Bigger then the beatles?

Ha what a laugh. Everything oasis has done owes itself to the Beatles – copied their music structure and rhythms, copied their look, copied their stupid little fueds and reunion teases (like anybody wants to see them reunite just yobs and wankers do). Btw, how many times has Liam trashed a show ranting and raving like a retard I can’t believe people paid to see those concerts.

Liam and Noel should go to Sir Paul’s door and suck him off already if they love him so much. Comparing themselves to the Beatles is a cunt move seeing how the Beatles helped destroy music talent and invented the ‘rockstar god with huge ego’ bullshite.

Millionaires preaching peace and happiness? How enlightening!

Nominated by: Titslapper

25 thoughts on “Oasis

  1. Oasis made it cool to be stupid and oafish… Liam saying ‘Travis look like a University Challenge team’ may have had the NME cunts wetting themselves with laughter (it doesn’t take much), but it got a little tiresome when he said it about every band in Britain…. They went on about how they had no education, how they were thieves and drug dealers and they were proud of it… The twats also made Mancs look a joke… All that ‘Top one’ ‘Avin’ it large’ and ‘Mad for it’ bollocks …. And the way students who came to Mcr and aped the Gallagher bullshit and wore Manchester City shirts* was totally laughable…

    The list of musical thefts Oasis have committed is enormous… ‘Shakermaker’ is the New Seekers’ Coke commercial… ‘Cigarettes and Alcohol’ rips off Bolan and T.Rex note for note… ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’ nicks the piano from ‘Imagine’… ‘She’s Electric’ whips the middle eight from ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’ and its chorus is from the Schools & Colleges programme, You & Me… ‘Step Out’ is a steal of Stevie Wonder’s ‘Uptight’…. And ‘Whatever’ is ‘How Sweet To Be An Idiot’ by Neill Innes…


    * The myth that ‘Manchester is blue’ is crap… 75% is United and the rest is City… Fuck Oasis and fuck the bItter blues…

    • Oh dear I’ve still got a lot of Oasis albums (mostly on old cassette), but all inherited as second-hand giveaways from friends and family whom made mistakes buying their music. Except their Definitely Maybe album which I actually bought myself. Oh dear.

      like the Beatles who began as knobhead Scousers playing at the Cavern, I believe the Oasis’s began as knobhead Mancunians playing at the Boardwalk. My recallings about Oasis to this day are Three: The Gallagher brothers are a dysfunctional mentally deranged pair of family squabbling dickheads – always stories about their feuds in the newspapers and the Sun comic They have been accused and successfully sued many times for plagiarism (as told by Norman, the Gallaghers have thieved other songwriters work). Don’t recall exactly when (maybe 5 years ago) a disappointed fan ran on to the stage during an Oasis Canada music gig tour and violently beat up Noel Gallagher. Says it all to me, about what real cunts the Gallagher Oasis brothers really are.

      • p.s. I thought Ringo Star’s son who joined Oasis for a couple of years was a crap drummer for them.

          • Stone Roses drummer, Reni (a fucking great drummer!) was asked to join Oasis… He told them to fuck off, so they then went for Starr the younger… Maybe it was because Oasis were shite that Zak became shite… As he’s not a bad drummer for The Who… Fair enough, he’s no Moon The Loon, but who is?

          • I have now realised Zak’s drumming was good when with the Who. Teaming with Oasis must have caused his bad drumming.

    • I have it on good authority that an incident occurred at Glasgow airport involving Liam Gallagher acting the hard man which attracted the attention of the Police. When he thought he might be arrested the cunt shit himself and was almost in tears. Wanker.

    • Wow Norman your right. They’ve copied every fucker. I’m surprised they haven’t been sued by now !

      • Neil Innes did sue them and his name is now on the credits to ‘Whatever’ and he gets royalties from it… The B-Side to ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’ (‘Step Out’) also has Stevie Wonder has co–writer because of its theft of his 60s hit ‘Uptight (Everything Is Alright)’…

  2. The only decent lad in Oasis was original drummer Tony Mac… The rest were knobheads…

  3. Same old pub rock wank on every album.At least those twats Blur had the ball’s to change their style.

    Noel should still be carrying The Inspiral’s guitar’s.

  4. Millionaires preaching peace and happiness? How enlightening!

    They did that because they could afford to. It’s difficult to be a socialist when you’re poor. Great cunting by the way.

  5. These bitter bluenose thieving scrotes really went for the Beatle thing though… Their video for ‘All Around The World’ featured a yellow flying object (based on a certain submarine!), blue cartoon monsters (based on certain Meanies!), and white suits (from a ‘Magical Mystery Tour’ film number!)… Not to mention the ‘Na-Na-Na-Na (Hey Jude)’ fade out….

    Oasis even had their own Yoko: in Patsy ‘Starfucker’ Kensit….

  6. Shower of car stereo stealing, JD Sports attired cunts.
    Manchester, derived from the old English word Mainchestor, meaning “Thieving Northern Monkey”

  7. Jeremy Corbyn is a massive cunt whose cunting is way overdue. This scruffy looking left wing tosser is pretty much the reincarnation of Michael Foot except he isn`t even as amusing. He refers to Hamas and Hezbollah as “friends” but when asked about this dismisses it as tabloid journalism. Well ok if another politician described Nick Griffin as a friend in a non-literal sense would he just dismiss it or organize a protest and denounce them? He also invited IRA representatives to parliament and described Ed Milliband as being not left wing enough and blamed that on Labour`s massive defeat.Interesting so the country votes for a white ring party because the left isn`t left enough.If that were true people on mass would have voted for the greens or Socialist Labour party or TUSC but no they primarily voted for the tories.Mr Corbyn also said that we need to make life easier for migrants and in a discussion about the bastard leeches jumping on Ferries said these people offer a lot to our country.So what is that the inability to speak the language and thus be unfit for work .Great contribution right there (cough).He is I suppose more able to stick to his principles than other members of his delightful party by divorcing his wife for sending his son to a private school despite the fact that the state school there was a shithole. Admirable in a sense perhaps but any cunt who puts his own beliefs over the welfare of his family is a grade A cunt and is almost certain to do the same to the Country.At least though if this cunt is elected the Labour party may well be the next winning Deadpool entry for this site .

    • Corbyn will be like Kinnock before him… He is so bad that the Tories could possibly be in for years… Even longer than they were under Maggie and Major…

  8. More Gallagher bullshit… Noel claimed that he was part of two Manchester City hooligan gangs: first he says he was a member of The Young Guv’nors, and then a member of The Black Cats…. According to him it was like ‘being in scenes from Quadrophenia and a good laugh…’

    What complete bollocks… First of all, The Black Cats were a 1970s gang… They were called this because most of them were black lads from Moss Siide, and they had many run-ins with The National Front (cunts!)… The Guv’nors were the 1980s City firm,and they were hard bastards… The idea of Noel being a Guv’nor is laughable… His ‘Quadrophenia’ and ‘good laugh’ remarks show that he wasn’t there… It was tough, nasty and violent… According to one former Guv’nor I spoke to Noel (and his brother, Paul) were only near any real action once, and they didn’t even get near then… They went down to Wembley for The Full Members Cup in 1985 (Those blue cunts took anything they could get in those days!) for City vs Chelsea… The Gallaghers saw the infamous Chelsea Headhunters, they crapped themselves and never went to a City away game again…

  9. Some cunty quotes by the gallagher brothers Liam on blur “I wish Blur were dead, John Lennon was alive and the Beatles would reform” “I’m not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I’m John Lennon” , Noel on Liam’s bad behavior and childish antics “He’s like a man with a fork in a world full of soup” , Noel Gallagher: “We’re the best band in the World” , “With every song that I write, I compare it to the Beatles. The thing is, they only got there before me. If I’d been born at the same time as John Lennon, I’d have been up there.”and Noel on rock stardom “All I ever wanted to do was make a record. Here’s what you do: you pick up your guitar, you rip a few people’s tunes off, you swap them round a bit, get your brother in the band, punch his head in every now and again, and it sells. I’m a lucky bastard. I’m probably the single most lucky man in the world.”

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