Ian Hislop


Ian hislop is a smug right up his arse know if all annoying twat.

Cunt has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book and a self claimed knowledge base challenged only by Stephen Fry.

I cannot see that or understand why, he has been spared the cunting he deserves.

My news for u? You’re an annoying cunt, Hisplop.

Nominated by: King Cunt

…and the cunt nicks stuff off my blog and doesn’t answer e-mails.

Nominated by: Dioclese

19 thoughts on “Ian Hislop

  1. Looks like you’re having a bit of trouble with this swamp cunts!

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of losers.

  2. Pislop is an Oxbridge mafia smug sanctimonious cunt. Ostensibly a “satirical journalist” and editor orf the appallingly designed Private Eye, his brand of incestuous scribbling includes theft from unatributed sources passed orf as original content and laughably fictitious articles (that’s the satire bit see) which have earned him the reputation of the most sued man in English legal history. An aged baby orf a cunt who makes a career orf regularly judging others, he trousers fat fees inflicting his sneering fat jowled mush on talant starved television audiences. Pislop also seems remarkably adverse to giving any redress to those whom he has slandered and misrepresented in his squalid little magazine. But that’s satire see.

    • And as for you cunt, if I ever meet you in real life, a red hot poker up your fat arse will be the least of your worries.

      I have other more painful methods……..

  3. Absolutely. A monumental cunt of a man. He has a face that begs to be repeatedly slapped. But true to form and in keeping with my penchant for ‘burning stuff’, I would like to ram a white hot poker down his supercilious and smug visage (and up his arse).

    • You are a danger to society.

      You want to physically attack a man you have never met.
      You don’t like the way he looks, so you want to do something nasty.

      Here is something you might understand, given your low IQ. The guy in your avatar clearly wants a cock in his mouth. Open your mouth and take the penis of Sir Limply in your oriface. Keep sucking and you will get the spunk you want.

      The two of you are complete retards and deserve nothing but contempt.

    • Hislop would perhaps enjoy the prospect of a white hot steely rod inserted in his anal cavity, as an ex-head boy of some dreadful boarding school, the practice of sphincter storming would be second nature to him.
      For sheer cuntitude however, his sparring partner, the somewhat more “workin’ clarse”, Paul Merton is more deserving, with his urge to be noticed.

      • Merton is actually a very quiet celebrity cunt.

        I don’t get your point. But you’re an idiot, so maybe you need a few posts to say what you actually mean.

        So go on cunt, make your point.

  4. Has anyone noticed that since Hislop started getting BBC work, articles about EU corruption have all but dried up? It could be something to do with those grants and loans the BBC gets from….the EU.

  5. Hislop looks like that cunt out of the Secret Agent……are they perchance
    Mind you that other cunt’s got more hair than professional piss- taker Hislop!

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