Max Clifford [3]

Max Clifford

This is an emergency cunting of newly-convicted kiddie-fiddler (and Alistair Darling lookalike) Max Clifford. The media are referring to him as the “King of Spin”. King of Cunts, more like.

If anyone was the physical embodiment of a sinister, dead-eyed paedo cunt, it’s Clifford. A sanctimonious hypocrite who publicly damned Savile when those allegations emerged, Clifford has spent his career claiming the moral highground while simultaneously preying on teenage girls. And any cunt with half a brain could see that most of the “stories” Clifford promoted were fabricated. He damned others for lying, while spending most of his time lying too.

Well, now at last there’s good news: his career is over, his company is finished and come Friday this paedo scum is going to be banged up B Wing where he belongs. Come on Clifford, you vile cunt – prove you’re not a coward as well as a paedophile by killing yourself before you’re sentenced, you sad, sick CUNT.

Nominated by: Fred West

18 thoughts on “Max Clifford [3]

  1. Hope the cunt tops himself or the nonce haters get to him. Have nominated him for the pool but not holding me breath though. In the nick he will have a massive clientel to represent so business as usual. The man knows too many secrets.

  2. Happy to report that his company website seems to have vanished – after all, he should know about “toxic brands”. Also, it turns out that this hypocritical cunt was partly responsible for outing the other famous nonce Gary Glitter. As the old joke goes, “If Max Clifford is such a fucking PR genius, how come everyone in Britain thinks he’s a cunt?” I hope the evil cunt hangs himself.

  3. The irony here is, none of the people he dished the shit on did anything anywhere near as bad as Clifford himself. At least when Beckham shagged Rebecca Looes, he did so with her consent. This has been the one success out of the farce that is the investigation into that dead cunt, Saville. Of course, we still have Fred the weatherman and Rolf Harris to go yet.

  4. Apologise to frequenters of this blog for bringing the Guardian into it but they have quite a succinct piece on the business aspect:

    http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/apr/29/celebrities-cut-ties-max-clifford-simon-cowell

    Clifford will doubtless lay low hoping he becomes yesterday’s news and is forgotten then perhaps a little charity work ala Profumo and Jonathan Aitkin ect leading to eventual rehab but he has so many enemies in the media that that is unlikely. We await further revelations by the many actresses and celebs who have stories to sell. On the other hand there are doubtless many former clients that are now pissing themselves. Plod have a golden opportunity to clean the stables and Maxie is not going anywhere soon other than at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.

    Have had contact with actresses in the past who despised the man. A lot more to come out.

    • Perjurers, fraudsters and philanderers may be able to rehabilitate themselves through charity work, but not sex offenders. Do you think the public would forgive and forget Gary Glitter so long as he did a bit of charity work? No fucking chance (and which charity would touch the cunt with a barge pole??). If the Savile Affair has taught us anything, it’s that sex offenders actually hide behind charity work. Clifford’s patronage of all those charities for sick kids had exactly the same function as Savile’s endless marathon runs – to reinforce the public persona of the respectable do-gooder. All the charities that Clifford was involved with have washed their hands of the paedo cunt, and rightly so. Very encouraging to see so much anti-Clifford vitriol here, by the way.

  5. “Every day, every week, every month, a lot of the lies that you see in the newspapers, in the magazines, on television, on the radio, are mine.”

    Clifford started to boast about his Svengali like power and increasingly made the news himself. Not sensible for a man in his business. It came full circle when he appeared on TV news commenting on the Jimmy Saville affair.

    “In the sixties and seventies nobody asked to see a birth certificate.”

    When his victims saw and heard him say that they broke the silence of decades and shopped the cunt.

  6. Sometimes it is nice to see that justice catches up with these uber rich media whores, and this week has been an especially good week for it. Long may it continue

  7. So what if Becks gave Rebecca Looes a good banging… It’s a better alternative than shagging his wife!

    Clifford is a dirty cunt, and they should throw away the fucking key.

  8. Clifford will get a soft sentence in a Butlins type open prison where he can carry on his dodgy business surrounded by like-minded cunts.

    Everything about his court case was a slick, PR-managed stunt, which I suppose you would expect from this slippery cunt. His carefully-worded statements to the waiting paps, his posing for photos at all the right times and with the requisite neutral expression on his face.

    He’s a master of bullshit; and the sad thing is, most people couldn’t see through it to save their lives. He even used his child’s disability to further his own saint-like image to the world. Fucking scumbag.

    No, he knows too many top-level secrets to really suffer the way his victims did. Of course I don’t condone violence, but if somebody did a Dahmer on him in toff’s jail, I wouldn’t lose any sleep.

    Cunt.

    • Precisely so old sport. A master of bullshit and tactics and the holder of the keys to Johanna Southgate’s box (if you recall when it was finally opened it was found to be empty). Big earth changing secrets. The J. Edgar Hoover of sleeze. ( The poof cunt FBI Chief Hoover knew so many secrets of the rich and famous that he was untouchable until he died ). So the best solution for certain people would be to take a contract out on Maxie.

  9. The big question is who will fill the void? Max clifford was the patron saint of losers with a story to flog to the papers, and someone will step in to that role. My money is on no morals Alastair Campbell

    • Nah – with falling revenues, tabloids just don’t have the budget for big money kiss-and-tells any longer; but if anyone does attempt to fill the void, it’s gonna be an ex-News of the World hack who lost their job. All those ex-tabloid cunts go into so-called “PR” – Stuart Higgins, Neil Wallis, etc etc. Gargantuan cunts, one and all. (Incidentally, has “PR” ever been cunted? And if not, WHY NOT??)

  10. This nonce cunt, Clifford, isn’t even being punished properly…
    The Judge said that Clifford should serve ‘at least four years’ of his sentence in prison… So what’s all this eight years shite?! Where would he spend the other four? Fucking Butlins?!

    He’ll get a cushy number in whatever nick he ends up in (It won’t be Wormwood Scrubs, Strangeways or Pentonville. Although it fucking should be!), and he will be out in probably two years instead of four… Then the slimy cunt will put a book out, cash in and slither his way back up the showbiz cunt ladder. They should just chop his knob off and let the pervy bastard bleed to death….

  11. I have little doubt that Clifford has friends where it matters. Of course the cunt will not serve his full sentence and there is no chance he will be on soap duties on D wing.
    On a seperate note, I’d like to nominate that talentless slapper Amanda Holden for a severe cunting. Her only claim to fame appears to be the fact she shagged Les Dennis at some point in her pointless life

  12. Didn’t she get much publicity for fucking Neil Morrissey (that shaggy haired twat from Cunts Behaving Badly), while still married to Les Dennis? What a shagbag…. Holden has probably screwed that evil Cowell cunt too. I long for his demise: so the charts might, one day, be half decent again… Cowell is the antichrist of popular music…

    I remember when noncebreath Clifford was mercilessly sent up by Alan Partridge…. It was obvious that it was a swipe at that human oilslick…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacWXkDAi_c

    • Cowell is gay – he paid Max Clifford a retainer to keep the truth out of the papers. All those stage managed “candid” photos of Cowell with “girlfriends” and even a “baby son” is Clifford bullshit (and it’s not even new – Rock Hudson was famously “married” too back in the 1950′s). Cowell is too afraid of his career in America being over if the truth ever came out. I think any attempt to release Clifford sooner than the four years the judge said he must serve before being allowed out on licence would result in a massive public backlash. The same happened when Stuart Hall got a ridiculously small sentence which was subsequently doubled following public anger. Also, there’s the small matter of further claims against Clifford which Plod is apparently investigating. I wouldn’t bank on Clifford getting out early – I think it’s more likely that new charges (and hopefully new convictions and sentences) will follow. But when the paedo cunt is eventually released, how about we send an is-a-cunt.com vigilante squad to welcome him at the prison gates…?

  13. I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE “MUMMY” AS A CUNT – SHE OPENLY FLIRTS WITH ME ON FACEBOOK WHICH WAS VERY FLATTERING UNTIL I FOUND OUT SHE STARTED LIFE AS A MAN CALLED MARTY AND STILL HAS A DINKLAGE.

    I DON’T APPRECIATE HAVING MY FEELINGS BEING TOYED WITH BY SOME FUCKING TRANNY FROM FLORIDA.

  14. Fuckin disgustin nonce…string the dirty fiddling cunt up and shoot at him with air rifles…nice site by the way…i like it

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