As the horror of another Xmas disappears up the arse of time, so we have the next horror show – the New Years Honours List. This year we have a really fun-packed addition of poofters, lesbians, no-hopers and abject failures – just like every other year:

Emily Thornberry becomes a Dame officially – though she has been a pantomime dame for years. She will be carrying her ego and self importance round in her outsize big mama bloomers.

Arise Sir Sadiq Khan, for services to the Sheffield steel industry

Stephen Fry, the obese pompous poofter for services to pseudo-intellectualism and bumfuckery. The latter, I suspect is what swung it for him with Kweer, who seems to have a positive ache for homosexuality. He loves a good poof, inside the cabinet or outside.

Gareth Southgate, with his vacant grin and Rachel from Accounts minge round his chin, rewarded for failure.

The only plus point is despite his gurning like a monkey that had seen a bag of nuts, over-inked David Beckham and his ugly wife didn’t get the bauble they were clearly expecting when they minced into the Kings banquet last month.

Oh dear, how sad – never mind

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

are a cunt.

Here’s the first, foist upon us in the name of the Great Idol, net zero!

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To save you the bother, it’s a levy that charges food producers at the front end, and retailers ( your local shop/supermarket) for using packaging that isn’t environmentally friendly.

But!

Who do you think retailers ( large or small) will pass the cost on to?

Gee! Thanks a fucking bunch!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I’ve never liked the cunt.
The ‘king of Cool’.

” Oh he was a real bike rider”

” He did his own stunts you know”

” He was a man’s man”

He was a cunt.
He’d get upset if a co star had more lines in a film than he did,
And run crying to me director.
He did it to Paul Newman
He did it to Yul Brynner.
And others.
The little flamer.

He’d use dirty tricks to upstage other actors
And would act the big head with the crew on set, pulling rank.

He was just a poseur.
Fake as fuck.
Makeup wearing clotheshorse who’d wear sunglasses in a nightclub.

I wish on the great escape he’d broke his fuckin back leaping the fence.
He could of fought Raymond Burr for the role of ironside.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

Flynn is a limp-wristed bum boy scribbler, who has written several articles for the London Evening Standard, the failed weekday newspaper, now confined to the internet.

With his moth-eaten beard and hangdog expression he often tells us of the misery of being a gay man in London, he doesn’t know where the next bottle of champagne is going to come from, poor duckie, how his favourite public lavatory has been closed down, the horror of being in an oppressed minority.

He has excelled himself however, with his latest arselicking piece, a tribute to Gaylord Peter Mandy Mandelson. Flynn gushes how he has always “respected” him. How wonderful it is a dishonest bum boy has risen so high, by sticking his tongue up the right arseholes etc etc.

Who in their right mind could respect that greasy bumboy, but the article is not just a hoot, it is an example of just how low journalists and journalism has fallen:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Fresh off the back of his second consecutive defeat to Oleksandr Usyk, the “Gypsy King” has once again refused to accept the legitimacy of the judges decision.

Apparently he lost the first fight because it was “too easy” so he decided to come in at a career heaviest in order to “put it on” the Ukrainian.

Unfortunately for Tyson, a four stone of whale blubber weight advantage against a pure boxer/athlete such as Usyk, just wasn’t going to wash.

Both Fury and his promoter, old fish eyes himself Frank Warren behaved like a pair of ungracious, sore losing cunts during the post fight press conference.

If you were to be sympathetic towards Fury, you could argue that emotions were running high etc yet Fury has repeatedly played the cunt over the last couple of years by ducking Usyk, taking easier paydays and refusing to accept defeat whilst simultaneously being an obnoxious twat.

The AI scoring system and all three judges awarded the fight last night to the Ukrainian yet Fury and his team are crying foul.
Which is interesting as they didn’t complain when Fury won a highly dubious decision against a boxing novice from the MMA last year.

I have to cunt Tyson Fury with a slightly heavy heart because up until the last two or three years, I’d been a big fan of his. His three fights with

Deontay Wilder were epic and gave heavyweight boxing a much needed shot in the arm.

Unfortunately, he has increasingly morphed into a washed up, over weight, bully boy and should just retire and count his millions.

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Nominated by Herman Jelmet.