, FUCK APPLE, FUCK IPHONE 6S & FUCK MRS BOABY
Happy Christmas ?
Nominated by: Boaby
I despair with the mentality of this country’s sheeple like population. There has to be a profit made down the line, the retailers don’t do it for the fun and approbation of the mindless masses, no, they do it to make money. They will thoroughly calculated the mark down on the loss leaders and someone will even up the balance sheet. If they can afford to mark down that bargain you just grabbed what was the cost of the goods? How much prof it have they extracted before hand. As for following the yanks, we might as well have a wank fest in November, sign the pledge, slap a star on their flag, be the 51st state, rebrand as USS Great Britain and join the Atlantic carrier group. Cunts.
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I sympathise.
However, I bought Mrs D a Kindle Fire for £50 a few weeks back. Nice little cheapo tablet. I just bought myself one at a black friday price of £35. So did I get a bargain on mine or was I fucking ripped off on hers? Makes you think…
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Andy Murray is a massive Cunt. I mean FFS has nobody told him we are supposed to be shite at Tennis. Will we ever see the days of Andrew Castle, John and David Lloyd and Jeremy Bates ever again. Play the game son FFS !
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Not forgetting ‘Tiger’Tim Henman and that knob, Greg Rusedski…. Those two couldn’t win a raffle…
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Henman won a raffle once. 8th October 2008. He won six free sessions with a profession tennis trainer.
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On the plus side it gives the Jocks another little nudge towards independence.
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Nope, we will still vote no you ignoramous.
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Black Friday, isn’t that racist?
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Perhaps we should call it Racially Diverse Non Specific Gender Day just so we don’t upset or offend anyone.
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It’s called Black Friday because 99% of the retards fighting for a ‘bargain’ 50 inch flat screen tv on the news are ethnic…
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Most of the High Street Shops I was in yesterday seem to been promoting Black Saturday, in fact they are still at it today .
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That is because black friday was almost a total flop in high street sales this year
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