Dick the Shit

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I would like to nominate that bent spined cunt Richard the third. (No coincidence it rhymes with turd).

This cunt, part of the royal scrounger clan, is still sponging up taxpayer pounds long after the bent over cunt is dead! They don’t know where to bury the fucker.

I say take it to the nearest tip horse the bones out the back of a transit and be fucking done with it. Royals are cunts – dead or alive.

Nominated by: Cripplecock

16 thoughts on “Dick the Shit

  1. Fat Bastards in electric Spastic Chariots (aka Mobility Scooters)

    Whilst this type of propulsion is tickety boo for the genuinely disabled: it really does boil my fucking piss when i see the Fat salad dodging, pie eating, useless cunts trundling along stuffing their fucking maws with chips/pasties/lard whilst being a total fucking nuisance on the pavement.

    Its a fucking shame they cant be used as target practice by the military just to get rid of the cunts from the streets

    If only the obese cunts would actually fucking walk they would lose some fucking weight and would not need the bastard Spakka Charoits. Cunts

  2. “Sir” Tony Fucking Robinson is a left wing short arsed 4 eyed bullshitting CUNT. Why he thinks that BlackAdder is a suitable educational tool about WW1 fuck knows.

    An utter fucking disgrace that this arsehole is indeed a “Sir” as he was perfectly placed as a smelly fuckwitted mong as Baldrick. A great shame he cant be buried alive in one of those deep fucking trenches his motley crew dig in Time Team

  3. Tottenham Hotspur Fans

    Perfect examples of cunts who can give it out a but can’t take it. There they are giving an injured Theo Walcott dogs abuse. When he’s getting stretchered off, he gently reminds them of the 2-0 scoreline and the mindless, classless cunts start lobbing coins at him. Cunts!

    • Fuck off, he’s lucky it was just coins. Someone should have thrown a fucking grenade at the feigning injury cunt. Spurs fans showed levels of restraint that should be applauded. Gooner cunt.

  4. i think its high time a national meeting of cunters was arranged. A nice pub somewhere which offers B&B so we could get fucking bladdered, give every fucker in the bar a damn good cunting and generally spread the word of such a wonderful website where one can lavish the cunt on any poor fucker that has any kind of speech impedament, mental illness, bent fucking spine, a crown, a fucking cricket bat, a football, infact anyfuckingthing. Who’s up for a cunters society meet? (bit like online dating without the cunt ironically….)

    • “……where one can lavish the cunt on any poor fucker that has any kind of speech impedament, mental illness, bent fucking spine, a crown, a fucking cricket bat, a football, infact anyfuckingthing…….”

      Damn fucking strait, mate, especially those thalidomide stump sucking and thrush-festooned prolapsed cunts who can’t spell for shit. It’s spelt, ‘impediment’, you unlettered cuntribbit!

      • That may be true of the foreign piece of shite called the Canuck Dictionary but the Oxford English says otherwise (‘e’ not ‘i’) and, to be fair, it’s called ‘English’ because we fucking invented it.

        The Yanks took the English language and raped it, but there’s no need for you colonial types to join in.

        • The Yanks not only raped the English Language but sodomised it brutally and instituted spell checkers that tempt you to put in American spellings..Cunts

        • Dearest Dioclese,

          In my copy of the OED it’s spelt ‘impediment’, so fuck off, cunt.
          Canadian English is a horrid conflation of The Queen’s and that utter rubbish that spews forth from south of the 49th – I acknowledge neither.

          Spelling ‘impediment’ with an ‘e’ is an impediment to literacy.

          I direct you to the opening and closing lines of Catullus Carmina 16:

          Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
          Dioclesi pathice et cinaede Flaxen Saxoni,

          • Mr D, I think the Asian Babe has insulted us in a dead language. Now I confess my schoolboy Latin is a bit rusty. ‘Hannibal ad portus, Carthago delendo est.’ But from what I can gather she is saying fuck you and furthermore is castings aspersions on our manhood. What a naughty girl.

          • It’s good to have a classical education. I myself went to a top English Public school and was sodomised and flagellated mercilessly.

            Spucatum tauri. Tu es stultior quam asinus. Pudor tu et flocci non facio.

            Illegitimi non carborundum!

  5. Can’t help thinking he sounds like the sort of semi-literate inbred fuckwit that received the Big Book Of Witticisms For Thick Cunts for Christmas and is flexing his intellectual muscle by proxy. Quite possibly a repressed homosexual type…

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