Irritating people


People that go to ‘Uni’; people with a degree in politics, economics or both; Civil Servants that are not civil and don’t serve; militant gays; tories; lefties; Nelson Mandela, Robert Mugabe and various other nig-nogs and pakis that are busily fucking up the brilliant legacies left to them by the British Empire; people who say they ‘would gladly pay more tax’ but don’t; that stupid bitch at the bank who asks you ‘Is there anything else I can help you with?’ when she hasn’t helped you with anything in the first place; people who are more concerned about fucking whales and polar bears than people; people who walk slowly, directly in front of you, at the shopping centre; women in their late 50’s with short, grey, motorcycle-helmet-hair-styles, with side partings and dandruff, who don’t bother with make up and squeeze their ridiculously fat arses into Tesco own brand jeans two sizes too small whilst displaying a patronising, know it all attitutude, then wonder why their husband doesn’t want to shag them any more; people who think I’m interested in how far/fast they jogged this morning; people that are ‘working from home’; people who are ‘on a gap year’; people who say ‘old school’ and ‘awesome’, people who have a fucking ridiculous tattoo in the hope someone will ask them what it’s about and then bore the tits off us with their shit story about a dead dog/parent/child, like we should give a fuck.

Cunts. The lot of them.

Nominated by: Termujin