Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.
Gone but they can’t be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.
1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
I think I’ll nominate Fidel Castro.
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I’ll go for the old Greek cunt, Prince Philip.
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Paul Flynn MP
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My fucking MP when he knocks on my door.
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Quentin Davies…my favourite troughing cunt
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Amy Winehouse. Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.
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any cunt from Bbc cunting wales. What a cunting bunch they are.
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I nominate Cllr Pat Carney from Manchester who went head to head recently with Simon Clark of Forest. http://freedom-2-choose.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-national-lets-take-pop-at-smoker.html
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I’m going for the evil, pant pissing, paraphilia indulging, snot goblin, Brown himself. His death before the end of the year will be clouded in mystery. Was it really through overwork, or did someone get to him. Is there anything to the stories about him being found in a nappy?
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Ming Campbell – useless old cunt that he is.
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Brew Wales picked my 1st choice the aged old fossil Flynn, will be picking Pete Dockerty.
The amount of drugs that fuck takes its just a matter of time till he injects one needle to many.
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Steven Purcell, the coke sniffing, cock sniffing ex leader of Glesga council.
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John Venables – not long now I reckon.
Dennis Healey – he wouldn’t want Foot getting all the glory.
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That evil, mad, patronising cow that actually IS one, or at least has one(called Mark I believe); Thatcher.
Though I’d probably shag Carol after a few pints.
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One of those mp cunts on trial from stress.
Please.
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Peter Hain the diahorrea coloured Welsh C-U-N-T
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Geert Wilders?
It’s only a matter of time before some Jihadi loon gets close to him.
No doubt the BBC will somehow justify it though.
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I can’t cunting believe that you don’t have the biggest cunt on the planet – Robert “The Cunt” Kilroy Silk. What the cunt?
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How about Cuntcillor Terry ‘the fat useless cunt’ Kelly.
He looks ready to cark it at any time, or is that just wishful thinking?
I also would like to nominate Bruce Forsyth. Too many cunts saying he is fit as a fiddle and looks great, so he is bound to be ready to pop his fucking clogs.
I’m not really that fussy though, any cunt that is a Labour supporter or member will do.
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Can I be a bit more specific than rightwinggit?
I’m going for Elliot Morley, he looks fucking suicidal……… and let’s hope he is.
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PLEASE be martin smith (run over by a copper whilst protesting against free speech…OR falling on a claw hammer he’s got hidden up his coat).
HOPEFULLY peter hain,
the theiving election fund bank robbing cunt.
PROBOBLY bruce forsythe,
whilst not a cunt…its inevitable.
(brucys been my xmas celeb death bet for the last 5 years)
DEFINATELY geet wilders though i dont think he’s a cunt,but will be killed by 100% labour party backed cunts).
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if jack straw dies can we all chip in a tenner have the mother of all cunts of a partys?
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Grinning Denis MacShane Please!
The face of the EUSSR. The lamp-post outside my house will be dedicated to this slimy weasel’s demise.
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SIR ANDREW (PROSTRATE CANCER ESCAPING)LLOYD WANKER!
AND THE SHITBAG IS GOING TO TRY AND PUT THAT PHANTOM SHIT BOLLOCKS ON US AGAIN TO SKIN ANOTHER COUPLE OF BOB FROM US!
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THE MAIN SOOTY MANDELLA
AND WATCH THE FAWNING
BONO IS A CUNT
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I´m a cheating cunt but the wife from patrick swayze?
LESLIE ANNE DOWN
crap actress anyway
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WINNIE MANDELLA DIES FOM GRIEF AFTER HER MAN HAS PASSED ON !
AND NAMES THE GRAND KID
STOMPIE MOEKETSI
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The Rev Ian Paisley, he’s getting on for a cunt so a dead cert win.
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Steve Jobs for me. Shame.
Others who have Wilders and Paisley are on to good ones I think.
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The D’ya wanna be in my gang cunt of cunts. What’s his fucking name?
Gary Shitter. Suicide, I reckon.
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