I’d like to nominate Luminosity Ads because any cunt can get cuntier and Luminosity can help because they’re like a personal cunter for your brain, improving your performance with the science of cunto-plasticity.
They’re like a work-out for your brain, but in a way, they just sound like….cunts.
Nominated by: CuntMeLikeYouMeanIt
On the lines of he same pseudo-science that is so prevalent in Educational thinking today. The idea that in his own way, Beckham is as intelligent as Einstein. So we end up with a bunch of chavs who can boot a football with consummate skill, but cannot work out 12×12 and have no idea who Winston Churchill is, or how to spell illiterate.
Howard Gardner is a cunt!
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Einstein didn’t swap gametes with a Spice Girl, so in this measure at least he’s a dullard compared to that Bend It cunt.
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Chavs and Neds who can boot a football with consummate skill will earn a fuck of a lot more money than cuntribbits who can work out 12×12, have an idea of who Winston Churchill was and can spell illiterate.
In fact, the mass off the Chav-esque British public who can do none of the above are the very ones providing the money the footie-fucks make.
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“..educational thinking” is a stretch. More like, any kid who attends a state school, and is openly bored with the mindless innumerate illiterate rubbish that the lazy worthless idiot cunt teachers present as education, is straight onto Ritalin, or expelled for being able to read.
Look at this fucking mindless shit: Edexcel (UK’s largest exam board) has a GCSE English syllabus called “English Today Theme Two (Talent Television)”, in which pupils are expected to study the ITV1 home page of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and a cover of ‘Heat’ magazine.
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I nominate houses as cunts.
They used to be enclosures for comfort and security. Now they are investments and cash generators for grabbing corrupt cunts.
Some other shit:
New houses are so small, if you get a hard-on, you have to stick your dick out of the window. They are all disgusting designs made from cheap shit, as is dictated by the filthy public sector cunts in planning offices in Town Halls. They hate the idea of someone living in a nice house made of quality materials.
25% of houses in London are used to store illicit money by the kleptocrats of the world, the cunt filth in politics, and organised crime gangs in Britain.
The rich don’t pay council tax. They put their houses in a trust or company set up in a tax haven (Cayman Islands etc.) then lease the house back to themselves, with a clause in the lease that the trust / company pays the council tax each year. Then guess what, the local council can’t get the money because the trust / company in the Cayman Islands refuses to even respond (as it is instructed by the house owners) to council tax demands.
The cunts in government (and the cunts in the public sector) are deliberately making sure there is a shortage of homes – because they are making shed-loads of money from renting at extortionate rates to desperate fuckers working 60 hours a week – yet still so poor they are living off dog meat after paying rent.
Likewise, government cunts make sure that mortgages are difficult to get (unless they are for rich cunts, politicians or public sector cunts wanting to acquire more buy-to-let slums to fill up with Romanian street beggars on housing benefit).
Anyway – houses are cunts because they are designed by, build by, and mostly owned by, cunts. 80% of people under 25 (no matter what their qualifications) will never be able to afford to buy a home and will be under the boot of cunts forever for extortionate rents.
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“any kid who attends a state school, and is openly bored with the mindless innumerate illiterate rubbish that the lazy worthless idiot cunt teachers present as education, is straight onto Ritalin, or expelled for being able to read.”
The lazy worthless idiot cunt teachers have to abide by the syllabus that the even bigger cunts in the Education department throw at them. They are so bound by having to impart equality, cultural diversity, political correctness and are constantly looking over their shoulders in case the Gestapo of Ofsted come thundering down on them for inadvertently failing to push the latest “hot agenda” on the already disenchanted and disengaged students that they find it easier to toe the party line and not make waves.
Dangerous thing being an honest teacher, educating the peasants leads to them questioning their masters.
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