Fucking stupid messages

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What the fuck is it with people who are too thick to know that they are writing bollocks?

For example : “An unexpected error has occurred” WTF! Which fucking error were you expecting then, you twat!!!

Here’s another : “This page has been deliberately left blank” Has it buggery! You just wrote “This page has been deliberately left blank” on it!

You cunts are just unexpectedly thick! Oh, hang on! No you’re not because I expected it. Cunts!

Nominated by : Dioclese

3 thoughts on “Fucking stupid messages”

  1. Fucking bang on mate.
    The best ones are Macs with their warning “Careful, interrupting this program may cause the system to lock up” You go to click “OK” but hey, the system has already fucking locked up!
    Overpriced shite for sheep and tech fan boys who are too dumb to use Linux but too pretentious to use Windows.

    • I would agree with you were I not writing this on a Mac!

      Windows was absolute fucking shite compared to OSX. Yeah, it has it’s faults too but in the three years I’ve had this machine, it’s hung on me once, I shit you not. And that was while I was using WordPress to load a image file so it was probably their end not mine in any case.

      There are web sites out there that will lock up your browser, but you can get round that by deleting the history queue and rebooting. To be fair, they’re not doing that to any specific operating system or browser. Why these bastards write such things is beyond me!…

      In all seriousness, there is no way I’d go back to Windows. And OSX is basicly Unix with a GUI on the front. Once you get your head around that if you understand Unix/Linux then you’re laughing.

      And unlike MicroCrap, Apple don’t charge you for upgrades.

  2. my old cooperate system suffered from so many “unexpected” and “run time” errors we were supplied with manual contract pads! the joys! also as Torex was an outside agent, I would have to phone company IT who would phone Torex and a few days later I would receive a call from a very unhelpfull person on a withheld number, soloutions to duplicate invoicing on the system were “have you thought of raising a credit?” instead of “shit I am really sorry we will fix that!”

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