The Muller Rice Bear

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The cunt in the Muller Rice bear suit and whoever thought that shit up need immediate ISIS-angry execution. Absolute dog shit. You can imagine the fucking fresh-out-of-uni chinless cunts in marketing, “Ya guys, do you remember Vanilla Ice!?? Ya, hashtag retro. hyuck, hycuk, hycuk!”

How that fucking idea got processed through the cunts brain and out of their mouth is beyond me, let alone past numerous adults involved in the production of the advert. Why didn’t someone with half a head stick their hand up on the set and say “Hang on, this appears to be complete, mindless wank of the first degree. What the fuck has this got to do with fucking yogurt?

Get the cunt off my fucking screen!

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

7 thoughts on “The Muller Rice Bear

  1. That ad is so annoying , I feel like I have to consume drugs to forget what I saw . Did they have to pick a uncool rapper(not that there is any) from the 80’s for this campaign to be truly cringe worthy. Commercials should be illegal they are so annoying to watch.

  2. Commercials? Annoying?! Quit your jibba-jabba or you gonna meet my friend PAIN……!! I want to know about how much PPI I can get, or how I can get a loan at 4000% APR, it’s more of a public service…… However, I have to agree that training a wild animal to dance like a humanoid in a suit is, on the whole, quite cuntish. The yoghurt is shit as well….

    • Its the reason i don’t have cable anymore 15 minute shows interspilced with 15 minutes of commercials , TV keeps going downhill. Its literally a brain washing and advertising tool with Cunt Celebrites who act like they are a bunch of cunting superhero’s saving the world when in reality they aren’t doing shite , besides I already have video games and good music to rot my mind. Btw I have meet your friend pain and he’s a bit of a Cunt. Have you meet my friend Chris Chan? he’s a high functioning autistic straight homosexual lesbian tomgirl manchild brony/sonic fan https://youtu.be/28R_txwJefI

      • I only watch classic Doctor Who on the Horror Channel (the ads on there aren’t as bad as other stations)… UK Gold is the worst offender… less than 10 minutes of Only Fools & Horses or The Likely Lads and there’s a deluge of crappy commercials…. These programmes weren’t made or meant to be interrupted by ads…
        I remember years ago, in the days I watched Coronation Street (it’s been a sack of shit for at least the last two and a half decades), there were only a couple of short ads on: for stuff like Dairylea, bog rolls or Hamlet cigars… Not loads overoveracting, gurning cunts flogging any old crap….

        And you’re right, TitSlapper: cable is shite…. They don’t even have a decent cartoon channel these days… It’s all modern Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon shit…. No Tom & Jerrry, Tex Avery or golden age Loony Tunes… And as for MTV, I remember when it was a music channel… Now it’s bollocks like 16 and Pregnant (they should go and film in Moss Side… Fill their boots!), Jersey Shaw, and Teen Mom… MTV deserves a cunting in its own right… Coming soon…

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