It all stems from a growing and deeply disturbing trend in society for not taking responsibility for your own actions, when shit happens it is always some one else’s fault which is at the heart of all liberal social theory since the 60s. Wrong, cunts!
Nominated by: Fat Rich
Fucking dozy slags – they think that ‘selfie’ they sent to Dave will not be forwarded to all his mates within 12 seconds of receiving it. Delusional!
That is a bit out of order, granted, but the slags who post all these pics to Facebook & Instagram deserve everything they get, is it not stated by Facebook that EVERY picture you upload belongs to them and they can sell, redistribute and essentially do what the fuck they want with it.
And the best bit of irony about these dumb sluts is that they are all fucking mingers anyway. the exact same poses, the exact same 47 degree above the head pointing down shot (to mask their 14 chins) and of course, always taken in to a mirror.
Pathetic!
Nominated by: Bob Carrolgees
I totaly agree with you, but at the same time dont quite get the privacy angle on tits, most women have em, I dont find them offensive,I recall being on a boat trip recently with a woman walking round swinging and not having unsatiable urges in the groin area, perhaps we still have stupid victorian ideas on the matter and rather childish reactions on seeing the expected, so tits out selfie not an issue, cucumber exploration selfie, well that is a bit naughty.
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Personally I love to see the cutesy, whiter than white manufactured personalities of these dozy bints blown to bits in the time it takes them to snap a naked selfie and upload it.
I believe ‘the fappening’ is the place to see all of your favourite stuck up cunt celebs in the buff.
Sadly there does not appear to be any of Taylor Swift involved in some good old fashioned ‘spam butterfly’ shots as yet.
Give it time. They will appear.
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What made me laugh is these Hollywood bints appearing billy bollocks on these selfies, yet they whine like fuck when they’re spread all over the web…. Also hilarious that these silly tarts get the likes of the FBI involved…. I’m sure the feds have better things to do than investigate distributing photos of tits…
Another thing… These celebrities have all the money in the world… Surely they can afford a top jolly phone? Why are these naughty selfies always in crap quality? Buggeration…
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There is the arse selfie by Elton John but it is difficult to find these days. There is this one though:
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1261263.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Elton%20John
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And praise the Lord for the selfie stick:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/935429df030a43fa453760956f55ab7a/tumblr_n7kbrzly231tf7mcso1_500.jpg
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And to be fair this filly has a nice sharp camera orn her phone:
http://assets.nudeselfiespics.com/images/i_pjtpjtvfo_normal.jpg?1414301139
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One of these days I’ll remember what I learnt here and think twice about clicking your links. Right now I’m off for a couple glasses of the malted barley to settle me nerves.
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Ah he’s hanging out with the boys , poofery loveboat
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Fuck the topless selfie. I wanna see the Cunt+Asselfie Nice shot of the pussy and a nice shot of the girls ass as well, don’t need to get your face in the picture so you don’t have to worry about it going online. Ladies send them to me and I will be the quality controller.
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I would like to cunt Dominic Littlewood, He is the reason I stumbled on this website. I was watching the ‘I obey the law, and Im fully legit’ cunt on some shit show. I think it was ‘Don’t get done, get Dom’ and I thought what a CUNT. I mean that title alone is enough make him a strong favourite for Cunt of the year. Then there is the cunt that is Dominic, don’t get me wrong sometimes he helps people who have been duped or conned and thats ok with me, what I can’t stand is his ‘I am a knight in shining armour’ smugness and him in general, the way he speaks, the way he calls people up trying to find out why they ripped off some cunt, the way he chases the rip off merchant around like a little fucking Terrier. If he chased me like that I would knock the cunt out Anyways after thinking what a cunt I searched ‘Dominic Littlewood is a cunt’ and I found this website. I suppose I owe ‘Dom’ a thank you for helping me find Is A Cunt, but that does not change the fact he is a Universal Cunt. I mean imagine he was your Dad, “Dad I found a fiver” Dom replies “Now now son lets go to the police station and fill out some forms and try and get the money back to its owner”. Aaaaaaaagh the cunt pisses me off.
Dominic you fucking CUNT.
FUCK OFF.
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If the word cunt needed a picture in the dictionary…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/fameandfortune/10135447/Dominic-Littlewood-I-taught-a-vicar-how-to-be-a-car-salesman.html
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He looks like he just came third in a ‘The Hood from Thunderbirds Lookalike Contest’.
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Ha ha thats a good one.
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The ugly slap head mock cocksex (cross between cockney and Essex) cunt keeps very quiet about what he did before he became a presentah and jernalist. Seems he banged ahrt used motors. Looking into it.
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I always get him mixed up with the fat baldy off that cooking show.
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He started off in a show where people had to swap jobs or some such shite. This cunt had to train up a country vicar to take his job as a second hand car dealer. I don’t recall the name of the show but I’m pretty sure it was on the BBC.
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I’d like cunt online commenters who post comments purely to point out a spelling mistake or more likely a typo by a previous commenter.
Get a life you cunts.
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In that case I won’t mention your deliberate mistake.
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I fucking love Grammar Nazis, they ALWAYS slip up, and when they do it can provide endless hours of entertainment.
You can literally destroy them due to a misplaced apostrophe 😀
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The Apostra Nostra aKa: The Cedilla Mafia.
Should there be a full stop after apostrophe? 🙂
“One horses head for Mr boaby to go!”
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I agree. Whilst it wold be nice if people at least tried to make their internet ramblings readable, obsessing about a misused semi-colon is like some twat schoolboy form the year above jeering at you for not knowing some shit about chemistry or maths. And as boaby the barman says, they always slip up.
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Case in point, I managed to mis-type “would” above. I shouldn’t be allowed out etc etc
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I don’t mind if the bird is fit and has a decent rack. I do object to the fat sink state variety with a face that would worry rats. That is an absolute disgrace and should be stopped.
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I understand your concerns Saxon but I rather like the common type. I have very low standards.
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Its not that I dislike topless selfies per se, if a nice looking bird wants to show here tits off in public then I’m all for it! Its just the cunts who complain when their tits go viral in the web.
BTW, I was in a coffee shop the other day when some dame comes in with a baby and proceeds to breast feed right there in the middle of costa. Never being one to miss an opportunity to scope some tits I stare intently at proceedings. You should have seen the look she gave me! What the fuck did she think was going to happen? Needless to say she was some variety of wog…..
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What also makes me laugh is that this American lad who hacked these celebrities with their norks out got ten years for it…. You’d get less for armed robbery, for fuck’s sake…. Similar case with that cunt, Cameron Diaz… The talentless tart posed for some topless photos with a renowned and professional photographer… Said photographer attempts to sell or distribute the pics (which Diaz consented to… It was no tabloid job), and Diaz kicks up a stink and gets the bloke sent down the nick… What a fucking Tinsletown cunt…
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He didn’t even hack anything, he was merely a ‘script kiddie’ who managed to get access to Apple’s cloud servers which had no encryption. Fuck me, a 12 yr old kid could do it using the plethora of tools available
Apple should get 10 years for being such a retarded ‘tech giant’ and storing images on servers with NO ENCRYPTION
Cunts
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