I’d like to keep this brief in order to stop me going full Dirlewanger..

British Justice flung this shit into jail for 55 years, the cunt should have been burnt at the stake 5 minutes after being found guilty, however..

The cunt has been charged with trying to murder prison guards and the usual shite attached to keeping these sand niggles in jail.

This cunt and his entire “asylum seeking ” family, who promptly fucked off back to the country they claimed would kill them after the atrocity should face summary justice everyone involved in this plot should die and die horribly.

Our very government are murderers.

Vote Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are a cunt.

Wolverhampton Council have introduced a “fat tax” on burials for obese persons, due to increased demand, of all things.

Wolverhampton resident Rosemarie McLaren said she felt the move was “discrimination, it’s not acceptable”.

“Someone like me who’s a bit bigger, is going to be charged [more] because I’m fat,” she added..

Unsurprisingly Rosemarie is a twenty stone Dark Key.

It appears that cremation has never occurred to them,but then again,why wait til the fat cunts die of natural causes,such as an excess of Di Chiggun?

Light em up!

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are a cunt in many cases.

Fucking hell where do I start…I don’t know, this one twists my melon, Counterfeit chocolate, what the fuck is that? any way.

The old corner shop is due a cunting, always there for those little things when you need them.
Though nowadays it seems they just scan winning lottery tickets and tell you that you have lost, Mr Kapoor has taken it to the next level with a vast array of illegal stock he bought from “John” and supplying minors with prohibited goods.
The article made interesting reading.

Edward Elton, on behalf of Surrey Police, said: “A man attended the store because his 17-year-old son, a child in law, had bought £530 of nitrous oxide from the Wharf Road Stores, and he’d done that in one day.

so that’s one pissed off adult, £530 spend in one day on laughing gas to a minor.

The list of breaches said to have been found within the store, he continued, included soft drinks with unlawful additives, best before dates on alcohol rubbed off, box after box of counterfeit cigarettes and counterfeit chocolate.

This counterfeit chocolate brings to mind this

his dodgy fags made of shredded doormats are another matter entirely
Then we have,

He said that was “just the latest of the failings”. On other occasions Surrey Police found two canisters behind the counter that were seized and sent for testing, tests came back confirming they contained the psychoactive drug THC.

So he was selling class B and C drugs from behind his counter and topping it up with Stanley knives! and the place is next too a sodding youth club.
You just cant make this up.

The good news is he is “Very sorry” and his licence has been revoked, but fuck sake how can he get away with it?

He said the Class B drugs were marked as ‘not for sale’ and left in the back of the shop unused. Mr Kapoor added: “I have my parents who are already dependent on me, my dad is over 85, my mum also”, before having to pause when becoming visibly emotional.

That’s not a bad idea, I will have to right “For decorative purpose only” on my favourite prohibited items, just in case.

ant way fuck sake, what have we brought upon ourselves.

youtube

Nominated by Lord Benny.

is a cunt

Worrying about hamas’s copyright on Oct 7 massacre footage.

No fucking way, right?

Mentioned it in passing lately, not many saw it… Toronto Film Festival were due to screen a documentary about the events that kicked off the current bout of munitions lobbing in sunnier climes but have pulled a U-turn on it.

Why?

“Toronto film fest nixes Oct. 7 doc screening, cites Hamas ownership of massacre clips”

Shit the cunts livestreamed for all and sundry at the time on various terroristy file-sharing webshites I mean sites …. and TFF are scared of – presumably – being sued for copyright infringement.

Beyond ridiculous. And cowardly. n.b. Some more mainstream sites(e.g. NYT) carried the same story, but only this one not paywalled.

Times of Israel

Nominated by Cuntemall.

is a cunt.

Spare a thought for man-bun hipster soyboys Hugo and Josh, cunters. Finding a £7-a-third barrel aged mango and pineapple blancmange New England IPA is getting harder and harder as oh-so-cool Brewdog has finally been found out. Fewer and fewer pubs are stocking their overpriced rat urine.

The Ben & Jerrys of beer have never missed an opportunity to leap onto the latest passing woke bandwagon to demonstrate their cool, bien pensant credentials. Which makes the fact that their shitshow is now dependent on Wetherspoons and their Brexit-supporting boss Tim Martin all the more ironic.

Come on Tim, chuck the cunts out of your pubs as well and hopefully they’ll go bust. Hugo and Josh will just have to hold their noses and mix with all those ghastly Reform voters in Spoons in future. It’s no wonder they’re in tears.

the sun

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.