A piss be upon him cunting for ex-England cricketer Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff. During filming in India for his BBC documentary series about cricket helping disadvantaged yoof, Field of Dreams on Tour, Flintoff decided to fast for a day for Ramadan in a heart warming gesture of solidarity with said disadvantaged yoof Adnan, an Afghan refugee.

Poor Adnan opened up about about how hard it was seeing his friends eat while he was unable to. He was also the only Muslim on the team, adding to his trauma. Flintoff then asked the rest of the team to join him and all agreed. I bet they fucking well did. I would also wager that sausage and bacon were also off the breakfast menu and a relaxing beer in the evening too.

Is it any wonder that these bastards can’t/wont integrate into western culture and respect their hosts way of life whist bellends like Flintoff pander and indulge their stone age regressive mindset? You might argue its only one day of fasting to cheer up a lonely lad but its not OUR culture. You give in to these cunts on the small things and they always want more.

Remember, just a generation or so ago Islamic extremism, grooming gangs, de facto sharia law, Muslim no-go areas, sham marriages, honour killings and backdoor blasphemy laws were virtually unheard of.

Maybe Flintoff’s near-fatal car crash mongnified his booze-addled brain more than previously thought?

Nauseating Mirror link if you can stomach it.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Is an absolute cunt.

This good for nothing bastard has suspended 30 arms export licenses to Israel.

Anyone can see straight through this for the terrorist appeasing gesture that it is, just to keep Muslim voters onside. Next up we’ll all be paying compensation to Hamas in our taxes.

Lammy is an imbecilic foreign twat who belongs in Guyana, or stuck on a spike on Londonistan bridge.

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Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

jesus h christ

They’ve dreamt up another one ..

Just now, a new word appeared to me on Google’s ‘trending headlines’.

(You know that ‘feature’ y’switch off to keep the cretin-level headlines hidden, but it auto-switches back to ‘on’ after a month of being off, the arrogant bastards?)

Anyhoo. ‘What’s this bullshit, now 🙄?’ led to a gander.

‘Gaining traction globally’ declares the first headline.

‘New identity everyones talking about’ sez the next …

‘What you need to know’ is the following one’s angle.

Offerings 4,5,6,7 all use the phrase ‘new phenomenon’

And the 8th , whilst still using ‘new phenomenon’ goes on to say ‘forcing experts to reassess the nature of human attraction”

Number 9 plain straight out asked “Are YOU symbiosexual?”

10th? : ‘Emerging sexual identity taking the internet by storm’ & ‘Redefining human relationships’

I’m not even going to approach the pathetic nature of the fucking thing, – nor the folk that perpetuate this needy shit endlessly – IN the nom(plenty of space to do that when it comes around) .. but ye might as well get the gist of it now, cunters, .. it looks like we’re going to have to put up with it for the foreseeable… Google (somewhat forcibly)says so!

Economic Times.

Picked one at random (what’s it got to do with an Economics led site, anyways?) They’re all much of a muchness, I’m sure. A whole lot of copy & paste most likely.

Nominated by : CuntemAll

No, not the ginger wanker married to the attention whore, the country.

If ever there was a more God forsken country, it must be somewhere in the middle east.

There is literally nothing good about it, apart from the M4, so you can get out, sharpish.

My experts the place was fields, rain, sheep and extreme anti-Englishness.

Granted, they’re half decent with the egg-ball, but really, is that it? Even the Jocks can make decent alcohol.

Maybe they do. Never got to find out. An English accent in a North Wales pub?

I was instantly covered in gob and sputum. At first I thought he was refusing to serve me, then I realised he was merely talking to me.

Nevertheless, put me right off. That, and the one-eyed, three fingered barmaid with a tail.

Fuck me, I’ve been in some rough pubs. I mean, I even been to Bradford, but that pales into insignificance to that shit hole.

Here’s the link, boys, there’s lovely for you, isn’t it?

Cunts.

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Nominated by Termujin.

The new woke/PC correct future of quiz shows.

I stumbled across this crock of shite whilst channel hopping tonight (2nd September) on UK comedy channel.

Here is a quick flavour:

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Hosted by that Rosie Jones, who quite frankly is really in the wrong job. A comedian who takes 10 minutes to blurt a punchline out of any joke, or no one can understand really loses the point of being a comedian. It’s almost like she chose this career, so she can be permanently offended by people who criticise her. Forgive me, I don’t dislike Rosie Jones because of her disabilities. I dislike her because I simply don’t find her funny. In the same way I don’t find Lenny Henry funny- not because he’s blick…he just isn’t funny (to me anyway)

Jones has the rent-a-mob on board with this pile of crap…Katherine Ryan, that blind comedian bloke (in the episode tonight) et al. The episode I saw was cringe inducing…..Rosie trying to be witty during rounds was awkward, as you could see on the ‘celebs’ faces they were thinking the same.

All the ‘contestants’ are either gay, trans or whatever and you may note they also have their preferred pronouns on their name cards…..what the fuck?

Anyhow…..this is what those under 40 consider funny now. I am not, and I don’t.

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.