Russell Brand [7]

Posted on by

2A2B562000000578-3147144-Controversial_comedian_Russell_Brand_has_blamed_the_UK_Governmen-a-61_1435855459874

Russell Brand. An totally unfunny fuckwit and general pissant of the first water. After his stunt with Andrew Sachs and the total bullshit he was spouting during the election, I really didn’t that my loathing for this piece of human excrement could get any worse. But I was wrong.

Yesterday, as the bodies of tourists butchered on the beach in Tunisia were being flown into Brize Norton, Brand said the minute’s silence was an ’empty, hollow gesture’. He went on to say that it was “part of a general policy of bullshit, so that our government can continue selling arms around the world and perpetuating a cycle where its own needs are met.” So basically, Brand is saying that it’s the UK government’s fault these poor buggers were mown down.

I have two important questions about this arsehole that need addressing :

(1) Why does anybody listen to a single word this pathetic, immature, ex-junkie, shite-spouting, degenerate waste of good air has to say about anything?

(2) Why wasn’t he on holiday in Tunisia last week?

The fucker needs chinning and his lips sewing up. He’ll do and say anything to get his sad arse in the news. What a disrespectful piece of shit he is!

Nominated by: Dioclese

21 thoughts on “Russell Brand [7]”

  1. I’d pay to see Brand’s ugly napper fly into a bucket…. If he thinks he’s so revolutionary he should get some revolutionary treatment, French style….

  2. Russell Brand is the sort of guy I could punch for days on end without getting tired.Utter Wankstain!

    • Agreed. He is a sack of shit filled skin. His gob is just the right shape for a bassball bat to be inserted…until it protrudes from his loose and flappy arse hole. What a cunt.

  3. What gobshite Brand was spouting off about, is that the UK trades arms to Tunisia.

    Once again Russy Wussy didn’t check his facts before opening his particularly ill informed pie hole.

    We sell ammunition, body armour, surveillance equipment, vehicles and anti terror software to the Tunisian GOVERNMENT.

    We did not sell an AK47 and a pile of coke to a retarded owner of a micropenis whose repressed homosexuality drove him over the edge.

    Frankly, if the Tunisian authorities had put to proper use the equipment that we do sell them, there would probably be thirty more UK citizens still wandering around today.

    I propose that we make Russell Brand the new middle east peace envoy and relocate the cunt to a permanent office next door to ISIS H.Q.

    I would wear out the rewind button watching the cunt get launched off the top of a building and then stoned to death (how fitting) by a baying mob of his new best mates.

    The cunt.

  4. I know Russel Brand is a fucking shithead cunt, but why were brits in africa to begin with? i Know it might seem like a ignorant question but what were they doing in that shithole country after Israeli Secret Intelligent Service=ISIS warned people a year ago to stay away from Middle East and Africa. I mean no disrespect to the victims and my heart and blessings goes out to them.

  5. As expected most of today’s papers have ‘Outrage as Brand blames government for Tunisia deaths…’ Which is, of course, what the scruffy smackhead cunt wanted…

    • Might be worth re-cunting Chris Spivey too as the fat ignorant conspiracy theorist cunt is claiming, predictably, that the Tunisian massacre didn’t happen and was staged by “crisis actors”…

      • Spivey, fucking what a monumental cunt of an arsehole he is.
        Another David Icke/Alex Jones/Michael Tellinger cunt who sells books and dvd’s to unintelligent people who know there is something wrong but are too stupid to do their own research, so they turn to people like Icke/Spivey et all.

        Don’t worry, I’m a crisis actor, this is all part of my government mind control program, nothing to see here, check out those reptilian child fuicking entities who operate outside visible light with aliens and live in the Moon (it’s a spaceship you know!)

  6. This nonce cunt is more persistent then Syphilis, why is he still getting column inches?

    • Why is he getting column inches? Good question. The answer lies with whomsoever it is that is getting the cash for controlling him an promoting him, and who knows who that person is?

  9. Thank god others feel the same way i do about Russell bloody Brand , what a fucking self righteous knob jockey he is . Fuck him and the horse he rode in on, pretentious fuck tard.

  10. Another greasy cunt who daft trollops automatically drop their skimpy panties for. Thankfully, my girlfriend hates this cunt as much as me, but her sister thinks the cunt can do nothing wrong.

    I seem to remember some daft trollop screaming out that she had ‘slept with Russell Brand’, a few years back, which basically meant a ten second bunk up in a Mc Donald’s bog.

    He is such a cunt, how I would like to be left alone with him, just for five minutes

  11. I just woke from a deep sleep which included a dream about Russell Brand. Blimey I shall never sleep again. I need to brush my teeth and scrub in the shower, just dreaming about him makes me feel dirty.
    Soapy cunt.

  12. Loud limp wristed narcissistic lefty attention seeking cunt,oh that’s also me ! Just exchange lefty for facist….

Comments are closed.