Eurovision should be cunted… I should have a put a bet on the one legged bearded lesbian to win it though… Bucks Fizz were cunts, but Jay Aston looked as naughty as fuck… Bardot, from a year later in 1982, were even bigger cunts… And that hippy chick from 1983… A German singing ‘A Little Peace?’ Was she taking the piss?
Three thoughts on Eurovision:
1. That pile of crap almost makes me long for World War III…
2. A shame Russia didn’t win… Imagine Putin’s face when all those gays turned up…
3. If Nigella had got her tits out, the UK would have walked it…
And David De Gea’s bird is in this year’s Eurovision… No wonder he might fuck back off to Espana if he’s giving that one…
Nominated by: Norman
If they’d used my Eurovision song, they’d have pissed it!
Nominated by: Chas C
The usual crap offering from the UK, followed by the sycophantic voting for your neighbours, followed by the ritual humiliation of GB (because nobody in Europe likes us).
All presented by that sausage bandit Graham Norton..
Nominated by: Lez
Good the very thing responsible for shitty song contests eurovision . EuroVision should be illegal just bad cacophony music, if you were good enough you wouldn’t have to deal with those loose recording contracts and the corrupt recording industry. Take Pink Floyd they were good enough but they broke apart after the wall i just found this the other day https://youtu.be/-LCEUwxjIr8 The wall in its entirety maybe missing a song this is also with the individual lineup with gilmour and waters , its also the only decent footage of that particular tour but it could and probably could be taken down. Its also best to download the video in high quility .
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Great footage… Thanks, TitSlapper…
The only Eurovision song I find remotely tolerable is Johnny Logan’s ‘What’s Another Year’… It’s not particularly great, it just reminds me of my mum… She loved that record…
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This annual political back stabbing fest is long past its sell by date. (Mind you, who would pay good money to watch this crap?) It is a little known fact that our “Talented Entries” are part of a cunning plan to ensure that under no circumstances does Britain come anywhere near winning it. Remember, the winner gets to host this travelling version of Bedlam and pay for the wretched thing. I vote Russia to win it forever and have the gayest acts possible enter it. Putins head will explode!
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Before Britain joined the Common Market of Europe in 1975, the annual Eurovision Song Contest was great entertainment and made good Telly. No really!
A panel of judges in each country, made up of music industry professionals, would award points for the song based on singing melody/ harmony and music composition beat/rhythm with the sang song. The song lyrics were not important becase, for instance, a French judge in France could not understand the Greek lyrics of the song entered by Greece.
Result of which a lot of songs from that error became classics of the future: Ok you may not know that Isabelle Aubret sang “Un premier amour” (First Love) and won the contest in 1962 for France. However it is still today an all time classic for the French.
Of course the Brits will always know classics such as: Sandie Shaw ‘Puppet on a String’ UK 1967; Dana ‘All Kinds of Everything Ireland 1970; and everybody in the English world knows ABBA ‘Waterloo’ Sweden 1974.
Fast forward to the EU error with its increased contestant countries (fragmented larger countries turned into several smaller countries) and the Eurovision Song Contest has turned into degenerate slime ball entertainment. Voting by the public (never mind the song is bland and crap, I like the gay singer and his presentation bells and whistles stage lighting). Gays, lesbos, drag queens, weirdos, disabled spastics and talentless C-List cunts.
And why the fuck is Israel and Australia allowed to enter? Maybe it’s because they have the best singing drag queens gays and lesbos.
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typo: maybe they really are my ‘errors’. But I meant ‘era’, as in historical time period.
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