What brings this cunting to the fore is the letter that dropped onto my doormat yesterday, inviting me to join a course on detoxification with the ‘church’ of cuntology.
Apparently, for a fee I can go to a scientology centre and have numerous toxins removed from my system including street drugs, prescription drugs, petrol / diesel and Asbestos.
Now call me a cunt, but I always thought that removing drugs from your system is pretty easy. Don’t start taking them in the first place.
Asbestos on the other hand is an absolute cunt of a substance and any poor fucker who gets it in their lungs is in for a slow and painful death. There is no cure.
My ex father-in-law is currently wasting away from asbestosis and I have already seen one of my engineers go the same way. It is a heartbreaking and terrifying way to die for all involved.
The reason I fucking despise Scientology is that they prey on the gullible and vulnerable…..and then relieve them of all their cash and worldly belongings when they are at their lowest ebb.
I have seen the way they recruit, their brainwashing techniques and the downward spiral into something approaching mental illness of those unfortunate enough to get wrapped up with them. All first hand.
L. Ron Hubbard was a mediocre science fiction writer, not a prophet. The ‘church’ members are a bunch of deranged, manipulative cunts and they can take their billion year contracts, roll them up and insert them fucking sideways.
Fuck them, fuck all of them to hell and back!
I hope they die screaming. The cunts!
Nominated by: Odin’s Balls
For further evidence of Scientology’s cuntitude, see Wiggy Travolta and Tom “It’s not just my surname, it’s also my favourite hobby” Cruise.
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The thing with that loony tombstone toothed cunt Cruise is that he expects everyone else to get into it… All his wives have sacked him (Penelope Cruz with that cunt?! The mind boggles!), with more than one of them going on record about how they couldn’t put up with his hubbarder shite… There is also the tale from the filming of Mission Impossible 3: Two actresses (Scarlett Johansson and Carrie Ann Moss) were up for parts in the film…. So they meet Cruise and he takes them to a room… The door opens and to their horror the girls see a shitload of grinning Scientologists… Cruise thought that, like his many wives and other associates, the two young actresses would be easy pickings for his cult of cunts… Johansson said thanks but no thanks, while Moss told Cruise to fuck off… Both left the set and never appeared in the film… Johansson later said that Cruise was ignorant and wrong to say that anti-depressants are evil (just because scientology says so!)… She’s right about that: Anti-depressant drugs saved my sister’s life years ago. And Cruise and all Scientologists are cunts…
John Revolting is a cockwipe too…
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They are like any other religious group, who, so assured of an everlasting eternal afterlife, give not a shit for the here and now.
Lennon was right (even though he was a cunt)
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Right about what ? Singing about no possessions whilst coining it in and fucking off to the USA in tax exile ? Mind you I fucking admire that. Lennon knew the public are dimwited cunts and deserve a good fleecing.
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Right about religion being the main problem with humanity. Could not give a flying fuck about his pseudo hippie idealism
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You forget wife beater , child neglecter (bad father), failed solo artist , he donated to the black panthers and the IRA, he was also responsibile for publicity being a common theme constantly got into the papers , highly opinionated. He was right to a certain degree about religion
but religious freedom is important but certain religions like catholicism and islam must go if world peace was to be achieved. I leave out protestants because they always resisted papal suppression and they don’t have a free pass either they just don’t have blood on there hands like catholicism does or pedophile priests you thought jimmy saville was bad? there have been worse or just as bad nonce priests .
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See you in court mother fuckers…….
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Bring it on, gay boy.
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@ LOL took a few seconds to register but that was priceless
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I may be gay but at least I never fucked my daughter 😀
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At least I had the courtesy to dismember her afterwards.
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Quality Fred, I don my cap in admiration 😀
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When you say cap do you mean “fedora”? and “don” as tipping your hat in admiration?
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Though Cruise has fucked three Mission Impossible movies…..
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Falcao is still a cunt…Falcao has ‘earned’ around 10 million pounds since being at United, and we call the Glazer family robbing cunts…..
Falcao = Son of Birtles
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Falcao, derived from the old English word falcaousciouness, meaning thieving foreign bastard
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True… The injured RVP must be sitting in the stands thinking’ Who the fuck is this freeloading cunt?!’
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